This is actually me just procrastinating writing

|| karlie || 21 || she/her || just a place for me to dump some sentence starters and writing prompts i've made! requests are always open!

[sot-358]

Friends eat icecream and elbow eachother

[forprideuses]

"Oh"

[deathbystorm-deactivated2020102]

I cannot emphasize this enough.

[thelocalmuffin]

✍Commissions Open!

Hey everyone! I have 3 slots open!

2 kofis for 500 words. For NSFW it is an extra 1 kofi per 1000 words.

I am open to discussion about many ideas and prompts, but I will not take any NSFW with any characters canonically under the age 18, and you must also be 18+ to commission nsfw.

I have a right to refuse commissions and I will not write any of my n!otps.

💥Bonus: Every 1000 words you purchase (4 kofis) you get 250 words free! If you have commissioned me in the past you will automatically get 250 words free no matter the length. Only valid til 9/15.

Reblogs are appreciated! Thank you!

[veryfunnymemes]

[i-cant-make-a-good-name]

[dandy-boi-ftm]

The best part is the fact that out of the two of them Martha Stewart was the one who went to prison.

[shadowkat678]

Wait…what?

[2fngrsin]

Wiiiiild. He did commit murder (in self defense - no judging) and America‘s Best Housewife was sent to jail because of insider trading, securities fraud, obstruction of justice and conspiracy. This is wiiiiiild 😄😄😄

[skrytch]

[brunhiddensmusings]

also he has every right to make fun of kanye west considering snoop has had a successful career for about two decades including his own cookbook and appearing in movies whereas kanye is a flat earther who had to crowdfund another album because he ran out of money despite kim kardashian being with him, not having the money to produce another album should be the metric when you know you can tell a musician has failed somewhere in either money management or actually being a musician rather then a famous trainwreck

[sunshine-tattoo]

snoop dogg is a good man who loves cooking, nature, and supporting the dreams of young children in poverty. kanye west helped get trump elected.

[brunhiddensmusings]

seriously though check out his cookbook its beautiful

and filled with lgiht humor, legit cooking, and charming life stories

[nevercure]

Whenever I think about snoop I remember that episode of cribs where he lived in an unusually modest house compared to everyone else on that show, spent the entire time with his young daughter hugging onto his leg and dragging her around as he walked. He even talked about how he didn’t want his kids to be musicians and that he just wants them to have a chance at a normal life / he doesn’t wish music career drama on anyone

The dude is mega down to earth for having a networth of 135 million dollars and staying relevant for longer than some of the top charting musicians have been alive

[gardenofpawprints]

Snoop also is like, one of the biggest fans of Spryo the Dragon and was weirdly very involved in promotions of the remaster after they saw how stoked he was for the game release

[theblackdolllife]

Support this young lady for making this doll Support and buy.

[rpstarterdump]

all of my progress was lost on the weeknd starters, so i should have them up within the next two days 😘

[rpstarterdump]

Could you do a starter call from The Weeknd’s newest album after hours?

Yes! I should have it done by the end of the day or by tomorrow (^; thank u for the request!!

[rpstarterdump]

Fall Out Boy: From Under the Cork Tree Starters

Take my advice

Am i more than you bargained for yet?

I’m sleeping my way out of this

You’re the only place that feels like home

This has been said so many times that i’m not sure if it matters

I’m feeling young and reckless

You’re just a line in a song

I keep telling myself i’m not the desperate type

Some secrets weren’t meant to be told

Trying to forget teverything that isn’t you

We never stood a chance

Do not open before Christmas

She says she’s no good ith words, but i’m worse

It can’t get much worse

I’m not going home along

I’ve got some arrogance down to a science

Wishing to be the friction in your dreams

I don’t do too well on my own

Find a safe space

I know this hurts-- it was meant to

Isn’t ot messed up how i’m just dying to be hikme

I’m having another episode

Brace yourself!

Your secret’s out and the best part is it wasn’t even a good one

I don’t wanna forget how your voice sounds

For what we’ve become, we just feel more alone

Progess Report: I am missing you to death

I obsess over you

Talking’s just a waste of breath

This is you and me, and me and you, until we’ve got nothing left

[rpstarterdump]

Paramore All We Know Album Lyric Starters

Is this what you waited for? Just to be alone?

I had to let them go

No one cares to talk about it

I fear I might break

It’s really not your fault

I’ll never let this go

One day I’ll get sick of saying that everything’s alright

It takes some time to let you go

We could follow you nack home

Are you watching me?

You never said this isn’t what you wanted 

I fear I can’t take it

I won’t stop holding on

Here we go again

I’ve seen you cry way too many times

You don’t know what love is

Please, don’t get me wrong

Just don’t let me fall asleep

I've seen love die too many times when it deserved to be alive

Are you listening?

