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It’s them
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EASY LIKE SUNDAY AFTERNOON
older!softdom!eddie munson x fem!reader
cw: 18+, smut, piv, age gap 25/45, heavy on the praise, heavy on the names, daddy kink a little bit 😩 sorry 💗
short blurb! i decided to cut this from what i was writing it for. i just like this little bit too much to make it filthy for some reason. there’s a backstory to these two, i just don’t know what it is yet. anyway, i didn’t wanna get stuck on this, it got way way away from me and i wanna write more kink requests. so i rid myself of this, throw it at you and bow out.
Dark skies and the pitter-patter of heavy rain on the roof, Eddie’s bedroom glows lowly and grey and only with whatever sun manages to leak through the storm clouds. Thunder rumbles in the distance, still, it’s close enough to feel the trembling down the paneled walls. Your eyes open on his and there’s a flash of white from behind the curtain of his curly bedhead. Then there’s a stillness that drapes over the room, calm and passion.
The room smells like sex and pot, tangy, from finishing the half’a joint left from last night. Eddie smells like cinnamon and spearmint and him, warm, and you swallow it all with every quiet gasp he takes from you.
If scared why still so cute?
is the sun bothering you my love?
Here is a crumb for all of us, Eddie obsessed hoes.
A BIG ASS shoutout to Martha May Whovier for being a monsterfucker! 🥰 She was the representation I needed in this movie! 😂 I’m thinking about THEM this Christmas season. 😊💖 Kinda like I do every Christmas season lol. 😆
💚❤️🎄❄️🎁⛄❤️💚
drew the grinch for the first time and a bonus with martha may~
Tis the season
another bat (st)eddie comic i did last month ^_^
CHRISTINE BARANSKI as MARTHA MAY WHOVIER How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000) dir. Ron Howard
Christmas season be for me like 'Hell Yeah, Martha May Whovier and Grinch time babey'.
he has a whole galaxy in his eyes i-
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dance with me? // Eddie Munson x fem!slight bimbo! reader
i think my type is toxic men, so here we go. eddie being a lil toxic…
warnings: slightly mean!eddie, language, does not end well
summary: all Eddie’s girl wants to do is dance with him after he got off stage, but he’s in a bad mood.
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Eddie had gotten news that there was going to be a music producer at the Hideout tonight and out of his nerves, his sweaty finger slid too far down the frets, causing a sour note to ring out. He immediately acted like nothing happened and went back to his flawless shredding, but nonetheless was embarrassed by the unusual occurrence. Eddie and the rest of Corroded Coffin had spotted the producer before their set began and he had been keeping an eye on the man to watch his facial expressions for signs of interest. He was angry with himself as a frown appeared on the man’s face at the sound of the wrong note. The band played the rest of their set without mistakes and quickly got off the stage to get drinks and let the next gig play their own songs.
As soon as you saw Eddie step off the stage, you ran up to him and gave him a big hug and a messy kiss, slightly smearing your lipgloss on his face. You felt him return a small peck before his hands lightly shoved your hips back to move you away from him.
“Babe, stop.” He huffed out. You could tell he was in a bad mood, but he hardly ever denied kisses.
“Eds? What’s wrong?” You pouted your glossy lips at him and watched as he slightly rolled his eyes.
“Nothing, but there’s a producer here tonight and I messed up my solo-” Eddie paused his small rant, cracking his knuckles.
“You did amazing! Your solo was perfect, Eds!” You praised him and leaned in to kiss his cheek, but he put a hand up to stop you and his jaw slightly dropped.
“Babe, quick, he’s coming. He’s coming, uhhh-” He stuffed his hands in the pockets of his leather jacket to seemingly act normal. The rest of the band came over as the producer introduced himself. The group of men talked for about half an hour as you patiently waited beside Eddie, sipping on a coke and lightly nodding your head to the music being played. You heard a familiar intro to a song you seemed to love lately and immediately turned to Eddie who was still deep in conversation with his band and the producer.
“Eddie? Can you dance with me?” You softly tugged on his jacket sleeve, but still caught the attention of the entire group of men. Eddie’s head snapped down to you, a heated glare directed at you. You had unknowingly interrupted the producer as he was talking. You looked up at Eddie, hopeful he wouldn’t be too mad, but you were met with the angriest look he’s ever given you. He clenched his jaw before answering you: “No.” Eddie went back into the conversation like nothing had happened and you figured you could skip dancing to this song just this once. All of a sudden, you heard the band start to cover your absolute favorite song and before you can stop yourself, you’re tugging at Eddie’s sleeve once again.
