Ready and waiting for the happy ending

I'm Audrey. I aspire to be Leonardo DiCaprio. Long lost love child of Chonah. I am who I am and they could either like me or hate me. They hated me with a fucking vengeance. xx

[utwo]

Library Görlitz Germany

© J. Hulsch

[rubbywhitman]

Omg I’m too paranoid to function I swear. I’m too afraid to talk to people online but I never leave my house. So how on earth do I ever expect to find a connection??

Honestly going to block that guy I messaged and FaceTimed sans microphone. I tried something out of my comfort zone and got uncomfortable. Why am I like this?? What am I afraid of?? Oh that’s right, everything. x

[rubbywhitman]

Logged back into a Penpals website, which is basically an international tinder/90 day fiancé shit. And this dude asked me to download WhatsApp and I have no idea how to use it lol. I’m honestly like this ain’t even worth it lol. Even if he is Irish. I ain’t drunk enough for this.

Also totally paranoid about it slightly. x

[rubbywhitman]

I’ve just kinda wrote fanfic for the first time ever annnnndddd idk what to do with it...x

[rubbywhitman]

I’m so obsessed with the Love Island the Game from FuseBox and I need someone to talk to it about with!! No one I know plays it.

I’ve made a new character on season two and the storyline is like so messed up and I wonder if others have similar issues. x

[rubbywhitman]

Fun fact: in 6th grade, we had to do a report about an influential person and they specifically said you COULD NOT do it on anyone in your family, so of fucking course, everyone in the class did it on their family members and I was the only one who didn’t. I did it on Eleanor Roosevelt. 

I was made fun of so much in 6th grade, and this only fueled the fire. x

[rubbywhitman]

I’d like to go home and sleep forever please. Wake me up when I’m a successful film maker living in my renovated historic house with my British husband. And we’re so rich we have brown eggs and real butter. x

[rubbywhitman]

This sounds fantastic. x

[rubbywhitman]

If given the choice, I am never anyone’s choice. x

[rubbywhitman]

I am one dramatic human being. x

[rubbywhitman]

Knowing something is coming doesn’t make it hurt any less when it comes smashing through the door. x

[rubbywhitman]

Wow. I truly am an artist. x

[rubbywhitman]

I’m like a soup of the day, everyday I’m different, but you always question how many days it’s been the soup of the day. x

[rubbywhitman]

This is very poetic. x

[rubbywhitman]

Saturday

[elenaalvar-deactivated20200112]

The biggest thank you goes out to the actors and the crew of One Day At A Time for giving us so much great representation and for working so hard to make us laugh and cry during these three great seasons.

[thespooniewrites]

I made a generator to find out about your supernatural partner because human partners are out of fashion now

[rubbywhitman]

Possessive siren who loves to read. They love the way your mind works.

[enchantedlove]

Tarot Reading for 2019

Giving out free one card readings for 2019. Reblog this post and make sure your DM is open. 🙏

[bob-belcher]

Ariana Grande - thank u, next

[macrolit]

Giveaway Contest: We’re giving away fifteen paperback classics that were hand-picked by you! Won’t this collection look lovely on your shelf? :D To win these classics, you must: 1) be following macrolit on Tumblr (yes, we will check. :P), and 2) reblog this post. We will choose a random winner on December 29, at which time we’ll start a new giveaway. And yes, we’ll ship to any country. Easy, right? Good luck!

[rubbywhitman]

So I’m probably most definitely being spied on and I’m freaked the fuck out right now. x