im being perfectly fucking civil

[coldswarkids]

wow you got to the red stop light faster and more dangerously than anyone else. should we throw a party?? should we call nascar

[vedajuno]

there was a good ten year period from 2000 onward where the new years novelty glasses makers had their jobs literally made for them, just a hotstreak of double 0s as eyeholes all the way down. business was booming. and then 2011 hit and the entire industry collapsed on itself overnight

[ancientsstudies]

The Bathing Pool by Hubert Robert.

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

you can know the punchline but you can’t stop it from punching you.

[ex0skeletal-undead]

When you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughingstock.

Hate this, thank you

[seiishindraws]

i liked them

[matsuropalette]

doctors HATE her: local woman shows symptoms of an actual illness and wants to be treated 

[huffylemon]

Part one of whatever the hell this meme is

[headspace-hotel]

[detailedart]

The Comet Book (1587), details, “16th-century treatise on comets, created anonymously (or maybe it was a woman who endured erasure) in Flanders”. Originally named in german Kometenbuch.

[pixiszn-deactivated20210901]

i am a simple person you put a uquiz link in front of me and i do it

[toshiirou]

[leerings]

queen of humor

[cenodyke-deactivated20211019]

Dolly i would both kill and die for you

[discourseful]

[carnival-phantasm]

[weirdness-is-good]

[christineebersole]

This post isn’t written in any known human language

[patheticperipatetic]

Is this what understanding a newspaper political cartoon is like?

[jjoon]

Go on you funky little blue-haired man :’) 💛🌼🌈

[goobra]

[minblush]

wow

[cossacot-deactivated20211206]

ronan and adam ;))

[tamagotchi]