coughing and wheezing like a sickly baby bird

[gumi-megpoidd]

i think about this tweet constantly. i say zero out of ___ all the time

[dogpuppy]

[fidelcostco]

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

[fidelcostco]

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

[fidelcostco]

oh this is my post

[imjunebitch]

every other post on this site has the caption "my beautiful gay girl wife princess bpd boyfriend husband girlwife girl hes a woman to me" and then a gifset of the most mid white cishet neurotypical actor ever

[femceltonysoprano]

Real

[effielovesapples]

[starbuck]

me analyzing my favorite characters:

[teathattast]

[bunjywunjy]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[scaryselfship]

[clonerightsagenda]

When I was at the natural history museum, the fossil section had stickers on the glass to engage children - things like "Flap your arms like a pterodactyl" or "Measure your hand against the mosasaurus." However the first of these I encountered, which I found alarming and threatening without context, was a sticker reading "Struggle like you are stuck in a tar pit"

[clonerightsagenda]

I feel like more bright colors, an exclamation mark, or a more whimsical font choice would've also helped here to indicate that it is a Fun Activity For Children. Instead it felt like getting instructed in my inevitable fate by a road sign

[darkandstormyranger]

finally some relatable content on ig

[dogpuppy]

[freakcliff]

[cleaningouttherooms]

sex is some naked bullshit and food is some crap they found on the ground but online poker is forever

[dogpuppy]

[beemovieerotica]

i know medical reports have to write things this way, but when i see "dull mood, denies smoking" on my doctor's visit summary i can't help but hear "boring bitch and a croaking liar"