Oh No, It’s A Wandering Homosexual

Sawyer (he/they) || 22 || [PFP by Diaprit!] || Asks are open!! || Please don’t be weird about my work! || “No live organism can continue to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality. Even larks and katydids are supposed, by some, to dream.” -The Haunting of Hill House

[rubberducky2pointoh]

Masterpost

Hey look finally making me one of these. Crazy. This will be under a lot of updates so check back here for new and updated links, as well as future projects!!

If you’re gonna be here to spread hatred of any form (yes, even you who think harassing artists you deem “problematic” is okay), you can go ahead and block me now. I’m not getting involved in drama.

Lab Rat’s Sons (LRS)

Hashtags: #labratssonsau #rottmntlrs

Lab Rat’s Sons is a Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles AU exploring the idea of what would happen if the turtles were found by the government instead of being rescued by Splinter. In this AU, Draxum’s lab explosion causes a lot more damage than in the show—enough to blow a hole through New York City. When officials are sent to check out the rubble, they find four mutant turtles in the rubble and decide to study them.

You can read the fic here

Reference images: arc 1 || arc 1 close-ups || arc 2 (not yet) || arc 3 (not yet) || arc 4 (not yet)

Bonus content: Spotify playlist || Songs that inspired character arcs || Crossover with X Factor || Peepaw Three

CONTENT WARNINGS FOR THIS AU: child abuse (implied and explicit), experimentation, violence, and general bad times. PLEASE go into this nonsense informed, and please do not read it if you are in a bad headspace. Mental health will always be more important than some silly little fanfic.

Eon Rewind

Hashtags: #eon rewind #tmnt eon rewind

This is an original iteration where the turtles are all prehistoric species! Scientists are able to revive some extinct species, and progress is going well until an alien species called the Kraang invade. Ramifications include a wave of mutations across the globe, the loss of many recovered species, and the apparent death of researcher Hamato Yoshi. Hijinks ensue.

Reference images: Hamato Turts || Splinter || Casey || April || Traffic Light Trio || Shredder || Kraang (if there’s no link, I haven’t drawn them yet. I apologize)

Nonsensical ramblings: Night in Times Square || Train ride idea

Comic: (soon)

Mikey Sees The Horrors: (soon)

Bonus Content: Donnie and Artemisia vs. a pool

Of Forests and Industry

Hashtags: #tmnt ofai #of forests and industry

M workin on it. All I got are some concept sketches for now, sorry: Storm-Bringer || Earth-Shaker || Wave-Crasher || Fire-Thrower || Star-Stringer

Finished pieces: Earth-Shaker v. Storm-Bringer

TMNT Chloroform

Hashtags: #tmnt chloroform

Also workin on it. 2012 AU, Mikey-centric I think. What if Mikey had some other side effects from being stuck in Dimension X?

Wake Me Before I Dream

Hashtags: #wmbid #rottmnt wmbid

A Rise AU loosely based off of Lucids by Nicholas Podany. Splinter died of old age just a few months before Raph's 20th birthday. It was a peaceful passing, and he left proud of his accomplishments and his sons. The turtles can't accept that he is gone. A few weeks later, they discover his soul never rejoined their ancestors and is trapped within their dreams. Not all is as it seems though.

Fic link

Other nonsense

Fanart: Ellwoods’s 2 Arms Left Goop Man || Goop Man Again || Four from LRS cheers on Rad from The Eldest Brother

Propaganda: Eon Rewind badge

Thank you for checking out my blog! I hope you’re able to find something you like here, and I hope you enjoy my nonsense!

Btw you gotta look like a real person (not a bot) or I might swing my blocking hammer at you. Even if it’s just like a banner picture, I’ll buy it. I’m a simple man

[rubberducky2pointoh]

You know, for a place as hyped up as the Field Museum this feels a little like trying to squeeze out as many points as you can after forgetting everything on the test

[megustamemes]

Sofa sitting positions

[rights-for-redshirts]

I found it

[mygfturnedintothelawofcycle]

This has to be like an ancient relic or something

[kit-williams]

Which funny blog is the one that you flag for historical tumblr posts

[lilacstarshine6]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[thesitharts]

Once you start noticing the erasure and exclusion of trans mascs in everything from media to academics you can never stop noticing it

[burning-gray-mon]

Back when I was in university we were asked to do a brief research exercise on a health condition impacting a community. Can't remember what I wanted to look at now, but it was something to do with the trans community.

