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books. schedule. books!
I’ve noticed some confusion about my publication schedule, which makes total sense, since it’s pretty complicated right now! Here’s a bit of description to clarify the projects I have going on and when they will be coming out.
Ghosts of the Shadow Market
This is a series of short stories that focus on Jem/Brother Zachariah. They will be published serially as ebooks, with one story coming out each month between April-November 2018. Like The Bane Chronicles and Tales from the Shadowhunter Academy, these short stories are collaborations between me and a talented group of writers, in this case Sarah Rees Brennan, Maureen Johnson, Robin Wasserman, and Kelly Link!
(All of the Ghost of the Shadow Market stories will be collected in a print edition along with two bonus stories, likely coming out in the summer of 2019.)
The stories:
April 2018: Son of the Dawn, with Sarah Rees Brennan. Set in 2000. Jace meets the Lightwoods for the first time!
May 2018: Cast Long Shadows, with Sarah Rees Brennan. Set in 1901. A visit to the Shadow Market changes Matthew Fairchild’s life forever.
June 2018: Every Exquisite Thing, with Maureen Johnson. Set in the early 1900s. The story of Anna Lightwood’s first love!
July 2018: Learn about Loss, with Kelly Link. Set in the 1930s. Brother Zachariah visits a dark carnival and dabbles in demon-summoning.
August 2018: A Deeper Love, with Maureen Johnson. Set in the 1940s. Tessa Gray and Catarina Loss pose as nurses in order to aid suffering mundane humans during WW2.
September 2018: The Wicked Ones, with Robin Wasserman. Set in 1989/90. Celine Montclaire encounters Valentine Morgenstern for the first time.
October 2018: The Land I Lost, with Sarah Rees Brennan. Set in 2012. Alec Lightwood and Lily Chen go to Buenos Aires to help rebuild in the wake of the Dark War, and Alec meets an orphaned Shadowhunter child.
November 2018: Through Blood, Through Fire, with Robin Wasserman. Set in 2012. A dark threat is looming over a child of the Shadow Market, and Jem Carstairs and Tessa Gray may be the only ones who can save him.
Upcoming books:
The Golden Tower (Magisterium 5)
September 11, 2018
This is it! The final book in the series! Callum Hunt’s destiny is sealed.
Queen of Air and Darkness (The Dark Artifices 3)
December 4, 2018
The last book of the trilogy sets in motion events that will change the Shadow World forever.
The Red Scrolls of Magic (The Eldest Curses 1)
March 2019
Magnus and Alec planned to go on a nice peaceful vacation after the Dark War. They weren’t planning on encountering stolen memories, dark secrets, vicious demons, and murderous cultists. Suddenly their European tour looks a lot more like work, but both are still determined to enjoy it!
Ghosts of the Shadow Market print edition
No exact date yet, probably Summer 2019
Chain of Gold (The Last Hours 1)
No exact date yet, likely sometime between September-November 2019
This is the beginning of a new Shadowhunter trilogy set during the Edwardian Era! The children of Tessa, Will, and the other characters from the Infernal Devices have grown up in a far less frightening world than their parents did. But trouble is brewing amid their boating parties and balls. Revenge, prejudice, and obsession lie hidden beneath the surface of their world, and a mysterious illness has begun to strike Shadowhunters down…
The Lost Book of the White (The Eldest Curses 2)
Likely March 2020
Magnus and Alec thought the adventures of their far-too-eventful vacation were long past. But old friends and old enemies linger, and the story continues…
Chain of Iron (The Last Hours 2)
Once again, likely to come out in Fall (September-November) 2020
The story of James, Lucie, Cordelia and their friends continues.
2021: After this everything gets a little fuzzy. Publications aren’t scheduled this far out, but we’ve still got The Last Hours 3, The Eldest Curses 3, and Sword Catcher on the horizon!
Snow: Have a nice day!
Regina: Don’t tell me what to do
*bangs pots and pans together* HELEN WAS NOT AT FAULT FOR THE TROJAN WAR IF YOU MAKE HELEN OUT TO BE THE BAD GUY YOU ARE W R O N G
queen of air and darkness snippet
Isabelle shook her head, then bent down and unclipped a chain from one ankle. She held it out to Emma. “This is blessed iron. Poisonous to faeries. Wear it and you can pack a hell of a kick.”
