A Day of Much Events
Allrighty so it’s been a while since I’ve written one of these but I feel like yesterday was interesting enough to merit a commemoration of some sort. I had one of the objectively worst runs of luck that I’d had in a while, broken by one exceedingly great event.
Got to six flags 2 hours later than planned, not too bad;
Lose my SHOE on the first ride, X2, and am told that they dont have access to the ride until after the park closes. Fuck.
Get in line for about another 2 hours (lines were ridiculous) to ride the second ride, Tatsu, which had these infuriating mist machines in line that made the ground and my foot unbearably soaked and muddy the whole while I was in line.
wait for an hour thirty in line for the third ride and I get hit with the need to shit just a little bit before we get on the ride. Not shitting myself, so I run out and I miss the third ride. host a kickback later at our place (after I purge my foot of filth and toss the sock that was basically solid with gunk)
aaaand a family head brings my crush (who I’ve been recently really getting to know)! And he tells me that theyve been low-key dating! which is fantastic! and by FANtastic I mean TOTAL ASS. FUCK. FUCK. SHIT. FUCK.
It’s not often that you need to hold a friendly smile when you’re hit with news like that, but that’s all that I could focus on; holding my smile. The thing being I don’t know what their relationship is like. They never talk to each other when people are around. I’m pretty sure he is pretty interested on keeping them exclusive especially since he brings this up to my face specifically. I don’t know how she feels about him. Or me either for that matter, I guess.
After that awkward debacle, we play kings card (among 9ish people too) and she’s dealing. The first round, 6 kisses 2 on the cheek. Her card flips, my card flips. 6, and 2. I get my kiss and let me tell you, that peck might have been the most innocuous kiss I’d had in college (and I’ve had some pretty raunchy kisses) but it blew my mind. I just went blank, and I’m not even sure when I tuned back in to reality (it sure didn’t feel like reality haha) but when I did the first thing I noticed was my smile, locked in ridiculous and embarrassing bliss.
If it werent for the whole awkward news debacle, hell I’d do day again in a heartbeat. Fuck. X2 could take my shirt and pants too, I’d do that day again.
It was a day of much events.

















