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[bogleech]

introducing yourself on webforums fifteen years ago like:

You: uhhhhh hi I’m new i guess, just wanna chat about my favorite show too or whatever

iNvAd3rJ1M posted: *pounces* HELLOoOOOO NEW PERSON!!! *throws confetti*

911_NVR-FRGT posted: Hi there! You’ll find a Relaxed Atmosphere Here in Our Community! *points* Beer is In The Fridge, Curfew Is At 9! Haha I’m old

SSJgoku1994 posted: I am a pineapple! Monkeys!!!!!

Drag0n~Swords posted: Forsooth, a stranger doth enter the realm!

dumbledoreftw posted: Welcome! Hope you stick around! We don’t bite….. much!!

Greg posted: HITLER WAS A MISUNDERSTOOD GENIUS AND ILL GIVE YOUR WHOLE FAMILY AIDS IN HELL YOU PIECE OF SHIT

Lady*Unicorns*76 posted: “lol” (Laughing Out Loud!) don’t worry about greg sweetie! He’s just our little pet troll and you get used to him!! ;-) <3<3<3

[teenagerposts]

Face swap done right

[tohellwiththebeatles]

Me: *listening to Bohemian Rhapsody* “THUNDERBOLT AND LIGHTNING VERY VERY FRIGHTENING ME!!”

My earphones:

[whois-chihoko]

I heard this post exactly how it demonstrates

[proletarianprincess]

lmao on the edinburgh zoo site it says “there is a daily penguin parade at 14:15 but it may be cancelled last minute as it is a voulntary parade, we do not coax the penguins with food, and they may not want to go out” lmao anarchopenguinism

[cannibality-deactivated20250227]

this is the cutest goddamn thing i’ve ever heard

[livenudegirl]

I saw the penguin parade. It was a very slow parade, because the pingüinos take their sweet time and aren’t very fast walkers to begin with.

[airyairyquitecontrary-deactivat]

can I volunteer to be a penguin

[commander-damneron]

I feel like the world needs to know the context of the edinburgh zoo penguin parade, becausr I’ve been going there my entire life and I only found out about this the other year.

So a while back (I can’t remember exactly when but I think it was some time around the 40s/50s), a bunch of penguins escaped. A keeper left the gate open so a bunch of penguins just… followed them. And the people loved it. Look at these adorable birds outside their cage just following that guy around! So they get all the penguins back inside and realise that none of them really ran off, they just followed the keeper and went back inside and crowd thought it was amazing, so why not make it a regular thing? Get enough people there that if one of them goes to make a run for it (which at least one has in the past), they can’t get past the people, and let the ones who want outside have a little wander. So every day, they get a crowd, they open the gate, and whatever penguins want to get out can go, waddle about, squawk at people, and then hop back inside.

Also, one of those penguins is Brigadier Sir Nils Olaf III, Colonel-in-cheif of the Norwegian King’s Guard. This isn’t really related to the parade at all, I just love the fact that there’s a penguin in the Norwegian army

[runrunningrunner]

Reblogging with Brigadier Sir Nils Olaf III inspecting his troops.

Carry on …

[breatherunlive]

I love everything about this post.

[systlin]

If I fail to reblog this it is because I am dead. 

[rabbrakha]

“Do you think the universe fights for souls to be together? Some things are too strange and strong to be coincidences.”

— Emery Allen

[tacticianofylisse]

so im trying to decipher this chart on wikipedia that has common vampire weaknesses in it and

a ‘green/yes’ is a weakness, a ‘red/no’ is something that isnt a weakness, and a ‘?’ is something that has never been addressed but fucking riddle me this

in what lore are vampires weak to getting soggy in milk

[tacticianofylisse]

i scrolled over to check to see what this could possibly be and

places a hand on me cheek

[glitter6ug-deactivated20190325]

happy halloween month time for my favourite post of all time

[spamton]

Reblog the Frog.

[radiosong-remade]

Reblog the Frog.

[simonmonroemoved]

Reblog. The. Frog.

[animaniacs-gone-deactivated2018]

REBLOG. THE. FROG.

[octolinglesbian-deactivated2019]

Reblog the Frog.

[z-paladin]

Reblog the Frog

[renethenon-bi-naryboy-deactivat]

REBLOG THE FROG

[turtledoggy94]

@tamarinfrog

[tamarinfrog]

Reblog the frog

[hoontsart]

REEEEEEBLOG THE FROG

[catbountry]

Reblug the frug.

[iceycube]

@frogsuggest

[frogsuggest]

REBLOG THE FROG

[potionodd-deactivated20180518]

REBLOG THE FROGS

@internz​ clubsdoze @segagigadrive​ @z-paladin​ @me-myself-and-fi​ @tamarinfrog​ @hoonts​ @catbountry @frogsuggest​

[uncle-beanbag]

Behold the Toad

[varinjr]

@ask-ciaphas-cain

[ask-ciaphas-cain]

Reblog the frog

[fb9062]

amazon bring me….my child

[fb9062]

SON???????????

[fb9062]

He’s ok just wrinkly

[snagerdragon]

he was vacuum sealed

[art-woonz]

Art By IG: @alysontabbitha

Instagram: @artwoonz

[waywardcryptid]

[ovadrive]

[mormonfacts-deactivated20190208]

[fluffmugger]

every time I see this my grip on sanity gets just that little bit slimmer

[itallstartedwithakiss]

[rachloveswinter25]

Fuck.

[alwaysfob]

My sanctuary, you’re holy to me // church - fall out boy

[writingllama-deactivated2020012]

“Have you ever met a person who at first glance you weren’t attracted to, but then they talk and with every word, every smile, every laugh, they become more beautiful, until you can’t believe there was ever a moment you thought they weren’t?”

— First Glance / Unrequited Love

[itallstartedwithakiss]

[itallstartedwithakiss]

[clouffymoved]

a kid who went to my school last year sent me this 

[sakurachiyo]

@akamira @kexithkogane