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2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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KICK THE CAN!
Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.
To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.
the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now
And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!
im going to fix my entire life
When?
Like Um. later
From Veronica Tucker via Pinterest
The more you know 🌠
How to decide whether to report
💖 xoxo
The hilarious thing about Midsomer Murders is that if you described it to someone who didn’t watch it and mentioned the running joke of ‘the detective inspector hates it whenever his wife starts a new hobby’ you’d think he was a raging misogynist or it was an unhappy marriage played for laughs or whatever
But no no no, Barnaby absolutely adores his wife, it’s just that her hobbies always seem to result in dead bodies and it’s been eleven seasons and Barnaby is very very tired by this point
I’m convinced that inside Guillermo Del Toro’s creative soul is a teenage girl writing in her room on her bed with one of those pens with a pink sparkly pompon on the end of it, kicking her feet in the air and giggling.
Dragon Eye Pillow, free crochet pattern by Hooked by Kati.
Free pattern and instructions here.
dilf toji! ♡
cw: toji is in his late 40s and reader is in her 20s, old perv toji (love it so much ughhhhhh)
dilf toji! is his late 40s so you expect he doesn’t hit the gym as much as he did when he was younger. loud and wrong. he still goes 6 days a week and is bigger than ever, with biceps that could crush your skull and beefy thighs that make you wonder what else is beefy.
dilf toji! claims he would never date someone twice as younger than him until he meets you, his cute neighbor that just moved next door after finishing your career at college.
dilf toji! feels like a horny teenager everytime he sees you smiling and being nice to him when you guys meet in the elevator. you always wear tiny skirts and dresses that makes him want to spank your ass for being so slutty.
dilf toji! swears that he would never masturbate at the thought of you, until he hears your little moans trough the tiny walls in his apartment and of course he has to do something about the big bulge that just formed in his sweatpants.
dilf toji! imagines you all spread and flushed in your bed, trying to reach so deep inside your walls with those small fingers of yours. he likes to imagine you struggling to make yourself feel good and starts pumping himself harder when he imagines it’s his old callused fingers inside you instead.
dilf toji! spills his seed all over his well built abdomen as soon as he hears you finish, wondering how lovely and dirty you look right now.
dilf toji! can’t meet your gaze the next time you’re waiting for the elevator. he still remembers your breathy moans and whines, the little curse words you sometimes let spill out of your sweet mouth.
dilf toji! swears he needs to stop thinking so much about you because he feels like a freak, but it’s not like you make it any better. he may be old but not stupid, and he swears you start flirting with him after a few weeks of knowing each other. he sees how you blush every time you talk, the way your legs squirm when he refers to you as “little girl”, he even hears you moaning his name when you’re flicking your clit at the thought of him on top of you, using his fat cock to abuse your little holes. but it’s not like it’s your fault!!! you just can’t stop thinking about the hot man next door that keeps teasing you and calling you sweet names when he sees you.
dilf toji! finally builds up the courage and invites you to dinner at his house, just to thank you for being such a nice little thing to him.
dilf toji! who’s all over you as soon as you guys stop dinning. he just can’t control himself after seeing you in such a small dress, driving him insane as he kept wondering how thight your young pussy would be.
dilf toji! fucks you on missionary so he can see your teary eyes as he splits you apart with his cock. he loves seeing that fucked out face of yours and it’s all thanks to him. you’re such a moaning mess as he keep ramming your walls and goes harder and harder everytime you squeeze tighter.
dilf toji! makes you say how much you love his old man cock, who makes you say that he’s the best you ever had, who promises that he will take care of you from now on. and of course you believe him, he knows everything about life unlike you and he’s always there for you.
dilf toji! empties himself inside your cunt after a few minutes and stays there to make sure you’re full of his cum.
dilf toji! is just a dirty man that never thought he’d love corrupting such a young sweet girl like you.
does anybody want to see this baffling drawing i did when i was like 8 and i assume just learned what gay people were
what the fuck does this mean. the rest of this notebook is homestuck ocs
You read Homestuck at 8??
no but i did look at the pretty pictures of the characters on pinterest and take "what god tier are you?" personality quizzes
OP, I regret to inform you that you seem to have been drawing a tumblr post in your childhood notebook
WHAT
ho'oponopono Available as a print here!
My mate Dave delivers some important information about Roman sex coins on the Twitters. (Source)
Also, sex workers in Rome came from all over the Empire, so their Latin wasn’t all that great. A customer pointing to the coin with a hopeful expression probably got the idea across pretty well.
Fuck-e-Cheese tokens