Whatever it was, to put it this way, if there were 10 studies on the trans community as a whole, there were 3 on trans women and trans fems and 0 on trans men and trans mascs, and 0 on nonbinary people. All of the mixed studies were also pretty much useless for my purposes as well because they were all so lopsided.

I think I swapped to a bunch of different things - addiction rates, smoking, depression, mental health in general - nothing that was even roughly equal in looking at all of us. Trans men, trans mascs and nonbinary people are so under researched as to be nonexistent.

To keep this brief since I've rambled a bunch - this is a major issue health wise since we have not a lot of literature on what testosterone does to certain bodies. This can lead to major health complications, not because of the testosterone itself, but because there might be an interaction thats missed or a complication that's not noticed (which is the same for any medication that's under researched on certain bodies. This is not me scaring people off of hrt, this is me pointing out its a medication like any other.)

[genderkoolaid]

#the therapist who wrote my permission slip for hrt was a trans man#and during that appointment we talked about the erasure of trans men from basically everything#and i talked about an article i had read a week or so earlier about trans people and hiv#it very in depth about risks prevention treatment etc#except that it exclusively referenced trans women with a single sentence at the end basically saying 'oh trans men are at risk too'#less than a year later i saw that same therapist speaking at an hiv organization fundraising event#he talked about how he had just recently been diagnosed with hiv#and had to sit there while this doctor told him all about how the treatment options had never been tested on trans men#none of them#they knew that the treatment would work#but not how effective it would be in comparison to its effectiveness in other demographics#no idea what kind of side effects he might experience#how it would interact with his body and his hormones#what the long term effects would be#nothing#he had to sit there while his doctor told him he would have to be a guinea pig but its not like he has a choice#the only alternative is dying from aids#that whole thing was kind of a wake up call for me#and i started paying more attention getting tested regularly myself and all that sruff you're supposed to do#and over time i befriended the person who did most of my testing#they were also trans masc and we would talk about this kind of stuff#and i told them i wanted to get on prep but every doctor i asked had a wildly different answer on if i even could take it#which verison i could take etc#and they said that only one form of prep has been approved fot trans men but its never actually been tested on trans men#and that one version isnt good for long term use because it has some pretty serious side effects long term#and they said that they regularly go to conferences and meet with representatives from all these drug companies#and they ask 'wheres the data on trans men' 'when are you doing clinical studies on trans men'#and the answer#every single time is: we have not done any studies on trans men and we have no intention to ever do studies on trans men#this is not some passive result of trans masc invisibility it is an active act of erasure that needs to be recognized as an act of violence

[inokabe-sanctuary]

A.N.G.E.L. has been trapped in a robotic form for almost two years now. The thing they miss the most about their old life was their wings. They miss soaring through the open skies, brushing their hands through clouds, and breathing in the fresh air. Gods, if they could only breathe again, they would be happy.

Maybe that's why, when they found this inokabe, they felt such a kinship with him. This beautiful creature, free to roam the skies, removed from the daily toils of being on the earth, choking on dust, and being slain for no good reason.

They would name him Egress, if he could be theirs.

Congratulations Soy! Egress accepts his name!

And thank you so much to everyone else who submitted for him! Let me know if you'd like your submission posted!

[rubberducky2pointoh]

WAAAAAAA IM SO HONORED LOOK AT HIMMMMMM

Thank you so much Pom!!! I will take good care of him!!

[rubberducky2pointoh]

Item: A Recipe Book Rarity: ⏶ Common

Is there a food from a game you would love to have in real life?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

Some of the sandwiches in Pokemon look pretty good

[rubberducky2pointoh]

Item: The Golden Egg Rarity: ✷ Epic

What's the best video game easter egg you've ever found?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

I haven't actually found any :(

[rubberducky2pointoh]

Item: Headphones Rarity: ⏶ Common

Name a video game song you still have stuck in your head.

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

Take Me Back to Eden by Sleep Token is so so good actually

[rubberducky2pointoh]

Item: The Map Rarity: ✦ Uncommon

What is the most beautiful world you've played on?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

@intergers has a lovely DnD game it's so great

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

things to say after fucking up egregiously

pack it up boys we've made a social blunder

let's run that again

one more time normal style

I'm going to become a statistic

further proof god is out to get me

it's because I tore my acl senior year

I couldn't do it for religious reasons

my ex took my talent in the divorce

good thing nobody saw that (said directly to someone who definitely saw it)

[ninjasmudge]

based on a convo me and @revenhaunted had a while back, we said it sounded like the kind of dumb shit raph would walk in on his idiot sleep deprived brothers discussing way too late in the night

[tired-shipper]

being a tumblr user is fun : the staff look like they're trying their hardest to kill the platform, half of the internet thinks we're dead, the other half reblogs our posts on pinterest, and we celebrate the murder of julius caesar every year.

