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I literally only made this blog to RP and reblog funny tumblr stuff from the Fandoms in into. :P

[biologyny-archived]

Sketch commissions for @ijustwanttobecontent ! Thank you for commissioning me!

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[24ozsteak]

hello would u guys like a pic of my son being, Bad?

[24ozsteak]

[sixpenceee]

Notes to the girl whose house I live in

by reddit user JJX2525

It took me a week to find where you keep your wifi password. A whole week! I was really worried you’d thrown it away, but lo and behold, there it was in the cutlery drawer of all places. Everything about the way you organize things confuses me. I guess because you live on your own now you just put things any old place. I know there was someone else before, I heard you talking about him on the phone. Johnny, I think? Jimmy? Anyway, I know because you said it was tough being alone. But you’re not alone, of course. You have me!

Keep reading

[homestuck-good]

holy shIT THIS FUCKED ME UP

[bltchcrxft]

I absolutely love this.

[failure-at-being-respectable]

DUDE.

[lexxxyhavoc]

This one actually just made me sad..

[humansofnewyork]

“One of my plays is getting produced!” “What’s it about?” “So there’s this guy, and he really loves this one girl— she’s the girl of his dreams. But she’s going off to college. So he applies to every nearby college, just so he can be close to her. But the only college that accepts him is a clown college. But here’s the thing— he’s terrified of clowns.”

[grimelords]

this is the funniest fucking thing and I’ve been thinking about it all week

[lord-kitschener]

I want to go see it

[fifth-gate-rester]

normally i hate het romance stories, but in this case,

[homoluigi]

He had me at clown college. Even without the fear aspect it’s already a great premise

[ghostpoot]

hello clown friends who love pennywise, find puns amusing, and also experience menstruation, do i got something for u. these are called period panties and are literally the cutest and most comfy panties i own (because duh of course I do)!

besides pennywise, they also have stranger things, nightmare on elm street, beetlejuice, the shining, and friday the 13th themed briefs and boyshorts as well as lots more, (and it looks like they’ll be including a few options for boxer briefs soon if that’s more your style).

so if that seems like something you’d be in the market for, I can tell you from experience that these are worth the $12.99

[slutforpennywise-deactivated201]

I WAN T 10

[pennywisethot]

These are actually brilliant. 

[justanotherrpmeme]

Send ♋ for our muses to swap bodies!

[rp-meme-glaceon]

Send 🏝 to find my muse washed up on the beach

Send 🌊 for my muse to find yours

[starshineowl]

Send "I own you" for your muse buying mine at a slave auction

Alternate: send “you own me” for my muse buying your’s at a slave auction

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

me: uses my sleeping kitten’s paw to navigate my smartphone

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

he woke up and retrieved his paw

[lingrix]

you Used him

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

he’s on the bed and he won’t come near me

[lingrix]

youve betrayed his trust………he Knows

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

good thing i got 13 more of these fluffs

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

second kitten also abandoned me and they both formed a coalition

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

their cause is gaining numbers

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

this is a revolution

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

i tried calling in the cavalry but they overwhelmed us quickly

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

we are….defeated.

[smallish-giraffe]

you may have lost the battle but all I see is a winner with 14 kittens and a dog

[winemom-culture]

[wowvantasticbaby]

Just so people know, I looked at the source and the sister was in a very bad car accident and these gifts are likely her way of dealing with her trauma.

[iwilleatyourenglish]

honestly…. the fact that they didn’t include this in the original post fucking sucks. but also… i know these gifts may seem “creepy,” but they’re all really practical (well, aside from the book) and show that she clearly cares about the safety of her loved ones.

[prince-luffy]

This makes me wonder how people view trauma. You see a lot assholes online of shitting on “sjws” for being triggered and not having ~real~ PTSD, but things like this make me wonder if people simply have no idea how to recognize PTSD when it’s not people freaking out over a loud noise.

[criminallynerdy]

It’s because people only care about certain PTSD victims. If the PTSD victim has “easy” triggers AKA ones they can avoid, people will stick around for them. if the PTSD victim has “difficult” triggers, AKA ones that affect other peoples’ comfortable routine, people will be looking for excuses to dehumanize them. It’s a really horrible kind of ableism PTSD victims face. And posts like the story that woman made about her sister show how normalized PTSD-related ableism is. As someone with PTSD who has “strange” triggers, I can attest due to my own personal experiences with it. 

[gayelectro]

I’m irritated this thread exists to begin with, like… Who cares? These gifts are for your safety in mind! And stuff that the person clearly didn’t have! Why is that seen as so bad? 

But yeah, I agree with @criminallynerdy, if your triggers are “inconvenient” to people, you get treated like this all the time by people. You’re seen as acting gauche for no reason and as a problem to be dealt with. 

[renbismark-deactivated20191020]

I did a thing!

[throwbackblr]

The Lion King (2019)

[huntersgonnahunt]

[baawri]

President Obama appreciation post

[eddiekaspbrk]

pennywise: *looking around at his cool ass lair underneath neibolt house* haha these kids’ll be so scared

richie: *shows up and calls it a crackhead house*

pennywise:

[sixpenceee]

A compilation of halloween decorations that win halloween. Here’s our compilation from last year. 

[girlonline1337]

fun drinking game

take a shot everytime you feel like you wanna die

[strangefriendperson-deactivated]