If you thought I’d leave, you’re wrong

I think we have an emergency

Can’t say I’m sad to see you go

Now I feel like I don’t know you

I can feel the pressure

I will never again have to answer to anyone

Some things I’ll never know

We’re better off without you

You give up every chance you get

You do your best to show me you love me

Forget the things we swore we meant

I can’t find the words to tell you I don’t want to be alone

We’ve tried so hard to understand but we can’t

[rpstarterdump]

Resident Evil 2 Snapcube Real-Time Fandub Part 2

I’m literally a child, but I’ll do what I can

Who’s that?

If she wants to stay alive, she’ll ming her own goddamn business!

I got all night, motherfucker!

That’s not quite what I was asking for

Sorry to interrupt your ______ just now

“Who are you?” “The Female Body Inspector”

I've got some vital information for you

I’m gonna assume that I know what we’re talking about

But there’s zombies everywhere!

I fucking heard that, idiot!

You grossly misunderstood how this whole thing works

Dance with me!

I knew this would come back to haunt me

She must’ve gone back up the stairs...

Where’d she go?

Oh, there you are

*phone rings* I hope it’s not my dad

I’m so fucking bored, I wish i had some crayons

Die, bitch!

Lock the door!

You think you’re getting out?!

This is the worst thing to ever happen to me

This is so anxiety inducing

Hope nothing unfortunate happens

[rpstarterdump]

Resident Evil 2 Snapcube Real Time Fan Dub Starters Part 1

It’s a live-action Zootopia, but they all wear fursuits

Ma’am do you have insurance or a lawyer?

Are you dead? That would make things a lot easier for me

Looks like my Tuesday night just got a little more complicated

I heard a spooky noise... Are you okay?

A warning? I’m not afraid of anything!

These people are too ugly for my taste

I can’t open the door!

I smell gas

Wait, did i get your name?

Wow, it’s different than i remember

Don’t come in or I’ll shoot!

Party’s getting too wild, I’m going home

I just wanted to be alone...

Drop those bitches!

if you don’t, then no one will

What’d you find?

I shit myself

Were you talking about Club Penguin?

Are you actually injured this time?

You dont even work here

I heard someone’s got overdue books at the library

That’s for me to know, and you to find out.

I knew Lunchables organic was a mistake

Wouldn’t be the first time i heard that

What’s your purpose?

Are you coming out?

Ow? What the fuck, dude?

[vhsmeme]

* touching spirit bear prompts

touching spirit bear is a novel by ben mikaelsen. tw: self-loathing and abandonment.

‘ tell me what happened out there. ’

‘ i see a lot of myself in you. ’

‘ anybody can love, forgive, and heal. ’

‘ anger keeps you lost. ’

‘ why do you help me? ’

‘ go with love, that’s how you come back. ’

‘ your life isn’t an accident. ’ 

‘ i love you. you know that, don’t you? ’

‘ we’ll talk more later. get some rest now. ’ 

‘ that you need the help of others, like a wolf pack. ’

‘ stay away from me! i don’t need your help! ’

‘ anger is a memory never forgotten. you only tame it. ’

‘ a man is only as good as his word. ’ 

‘ leaving already? ’

‘ the world’s getting tired of waiting. ’

‘ there are only two things wrong with me – everything i do and everything i say. ’

‘ i’m not afraid of dying. ’

‘ nobody’s going to baby-sit you here. ’

‘ you don’t get it, do you? ’

‘ i don’t care anymore. ’

‘ you’ll be okay. just relax. ’

‘ it’s none of your business! ’

‘ use this on your blisters before you go to sleep. ’

‘ are the walls getting the best of your fights? ’

‘ i fell. ’

‘ this is all about how you do something, not what you do. ’

‘ my fault. ’  

‘ that knife is like life. ’

‘ there’s still one more thing, isn’t there? ’ 

‘ i didn’t think anybody cared about me anymore. ’

‘ it can destroy you or help you heal. ’   

‘ then do it for yourself. you’re also a victim. ’ 

‘ that’s what i deserve. ’ 

‘ i thought you would help me. ’

‘ life is up to you now. ’ 

‘ if death stares you straight in the face, believe me, __, you’ll get scared. ’

‘ learn your place or you’ll have a rough time. ’  

‘ you figure if i’m scared of you, you can trust me? ’ 

‘ i don’t need to prove anything. ’

‘ i wasn’t lying. ’ 

‘ and there are powers inside of us like happiness and anger. ’

‘ this is a good place to find yourself. ’

‘ where did you learn that trick? ’

‘ because we’re friends. ’ 

‘ i’ve got help coming. ’ 

[rpstarterdump]

Game Grumps Super Mario Sunshine Sentence Starters Part 5

I’m just glad I got to love you.

I always knew that booze would be your downfall.

Could we trick you-- I mean, ask for your help?

You know you can kill them, right?

We would love to have you over for murder-- I mean, dinner!

