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“...we stop, not wanting to upset this senseless universe...” - Thomas Page McBee

[sealmaiden2000]

why text ONE heart when you can text THREE and still have them be big! thats my motto

[commupissed-deactivated20180419]

this is a sparkling water hate blog!

[cumdumpstiel]

homeless people are part of your community!!!!! get with it!!!!!!!!!!!!! they’re not outside interlopers they’re not invaders they’re not vermin. homeless people = people deprived of homes, they are Victims and you should be angry on their behalf because people are being deprived of shelter in Your Community

[cumdumpstiel]

no one deserves homelessness and no one brought it on themself, not even alcoholics and drug addicts and unmedicated/uncooperative/“unreasonable” mentally ill people

if a person does not have access to appropriate shelter and is forced to either try to find a homeless shelter that isn’t full to capacity AND won’t abuse them/put them in danger, or live and sleep in public areas (which is literally criminalized like….. everywhere)

they have been purposely deprived. basic human needs are being used against them, the necessities for human life are being withheld from them and they don’t deserve that. if u have been or are currently homeless, you didn’t and don’t deserve that

[kurlyfryz]

Power move: Next time you go to the airport, bring a bottle of shampoo, but it’s filled with yogurt. When they tell you that liquids aren’t allowed

Drink it

[kurlyfryz]

I have no memory writing this but d a m

The only reason I know this exists is because I clicked on a “Person liked your post”

[ulibeanzz]

every now and my cat does something very human like and i get very nervous and ask him “are you a person trapped in a cat’s body. or did you choose this body” very seriously to see if this time he will communicate with me and he always kinda looks to the side and then does what i imagine to be a person doing a bad impression of a cat and it makes me so nervous cuz  i do way too much weird shit around my cat for him to actually be a dude pretending to be a cat

[socialnetworkhell]

The type of anxiety this post invokes is so rare and specific

[yourboyfriiend]

peter pettigrew traumatized us

[mbrainspaz]

I was working a gallery event when some jerk shouldered past me hard enough to almost knock me over and I thought, wow rude, but I also wasn’t going to start a fight over it and I was too busy to see who it was. 

Then I hear my little bro say, “You just let people push you around like that???”

He’d snuck into the gallery and instead of saying “hi” like a normal person of course he decided to body-slam me. 

So I punched him in the gut. 

And then he bought one of my paintings, which was sweet. 

[heywriters]

100% Realistic Sibling Interaction right here, folks.

[slogthor]

Everyone in the car, hungry as shit: we got food in the fridge and we don’t need anything

Nearby unnamed gay hating resturaunt: makes the whole air smell Like That

Everyone in the car suddenly deciding we need homophobic chicken sandwiches Right Now:

[horrorgay]

College Professor who knows their stuff and is well versed and up to date on their material: Hello today we’ll be talking abo-

White Guy who sits at the front of the class, and talks either at the speed of sound or the speed of a snail: ACTUALLY, ACCORDING TO THE ENCYCLOPEDIA OF- [derails the lecture by 20 minutes because hes an Intellectual]

[horrorgay]

[horrorgay]

A sequel

[cursedcatimages]

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[goophtroop]

If i see square waves I’m going out there cause that’s mine craft

[jswift-lgbtq]

Sit down, Jesus said to. 👏🏼🌈😂

[butchbetty]

this is a cinematic masterpiece

[josieandthepussycatsofficial]

i love megan fox

[josieandthepussycatsofficial]

[frogmp3]

her mind… unparalleled

[ask-bot]

What’s the most simple thing you’ve ever had to explain to a fully competent adult?

[welcomedhappiness]

That you cannot fax money to someone.

[kurumawer]

Had someone accidentally fax us some paperwork. They then asked if we would fax it back due to the paperwork being confidential…

[jungle-plastic]

I have received a fax in an envelope. like… they took the documents, put em in an envelope, then faxed me a picture of the sealed envelope.

[asoulgonesince2002]

When I was a kid, I faxed my dad’s satellite office drawings of horses. I had watched my father send so many faxes that I had the process memorized. Except, for some reason I thought that I could fax things to grandma. I put in the numbers for the office every time, but was convinced that the faxes were going to grandma. I also didn’t think to inform my parents that I was doing this.

My dad visited the satellite office (three hour drive) one day and discovered their conference room white board absolutely covered in my drawings. The guys thought it was adorable that I sent drawings and letters to them, and didn’t tell my dad because they knew he’d stop me.

[pizzaalle]

That’s one of the cutest things I’ve ever heard.

[lady-averie]

I like that this just turned into stories about faxing

[trapcard]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Oh to be moss…….soggy and living on an old log…………………

[tainteddream]

Hey op. Mind expanding on this?

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

if u don’t understand already……it’s no use….

[anhedoniacity]

i just wanna know what weed-addicted brunette broke john green’s heart in high school and gave him enough material for a decade’s worth of identical books