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All of the true things I am about to tell you are shameless lies.- Kurt Vonnegut

[alia-andreth-deactivated2018121]

Regional Gothic

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Southwestern

Alaskan

[haru-desune]

Florida

[snowysauropteryx]

Central/South Eastern Texas, specifically:

[my-stico]

[myk0119]

[alackofoxygen-deactivated202004]

[sushigirlfriend]

“Personally, it has taken me 47 years to stop calling people who are mean to you ‘in love’ with you. It took a long time because I think that as little girls we are conditioned to believe that cruelty and love somehow have a connection and that is like the sort of era that we need to evolve out of.”

— Uma Thurman in “This Is Why Uma Thurman Is Angry,” detailing her abuses in Hollywood (via absolutelyiris)

[amidstsilence]

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Almost done with my concentration!

[introvertunites]

This is almost too beautiful not to share. Do you fellow introverts agree?

[feministism]

yaaaaasssss queens

[shadovvlurking]

Mechanical pencil discourse:

These are the good ones

[shadovvlurking]

These? Awful wobbly hell sticks.

[scoutkln]

what about these

[askroukemonone]

how about this? 

[shadovvlurking]

Both of these are good too but the bottom ones are expensive as fuck

[toonsylvania]

👀 ?

[shadovvlurking]

Those classify as the first ones they are good

[thisisnakesblog]

what about everyones favorite?

[shadovvlurking]

THOSE ARE DISGUSTING HOW FUCKING DARE YOU

[radicalrobo]

those last ones shatter if anyone within 10 feet of you even thinks that they might maybe need something to write with

[rubyzoisite]

Hey OP

[shadovvlurking]

this is the worst addition, thanks

[fckin-deactivated20171107]

so when are men gonna realize that women aren’t complicated and we’re actually just normal people and it’s men that lack emotional depth and interesting personalities?

[leatheresque-deactivated2018010]

Yeah….. Except I’m an emotional man with tons of depth. I speak 5 languages and play every instrument known. I can build a house. I can plant a garden. I know a little bit about everything.

Maybe women really are cunts who just seek to destroy men and invalidate them?

[fckin-deactivated20171107]

i have no idea how to reply to this cause it’s simply just the funniest thing i’ve ever read and nothing will ever top it

[returnoftheradfems]

I love how none of the things he stated are indicative of emotional depth or an interesting personality

[thatbard-deactivated20180402]

anyone else in this thread a slut for garlic

[paprika]

[moonskek-deactivated20251028]

“Cocoon Horses” by Mariana Garcia

[memehumor]

[kanjabeto-deactivated20180421]

Jeff Goldblum ©Peter Yang // GQ

[borispavlikovskys]

#this looks like a sex in the city reboot where everyone is played by jeff goldblum   (via @oliviermiraarmstrongs)

[alicemarsbbw]

[kasnas]

2015 absolutely drained me. I need abouta 2 year long nap, see you in 2017, folks. don’t fucking vote for trump 

[kasnas]

um. good morning and what the fuck 

[bisexualahsoka-deactivated20180]

i’m screaming someone used an AI predictive text trained on all 7 harry potter books to write a new chapter and it’s the funniest goddamn thing i’ve ever read