“Please, Eddie?” You watched him as he shook his head before looking down at you, anger clearly present in his eyes.
“I told you no. Stop asking me.” His words held rage as he narrowed his eyes at you. “So fucking annoying…” He muttered as he turned back to the group. You felt your heart drop at his words. Your gaze rested on your feet, fighting to keep tears from falling.
You didn’t know anyone in the little bar besides Eddie and his bandmates and they were also your ride home, so there wasn’t exactly anywhere for you to storm off to. Instead, you faced away from the group and crossed your arms over your chest, a pout obvious on your face and a tear rolling down my cheek.
You waited and waited…. and waited. Eddie was deep in conversation with the producer and you were tired, sad, and humiliated. You spotted a small, empty booth in the back of the bar and walked over there to wait on Eddie to be done with his never ending conversation. The night went on for hours, leaving you dozed off in the booth.
“…Miss?” A rough hand shook your shoulder. “Excuse me?… Hello?” The hand shook your shoulder again. You slightly opened your eyes to see a man you recognized as the owner of the Hideout.
“Oh, I’m sorry! I didn’t mean to fall asleep-…” Your words faded out as you looked around at the empty bar. Everyone was gone. “What- what time is it? Where’s Eddie?” You asked the man frantically. He let out a sympathetic sigh and rested his hands on his hips.
“He left, the whole lot of them went home about two hours ago. If I’d known you were with them, I would’ve hollered at ‘em, but…” He shrugged his shoulders and started wiping down the table top with a rag. “If you need a ride home, I’ll be done in about fifteen minutes. You can wait here and I’ll get you when I finish.” The man gave you a friendly smile and headed off to continue cleaning up.
The man closed up the bar and you followed him into his car.
“My names Hank, by the way. Yours?” You gave him a small smile and told him your name. “Ah, Eddie’s girlfriend?” Sadness overcame you as you nodded at the title. “That rockstar givin’ you trouble?” He laughed a little as he asked the question.
“No… He’s fine.” You muttered and Hank burst out laughing at the sound of your distaste.
“Alright, then. Where am I dropping you off?” Hank turned down the volume of the radio to hear you.
“Um… do you know where Eddie’s trailer is?” You watched him nod and you gave him a reassuring smile. “You can just drop me off there, please.”
Hank drove you all the way to Forest Hills trailer park, down the gravel path to Eddie’s trailer, only to find the parking spots empty.
“Doesn’t look like he’s home. You got a key to get in? Or should I take you somewhere else?” You had already unbuckled your seatbelt and started opening the car door.
“Oh no, I’ll be fine! Thank you, Mr. Hank!” He nodded and waved goodbye to you. After waiting for his car to leave your sight, you ran up the steps and knocked on the door, hoping that Gareth borrowed the van and Eddie was actually home. You listened to the crickets chirp before knocking again.
“Eddie? Are you home?” You walked around the side of the trailer and peered into Eddie’s bedroom window. The trailer was completely empty. You let out a huff and started walking back up the gravel path to the entrance of the trailer park. About halfway home, your high heels were killing your feet and your cute little concert outfit was sweaty and uncomfortable. You felt your foot give out as you stepped wrong and found yourself lying on the hard, dirty ground. Tears rapidly poured from your eyes as everything from the night added up and pushed you to the edge.
You stumbled along the dark road, crying your eyes out. Eddie had never been mean to you like that, then he just left you there at the bar, and now you were walking home alone at some ungodly hour of the morning.
As you angrily ranted to yourself, a blinding pair of headlights came into view, swerving down the road. You panicked and froze, staring into the headlights. The car screeched to a halt and you heard the door slam shut.
“Y/n? Baby, is that you?!” Eddie. He ran up to you and held you tight against his chest. “I’ve been looking everywhere for you! Where’d you go? I didn’t even see you leave the Hideout, I mean I was talking with the boys and then you were just… gone.” He held your face in his hands and softly stroked your cheeks with his thumbs. “What happened, sweetheart? Where’d ya go?” Eddie stared into your eyes, searching for some type of reaction, and he found anger and embarrassment. Your hands pushed at his chest to put distance between the two of you, stumbling over your heels as you backed away.
“Leave me alone, Eddie!” Attempting to walk right past him, he grabbed your arm and turned you back around to face him. You should’ve known that wouldn’t work.
“Baby?…” Hearing Eddie’s voice and feeling his warm hands on you caused everything to boil up inside you again and before you knew it, you’re sobbing into his shirt. His hands ran over the back of your head to comfort you as you cried. “Baby, talk to me. What’s wrong?” Eddie asked, pressing small kisses to the top of your head.