[junkratsadstuck]

here at the sandwich shop, we’ve started to notice some people who are new to sandwiches aren’t used to meat and cheese between two slices of bread. they find this practice strange and confusing. that’s why we’ve decided to cut the bread out all together. from now on, we’ll just serve slices of meat and cheese on a plate.

[junkratsadstuck]

we know that many of our loyal sandwich shop customers have been coming here for years to buy our delicious sandwiches. but some people don’t “get” sandwiches, and we need to try and appeal to them with an easier-to-understand meal format. we will no longer be serving sandwiches. all of our food will just be cold cuts on a paper plate. we love our customers and appreciate your understanding <3

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Yes we know Craig's Cold Cuts down the street does cold cuts better than we do and has millions of customers. That's why we need to switch to cold cuts, to get their customers. We hope that our long-time sandwich loving customer base will be patient in this transition to cold cuts and welcome the certain influx of Craig's Cold Cut customers who will surely come here to enjoy our worse cold cuts with you, our sandwich-deprived customer base, whom we value so much.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I love how this goes around again every time the tumblr staff does something fucking stupid.

[tumblr]

Reblogs in a chain now get their own notes

The reblog chain is one of the things that makes Tumblr unlike anywhere else. All the notes on reblogs are attributed to the original post, no matter which branch people actually liked or reblogged. We want to keep encouraging conversations, and give contributors the recognition they deserve. 

Soon, you'll be able to like, reblog, or reply to any part of a reblog chain, and that note will go to that reblog's author. Each reblog will have its own counts, instead of one aggregated number from every version of the post. And yes, you’ll be able to like multiple posts in one chain.

If a reblog doesn't add anything, the love flows up to the last person in the chain who did. Your post doesn't lose notes just because people spread it quietly.

Past notes will stay on the original post — we're only changing what happens from here on out. Retroactively re-attributing all of them would be... a lot.

This is just the beginning. More changes are coming as we keep building this out – stay tuned!

[tumblr]

Let's talk about reblog notes.

We rolled out a significant change to how notes work on reblogs, and the reaction has been strong. We're not going to pretend otherwise. 

First things first: We're reversing the change. Your feedback in comments, emails, and especially reblogs, made clear that the rollout created problems we need to address before moving forward. We also should have communicated this differently from the start, and we didn't.

We still believe there's a better version of how reblogs can work. One that gives every voice in a chain the credit it deserves. But we want to get there with you.

In the coming days we'll share more on how we plan to do that,  including ways to work directly with some of you on this and future changes before they ship.

Keep an eye on @staff for updates to come soon. 

[mattpurplehoodie]

Who's down to get off of Tumblr this Thursday, March 19th and not come back until Saturday, March 21st?

48 hours of no Tumblr time to stick it to the man and it's horrid updates‼️

48 hour offline protest??

YES CUZ THE UPDATES SUCK‼️

nah I'm good lmao

bald (see results)

Voting ended onMar 18

If the majority is yes I shall host a Magma AND WhiteboardFox for both days so y'all aren't bored and I'll post it on Tuesday here so you guys can have a 24 hour head start to get on before the protest days 🙏

REBLOGS AND TAGS ARE HIGHLY APPRECIATED ‼️

@othellovr @jellyfishsketches @neonismyfavg @ne0n-ys @barnowlbookworm @epicartnerd @blueberryturtles3030 @turtlevariabilis @brain-rot-tmnt @willy-shakesqueer @nacho-calamity @doodlespaulas @therealwaffleking @max-is-not-well @reid0esthings @thing7577 @fablesnroses @riddlebanshee @jade-of-mourning @shakes-rambles @bettertwin1 @bettertwin9000 @forgetful-nerd @funneylizzie @starchild917 @chil-aglia @chachis3333 @m1ssl0uvee @verymundanetoday @intotheelliwoods @zee-rambles @sillypillybug @idi0ticnerd @arandomcluelessone @yourlocalfandomfriendo

(All tags r intentional to reach a bigger audience ‼️)

[amazing-captain-castiel]

I want Tumblr, not Xumblr.

[skyrim-forever]

The worst characters are the ones were you only get like three pieces of lore about them but the lore is so fascinating and hits your brain at just the right angle to have you behaving like a feral dog in front of your conspiracy theory cork board