Don't Do That

34/pan/cryptid. They/Them. Some kind of corvid gremlin. If you see me in public, don’t.

[rude-bird]

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[nultemp]

there's literally a dark slime coursing through every tube in my body..

[pukicho]

Feeling highly ambiguous tonight

[edgy-ella]

Like in a sexy way?

[pukicho]

like in a

[fanfictionimg]

President Goku slams his fist on his desk and screams into his phone. “I dont give a hot gay fuck what congress says! Legalize weed, dude!”

[8syntheticanimal8]

[podcastwizard]

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

[podcastwizard]

lot of people commenting on this post like "who eats lunch at 4pm that's a terrible time to eat lunch" yes. that is the point. 4pm lunch is inadvisable. 4pm lunch is not the ideal. 4pm lunch makes the mind demons real.

[thebigvolt]

4pm lunch is inadvisable

4pm lunch is not the ideal

4 pm lunch makes the mind demons real

[Club mix] The mind demons real. The mind demons real. The mind demons real

[peony-pearl]

THIS IS AN OC CHECKPOINT

give me 1 cool fact about your oc RIGHT NOW

[peony-pearl]

UPDATE it doesn't even have to be 'cool', give me a fact about ur oc!!!!

[rude-bird]

She’s addicted to sugar made from the body of a dead god.

[sprucestairs]

perks of writing:

its fun

i can do literally whatever I want

cons of writing

i just forgot the word "passenger" and had to search for "cargo synonym referring to a person"

[troutreznor]

https://blinkies.cafe

[infestuous]

this post really attracted the lamest people in the fucking world

[hadesisqueer]

"Tattoos are becoming unpopular", "piercings are unpopular again", "keep your hair natural never dye it again, it's the trend now" literally fuck off I know what y'all are doing

[wingedprincessheart]

we all have that friend that reminds us of a wretched and despotic boy-king

[ewaneneollav]

*sits up in bed, stretches, yawns* it’s another beautiful, glorious day full of opportunity a- *ominous bell toll and i am instantly replaced with a 10,000-year-old mummy sitting in the exact same pose*

[strangeboneyuriwoman]

My favorite thing about the “Lesbian necromancers explore a haunted gothic palace in space!” tagline is that every part of it is technically wrong. Only one of the two main lesbians is a necromancer, the gothic palace is not haunted, and they are on Earth for 90% of the book.

[rude-bird]

Th second book could be something like “a haunted lesbian necromancer explores a space cathedral” depending on how you interpret the ship as.

[minormalady]

[ansitru]

*offkey flute cover of Funkytown starts playing*

Get the pattern here: https://studioansitru.bigcartel.com/product/live-laugh-losing-it-digital-download-only

[sheikahfication]

I need a blowjob but I don’t have a penis or a strap on and I’m not taking off my pants so you’re just gonna have to figure it out

[fellshish]

a lot of writing is sort of watching the film in your head like oh sorry can’t write the chapter yet i have to repeat hallucinate the dialogue first