coughing and wheezing like a sickly baby bird

[glorioustragedykid]

All timer

[stay-the-knight]

[calebwittebane]

you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for an amazing reason

[dogpuppy]

[amazoogle]

it's Tuesday all day today and there's no known way to prevent this

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

Dude living downstairs has been loudly rapping for like 10 minutes, then suddenly did a high pitched scream, and now its silent down there

[postnuclearophelia]

he got raptured

[queen-elizabeth-the-3st]

[puppygirldick]

With a glory hole you're having a threesome with the house

[imanasoh]

[chickensnack]

TUESDAY AGAIN NO PROBLEM

[warheads-r-us-deactivated202301]

Yes, that’s a gun in my pants. No, I’m not happy to see you.

[fleshdyke]

the funniest thing abt hannibal fans on this site is the way ppl will post screenshots from the show and be like "HIS SLIME 😍😍😍" and the picture is mads mikkelsen looking like this

[fleshdyke]

that is supposed to say smile.

[tabloidsores]

Two dudes in my group chat have been playing league & slowly but surely have shifted from saying "wanna play league of legends" to "wanna play some geego legends". At this point their average post is just @ing the other and going "geegogagand?" and I feel insane

[dogpuppy]

[gumy-shark]

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

[giragirameganedan]

[aletheyass]

tes THDPSSSSPS 💜

[apas-95]

wgat did u say

[eebie]

i want a perfect buddy i want a perfect bro