“Thanks.” Emma took the chain and wrapped it twice around her wrist, fastening it tightly.
“Do I have anything iron?” Simon looked around wildly, then reached into his pocket and pulled out a small metal figure of an archer. “This is my D&D character, Lord Montgomery —”
“Oh my God,” said Isabelle.
miap*pkin: I think it is unrealistic for that many LBGTQ+ people to be in the same place in a story.
Thanks for the heads-up. Once you decide how many LBGTQ+ people are realistically allowed to be in the same place at the same time, please let me know. Is it more than three? Less than six? Is the situation affected by major celestial events or the presence of Ian McKellen? If you could also let me know how many straight people can be in the same place at the same time — oh, an infinite amount? Most of them should be straight? Ideally all of them, you know, like in most books?
I’ll make a note.
YOU'RE👏🏻NOT👏🏻A👏🏻REAL👏🏻DIANA👏🏻LADRIS👏🏻FAN👏🏻IF👏🏻YOU👏🏻HAVENT👏🏻EATEN👏🏻ONE👏🏻OF👏🏻YOUR👏🏻FRIENDS👏🏻
Me in 2058 watching PP22: This is it y'all this is the one where they make bechloe canon I feel it
im speechless this is the funniest thing ive seen this week
ancient literature as onion headlines
the iliad: Area Man Expected To Work With These Incompetents
the odyssey: Prodigal Asshole Returns
the aeneid: Man Who Thought He'd Lost All Hope Loses Last Additional Bit Of Hope He Didn't Even Know He Still Had
the satyricon: I Fucked My Way Into This Mess, And I'll Fuck My Way Out
medea: Relationship Not A Power Struggle, Woman Who's Winning Reports
the bacchae: Area Man Just In Bad Mood Because He’s Tired And An Awful Human Being
iphigenia at aulis: Guests Forced To Pretend Wedding A Good Thing
agamemnon: Study Finds Expressing Anger In Unhealthy Ways Incredibly Satisfying
oedipus the king: True Courage Is Knowing You're Wrong But Refusing To Admit It
herodotus's histories: Historians Admit To Inventing Ancient Greeks
the poetry of catullus: Relationship Definitely Hurtling Toward Something
the ars amatoria: Man's Relationship Advice Same As His Hunting Tips
the speeches of cicero: Here Are All Of My Opinions
the epigrams of martial: Come On, Lighten Up, I'm Just Being A Total Asshole
I get jealous really easily but not like an angry vengeful jealous more like a really sad lonely jealous because everybody likes everybody more than they like me and I really really don’t blame them.
Every 19th century novel ever:
*minor inconvenience happens*
Character: *falls ill for some reason and almost fucking dies*
If you want science fiction books with more than 1 badass heroine who are all actually badass - like I could name ten at the top of my head, each with their own individual strengths - READ THE FLIPPING GONE SERIES
If you want YA books where there is a vast majority of people being represented, like gay and lesbian characters that are flipping incredible to some amazing black characters, a guy from Honduras and hey look we even have a Muslim guy - READ THE FRIKKIN GONE SERIES
If you want dystopian books with characters that react in a scary situations by being terrified and called cowardly turn awesome and badass over a few books with some amazing character development that will make you feel so fondly for them you feel like your heart will burst - READ THE FUDGING GONE SERIES
If you want a book series that deals with issues head on such as racism, prejudice towards minorities, and bulimia etc, as well kids under 13 with machetes, ravenous coyotes, kids with superpowers, an awesome dog that survives when half the kids die (you go Patrick) ,kids literally starving and fighting a plague - READ THE FLICKING GONE SERIES
If you want 6 amazingly written novels that will make you cry, rage and laugh, (sometimes at the same time) with a huge range of amazingly developed characters that will make you feel feels that have not been felt before - READ THE GONE SERIES. YOU WILL NOT REGRET IT.
give me the fic where hermione spends 3 weeks agonizing over whether she can lower herself to date a stoner & then she finally puffs herself up and goes to luna and is like ‘i am willing to smoke weed… for you.. to make this work…’ and luna’s like ‘oh thats nice but i dont smoke weed’