Hewwo :3

howdy hey!! it/its, artist, red/yellow/blue shippers DNI!!!!! (art blog @brainman1987)

[pleasant-plant-x]

LEO XIV HAS DECLARED BUTLERIAN JIHAD

[nudityandnerdery]

[dogpuppy]

[rydonthorn]

@gascanposts

[kyra45]

Ever mentioned in a post that you’re looking for artists to commission and suddenly everyone’s in your DMs saying they can draw anything you like including comics? Sadly those accounts tend to be people stealing art, using Generative AI without disclosing it, or even passing off traced art as their own claiming the client wanted that specific pose. These accounts also target fanfic writers so beware! Never trust anyone who randomly DMs you trying to pressure you into a commission and won’t take no for an answer.

I also do commissions by the way. If you repost this on a funny meme blog for monetary gain later on you better pay me.

[cosmichorrorbarbie]

everyone be niceys to him or she’ll blow this whole antarctica up

[noelcollage]

"I WANT TO EAT BUGS WITH YOU UNDERGROUND" by JULIE DANHO.

The scientist on the radio said that humans will survive, and, at first, I was buoyed, but she meant only some of us, the ones living in tunnels, eating crickets to survive when the rest had died from mass starvation after droughts lasted longer and seas rose faster and wars killed bigger because everyone wanted what little was left. I’d be fine with being one of the billions dead unless you were still alive. Under a down comforter or by a trash fire, I want to be where you are. You know how poorly I dig holes, how angry I get when I’m cold, how twice I’ve accidentally maced myself, and still you’d take me with you down into the earth, give me more than my fair share of caterpillar.

[phantomrose96]

There's a muscle in the shoulder I've been noticing. It appears when I hinge my arm and lift it upward, like I'm sporting water-wings or like I'm throwing an illicit elbow on the soccer field. The muscle shows itself best with modest shadow. It is a polite and subtle declaration. I flap like a chicken in the mirror to watch the muscle, and the cat doesn't mind.

There's a bone in the shoulder I've been noticing on celebrities. It sits where my muscle does--and her muscle does, presumably--but her muscle has made work of unbuilding itself from view. For the bone's sake. The bone eats shadows and gargles them before it's done with them. The red carpet loves shadows. The red carpet loves bones. The red carpet loves tired women.

There is a Chewy box outside. I heft it in a grip slightly awkward and jump it up 3 flights of stairs. My hold is somewhat awkward, I think, as I set it down beside the cat who more than happily minds this box. I tear the packaging with key-teeth and note before the flap inverts that the box is marked 49lbs. It didn't feel 49lbs. I use my shoulder muscle and chicken-wing grip to jaunt the full cat litter one-handed to its place while my cat licks the unopened food bag. The motion is easy.

Those who make velvet marks of their high-heeled toes on the red carpet and those who heft Chewy boxes up triple-decker walk-ups are mutually exclusive groups. I imagine anyway the celebrity with all the fuck-you money in the world, and all the access to gyms and personal trainers and nutritionists and fitness plans, squatting heels-flat and grip-cupped to my Chewy box. I think that shoulder bone would writhe under taut skin like my cat shoving her hopeless face against the tiny opening from inside her cat carrier. I think the muscles would strain and the bones would hush them. I think the Chewy box would never move.

I want to lift Chewy boxes for another 40 years.

[appleseason]

are you a fascinating creature?

Yea LOL They Put Me In Test Tupes And Shit

[king-incarnadine]

Horseshoe Crab

[rydonthorn]

@gascanposts

[great-and-small]

So pleased I caught this endearing scritch

[sirartwork]

Because I’ve lost control of my life

[sirartwork]

reblog for the blessed 100k

[sirartwork]

[morinokunikara]

[snelbz]

IVE ONLY HEARD WHISPERS OF THIS POST

[fireflychaosdemon]

I know nothing about this fandom so reblogging for the mutuals who do know things about this fandom

[maddiesharafian]

A Blacksmith’s Dream

[junietuesday]

white people go like “is anyone going to redesign this nonhuman evil character as a poc?” and not wait for an answer

[junietuesday]

white people go “is anyone going to redesign this nonhuman good character as a white person?” and not wait for an answer

[junietuesday]

white people can rb but please do not clown

[junietuesday]

white people really cant give a shit abt anyone but themselves unless held at gunpoint or smth huh?

“what about the poor little white kids just trying to have fun?” what about the poor little kids of color made to feel unsafe and unwelcome in a space that was supposed to be fun?

“why can’t poc just make their own redesigns and we can keep these ones” why cant you realize that your actions have consequences and that you should maybe try to not enforce racist stereotypes??

like ofc its ideal to have VARIETY among both villains AND protagonists, its when your characters look like this

that the issue arises

scratch “can”, white people are encouraged to reblog

[catantennae]

[Image description: 3 white stickmen labeled as "good guys" and 3 Brown stickmen labeled as "bad guys". End image description.]

[parkchanwoohoo]

[plasmalink]

was chatting with friends about taste in partners, I said I wanted someone whose weaknesses I could cover and vice versa (I get things off tall shelves, they say I ordered no pickles) and we could sort of mutually protect each other.

these motherfuckers were like "this guy's got a party composition kink"

[larval-tear]

🟨

anerican choese

[legsdemandias]

Do you think tumblr will ever learn the difference between “I’m defending this person because I agree with them wholeheartedly and I am also like this person” and “I’m defending this person because your behavior is dangerous and you need to stop”

[legsdemandias]

IMO, blurring the lines between “I’m defending them because they’re right” and “I’m defending them because you’re taking this too far” is step numero uno to cutting down the very existence of fair trial and democracy–even in places where saying that might seem a little dramatic. 

Mob mentality is extremely strong in humans and it’s also extremely dangerous. Mobs don’t think things through. Mobs kill and they destroy and they can’t be reasoned with. Someone trying to calm a mob down isn’t someone defending the ~problematic party~ It’s time we re-learn that.

[dunmeshistash]

Official Dungeon Meshi Cookbook - With original art by Ryoko Kui