I run on coffee and depression

Crow / male / 33/ Denmark

[paranormal-taters]

hang on i need to review my entire post history from all time and make sure i haven't said anything embarrassing

[paranormal-taters]

awful news guys

[chellustrates]

original character posting !

the two characters in the first slide are widget and paige, the last are character designs for potential background characters in their world

[crows-and-coffee]

me: waits for watch the TADC finale with friends on the 19th

friends: watch it collectively without me yesterday

i feel so loved and included and remembered. Not.

[uberfluss]

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

[thesebonesbite]

Magnus Archives fan I see

[partywithponies]

THIS IS SO FUNNY I'M SORRY

[crows-and-coffee]

men online: i am so lonely and single, women don't talk to me

woman: hi

men online: YOU MAKE MY DICK SO HARD, LET'S FUCK

woman: bye

men online: BITCH YOU'RE NOT EVEN THAT HOT ANYWAY, NICE GUYS LIKE ME NEVER GET A CHANCE

[crows-and-coffee]

hey tumblr

stop

showing

me

weightloss

MEDICINE ADS

you fuckwads

[kalico-of-doom]

Cowboy king ❤️‍🔥

[weonsinnombre]

[klaus-laserdisc]

I know I’m the old technology freak but… These new fridges are terrible. Trust me.

I was a tech for a while and serviced them. You’d be lucky to get 3 years without a major failure.

Strong beige box lasts for 20+ years and plus it comes with The Guy

[crows-and-coffee]

oh and if i see you refering to a trans man dating a woman as a lesbian it's an automatic fucking block :) being born with a vagina doesn't make me a lesbian, thanks.

[crows-and-coffee]

Stop reducing trans men to "man with pussy" or "femboyyy <333"

thanks

[shandzii]

If Cookie run kingdom did a collaboration with gachiakuta, who do you think of the cleaners and the raiders types will be????? Your art is so awesome dude!!!! (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

got rly inspired to make a tamsy cookie hold onnnnnn

[helenvaughans]

[itsmistybitch-deactivated202605]

These posts are sisters

[lierdumoa]

[crows-and-coffee]

breaking

barely made it to work and i already want to throw up.

i wish i could call in sick without the fear of being fired

[crows-and-coffee]

I hate how any kind of bottom dysphoria resources is about people regretting their transition.

my dysphoria is so fucking bad today im suicidal, i want a bigger penis. i want to have sex. i want to ENJOY sex

[crows-and-coffee]

Threw up half of my lunch. Cried when I saw the undigested food.

I hate this. I hate this so much

[crows-and-coffee]

So my ED made a return.

I had a frozen pizza and half a ben n jerrys ice cream after work.

Felt so uncomfortably full I purged the food.

I've been clean for months, damn it...

[a-mel0n]

[turniptitaness]