I would gladly die.

Why am I so bad at this?

Don’t call it a comeback if you never left the stage!

Lay it on me, I can take it! I’m a man!

I wanna go home!

I’m sick of being patient!

I just couldn’t ask her out for some reason

It’s always the stuff you don’t do is what you regret

You gotta wipe that stuff up before the police arrive!

I have no plans on dying any time soon, but...

It’s like I have bins where I just keep everything that I feel

You’ve earned your Ph.D.: Pretty Huge Dick

We interrupt your scheduled programming for a nervous breakdown by _______

This is embarrassing for me too!

You son of a bitch, you’re cold-hearted!

Let me just launch myself off this cliff

Did I die?

Please beat the shit out of them for us

Never seen that before...

I’m not THAT cool

It’s all your fault!

I’m definitely gonna die

We got a bleeder!

Take your top off ladies, he’s running wild!

It’s a secret to everybody except for me.

I’m burning alive in flavor!

You should probably be a little more careful next time.

They did nothing but make you the envy of the playground.

If you had a heart, you’d be thinking of the little guy

Is that it?

They were never in harm’s way to begin with!

I swear, if she gives him a peck on the cheek I’m going to lose my fucking mind

I don’t think i can take any more of this, dude!

He’s okay, he’s just playing around

[rpstarterdump]

Highly Suspect Lyric Starters Part 1

Lately I’ve been feeling so strange

Leave on your heels

Fuck everyone else

I feel like death is coming soon

I thought I was the father, but it’s not my daighter

I’ll say I’m sorry

All I wanna do is fucking sleep

Stand face to face with your god

I’m ready for love

Is this hell? I can’t tell

I’m losing my shit

This can’t be real

You are the one I used to love

I can’t breathe

Do you need some time to think it over?

I know who i am

I’m still in love, but I’ve never loved you the most

I’ve seen better days

I know there’s no turning back

I’m ready for war

I need her now, more than ever before

Where did she go?

Why don’t you pour me another one, ______?

I’m still here

Where did I go wrong?

These fellas are telling me I’d be better off dead

That puppy love is over

Let me give you a ride

I’m ready for more

Fuck me up

I’m more than just a man

Won’t you let me in?

[rpstarterdump]

Pussycat Dolls Lyric Starters Part 1

The less you do, the more it makes me crazy

Go ahead and say what you wanna say

Until then, old friend, your secret is safe with me

I never asked for help

You are my destiny

Now you can get what you want

I promised myself that I’d do anything to get them to notice me

I ain’t complaining

Why don’t you mess me around like you’re supposed to?

I think you might love me to death

You’re too nice

It’s a little late for explanations 

I’ll make you hot

Leave the lingerie on

Be careful what you wish for ‘cause you just might get it

Every time I leave, you pull me closer

I’ve got a confession...

For you, I’ll go all the way

I will never be the same

I never needed you to be strong

I’m on the lookout!

We all wanna be famous

Nothing can ever come between us

[rpstarterdump]

Game Grumps Super Mario Sunshine Sentence Starters Part 4

Make yourself at home, but watch out for the demons!

What are you even doing up here, man?

Get me off this roof, I’m terrified!

Do what I’m telling you to do- I’ll kill you!

Oh, you don’t think I’ll make it, huh?

I thought i was safe...

I’m just gonna go somewhere else so I don’t have to subject people to my attitude

I got awful sick of his/her/their shit right away.

It haunts my dreams even to this day.

I’m gonna rip off your fucking arms!

Let the dismemberment begin!

I’d kill you if you weren’t already an inanimate object.

Take this, motherfucker!

You do this all day, you’d think you’d be good at it by now

I’ll never succeed, I’m destined for failure

Nice move, you fucking douche.

Was that a ghost?

I’ll kill you!

Does that mean I get to gamble? I LOVE gambling!

Where’s my money, bitch?

[rpstarterdump]

PVRIS Lyric Sentence Starters Part 2

Never thought that I would feel like this

All you ever do is turn me down

Who let you in?

Heaven knows what you’d do to me

You could chain me up

But I don’t mind because I’m a sucker

Guess it was all my fault

Darling, you can’t stay

I need a miracle to get away from you/them/him/her

Can you hear me?

The say don’t open old wounds, but I’m going to.

I know you’re gone now, but I’ll still wait for you

You walk around like you own the place, but you never say anything

You’re killing me right now

I swear, I’d wait my whole life

I need a miracle to stay with you/them/him/her

Don’t you try to run right now

But this is still so brand new

You were my baby, but now you’re my nightmare

Such a mess when you’re in my presence

I’m losing to the games in my mind

Baby, you could be the deatg of me

i love the things we do when it’s just me and you

I’ll do about anything to get those hands on me

You ran away from me...

It’s my house, and I think it’s time to get out

I can’t help myself from the things that you do