“You left me.” You mumbled against his shirt, tears soaking the material.
“What? Sweetheart, I can’t hear you.” Eddie eased your head off of his chest and held your face to make you look at him.
“You left me, Eddie! You left me all alone! And… and not just that, you were so mean to me too! You’ve never been mean to me like that! Do you know how humiliating that was? I was just asking you to dance with me to my favorite song and you called me annoying in front of all your friends! And I just… I just…” You let out a heavy sigh at the end of your angry rant, tears rapidly running down your cheeks.
“Baby… I-” Eddie attempted to start an apology before you cut him off.
“No, Eddie. I don’t want to hear anything else from you tonight. You’ve been awful to me today and I don’t feel like listening to excuses. I just wanna go home.” Your breathing had slightly calmed down, but Eddie looked like he was in shock at what you said.
“You’re not even gonna let me explain what happened?” He furrowed his eyebrows in frustration as he watched you sigh and shake your head in exhaustion. “That’s not fair! You can’t be mad at me when you don’t even know my side of the story!” Eddie threw his hands up in the air, his hands coming down to rake through his hair.
“What side of the story, Eddie? There’s no excuse for being mean!… Listen, I understand you messed up part of your solo and I understand that there was a producer there tonight, but that doesn’t mean you have to push me to the side and berate me. I was only there to support you, you know that.” You calmed your tone in an attempt that Eddie would do the same. Instead, he started pacing back and forth, irritated and angry.
“No, you listen to me. You don’t understand anything. It’s fucking hilarious how clueless you are!” To emphasize his point, he let out a short laugh. “Welcome to the real world, sweetheart! Not everyone is gonna be all nice and loving with you. Learn to take what scraps you can get.” He spit out and glared at you. When you didn’t answer right away, he started back up again. “You really think I care about your feelings when I’m talking to a producer?! Do you understand how huge this is for the band?… Clearly, you don’t. All you care about was interrupting the conversation with your stupid fucking questions about dancing! Like, how selfish can you be? I’m trying to start the life I want for myself and you’re trying to sabotage it by acting stupid!” Eddie was practically on the verge of yelling now. Tears had welled up in your eyes again.
“Eddie, that is completely blown out of proportion. You know I would never purposefully get in the way of your dreams! I was just trying to explain to you that you hurt my feelings earlier!” You huffed out.
“Well, if you’re gonna be a bitch about it, you can walk home.” Eddie spared you one last glare and moved toward the driver side of the car.
“What? Eddie-” He cut you off by slamming his door shut, rolling down the passenger side window, and flipping you off.
“Later, dumbass.” With that, he revved the engine and swerved onto the road, leaving you sobbing on the dirt path.
part 2?? anyone?
Rumour
Description: you share with Eddie, your older neighbour, the rumours you've heard about him. They might not be all fictitious...
Warnings: smutty smutty smut smut, lotta angst, tiny fluff. NSFW, Minors DNI I will whack you with a dinner plate, Eddie is mid 30s, tattoo artist, dom, reader uses sher/her pronouns, sub, fem! Oral receiving, praise kink, potential for Sir kink, a tiny bit of penis handling, p in v unprotected sex (wrap it folks) genital and tongue piercings.
A/N: well, this thought gripped to the inside of my thighs and refused to let go. I had to share it with you before I started humping my furniture. Have fun. Again I'm English so I try with the Americanisms, anything I got wrong soz babe. BTW ST 4pt2 never happened soz babycakes ❤ Reblogs are what keep me alive FR. They keep Tumblr alive (and my own heart beating)! If you want more smut reblog my stuff. I'll love you forever, promise.❤
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Walking back to your ground floor apartment after your shift, your feet aching, you spot your neighbour sitting on a lawn chair in the courtyard smoking a cigarette. Your incredibly hot, older neighbour. Mr Munson.
The neighbour that sends shivers up your spine at the mere mention of him. The neighbour that you think about at night when you're in bed, all alone.
No doubt about it, he looked both hot and intimidating. Not that you would care to admit but that was entirely your type. Mid thirties, broad shouldered, and appeared to be as confident as a wolf, and about as self assured. He reminded you of one; gruff looking, proud, stalking around, making you feel like prey.
He looked particularly jaw dropping tonight in a black button down shirt with the sleeves rolled up; part of his muscular arms were on display, covered in countless tattoos. You've heard that he works in one of the tattoo shops down town. In fact you've heard a lot about him, but that was one rumour that you actually believed.
MY BABY MY BABY YOUR MY BABY SAY IT TO ME