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[rubixcuby]

“Mates for Life”

Pt.1

Edit: Part 2 posted here!(slight nsfw warning)

[raccoonattack]

[rubixcuby]

Dream blunt rotation, spoiler alert: I’m the blunt

[rubixcuby]

The Galaxy’s most fearsome threesome (and Ruben)

[rubixcuby]

Dream blunt rotation, spoiler alert: I’m the blunt

[evyripley]

Me: I’m going to see The Mandalorian & Grogu for the plot

The plot:

[tatooineknights]

Once it was decided that Luke was going to lose his hand during his duel on Cloud City, Stuart Freeborn had a cast made from each of Mark Hamill's hands, as they weren't sure which he would lose (as Mark is left-handed). These pictures can be found in the French archive book Star Wars, Objets du mythe.

[ezzuhme]

cold mornings with the boys

inspired by georgiasworlddd

[nattikay]

if I had a nickel for every time a sci-fi movie featured a scientist named Grace who became teacher to a class of alien kids on another planet, I would have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

just a heads-up that any Avatar bashing in the notes will just be blocked/deleted so don't bother 😌

[amethyst-bitch]

Just found out that Sandra Hüller is Forklift Certified and I'm losing it

I know I'm late to the game but jesus I can't

[rubixcuby]

The way she’s simultaneously the most uncanny and adorable avatar on base is really funny to me like awww

That’s my fucked up little cat :]

[pridoo]

@lukesgucciboots asked: Heya!! What about #30 for the cuddle prompts? I’m such a sucker for the tension and Pining™️ 😩

Yes! Yes!!!! For cuddle prompt "Out of necessity (trapped in a small space, etc.)" Is that your blaster or are you just happy to see me

[rowlfthedog]

In a nonexistent perfect world, there is an 80s version of The Muppets Wizard of Oz, where the gang finally meet the wizard. And instead of “pay no mind to the man behind the curtain”- Toto knocks over a table in front of A Wizard Of Oz Muppet Head who bellows PAY NO MIND TO THE MAN BENEATH THE CAMERA!!! And it’s revealed that the wizard was Jim the whole time. And he’s like “im so sorry but i’m just an entertainer you guys are gonna have to go kill the witch on your own. you should probably hurry because there’s only 30 minutes left in the runtime.” I just think that would be funny.

[heroineimages]

I'd like to add, though, that one of the living Muppeteers is literally named Oz. Instead of the wizard being Jim all along, it can have been Frank instead and still be a pretty good joke.

[fatalisticme]

can't stop thinking about slutty gay luke skywalker with his tight high waisted pants HELP MEEE

[rubixcuby]

Star Wars would not have the same cuntiness it did had it not been made in the 70s and 80s. I’m glad Luke got to wear those snug, high waisted, ass fitting pants out in the open.

[pugsarelub]

my parents are at the beach and my mom just sent me this with “guess what just came swimming up from out of the ocean??”

[sweet-bitsy]

[identifying-deer-in-posts]

White-tailed deer (Odocoileus virginianus)

[rubixcuby]

I left a repost I was gonna add to to go find photos and tumblr decided to rip it out of my hands now I’m scrambling tryna find a post that says “spit that in my mouth” with a bunch of photos of Ripley drinking coffee :((

[queermasculine]

forgot just how lesboerotic alien resurrection really was. like they really had ripley straight-up fingerbang call's robotic sidewound. and they connect over their shared nature as not-really-humans. and it's romantic. wtf

[rubixcuby]

Ripcall sketch lalalalaa :]