Two bodies, half a brain.

“#sometimes ur so brutal and i laugh a lot” -@despiteherself,2016

[berkedits]

“Your dragon was one a part of our family. She was raised by us until she was strong enough to go on her own.”

Requested by anonymous!

[rufnut-blog]

Lmao this blog is pure trash w t f

[despiteherself]

fake, there was some Quality Content 

[rufnut-blog]

tbh my brutal™ post were pretty decent

[despiteherself]

i am a Better person today bc of them 

#Legit just started watching season 5 #I have some comments to make about that  oh shit,, i’m so ready for that

[rufnut-blog]

hiccup has actually been so much of an asshole so far it hurts.

#how ya been I've been good!! How are you?? I start uni in a week so I've not been on tumblr for a while (oops)

[rufnut-blog]

Lmao this blog is pure trash w t f

[despiteherself]

fake, there was some Quality Content 

[rufnut-blog]

tbh my brutal™ post were pretty decent

[rufnut-blog]

Lmao this blog is pure trash w t f

[rufnut-blog]

transbeequeen:

why did they let the kid with the metal leg go...

salt water, too

i’m honestly so surprised he even made it to his 20′s  

[rufnut-blog]

why did they let the kid with the metal leg go underwater?

[rufnut-blog]

tbh hiccup having a gambling problem would have made a much better plot line than whatever that hiccstrid bullcrap was 

[badhpideas]

watch all 8 films and take a shot every time harry’s life sucks

[despiteherself]

“#sometimes ur so brutal and i laugh a lot” can i put this as my description? (i live for your tags)

yes oh my god, do it. i love it when u make posts like that. (ah, thank you!) 

[rufnut-blog]

i’ve just remembered that “i ship tuffstrid because of u” was the reason we started talking omg 

[tainted-nann]

[iceb0x]

Who the fuck has 118$ to spend on apple juice

[okbishfuckyou]

Now I want apple juice 😂

[graphrofberk]

[macklesufficient]

now i deeply, deeply love the boggart lesson scene in poa for all of its symbolic/character implications but im sure that shit would’ve only worked in the nineties

like can u imagine that scenario with millennials??? poor remus would have to deal with shit like Abandonment and Crushing Poverty hoppin out of the wardrobe and gettin turned into none pizza with left beef

[shieldmaidenofsherwood]

#*remus lupin voice* why did that student loan check turn into a sad frog

[sohm-al]

how many followers do i need to get random asks god be nosy u little shits ask me about my personal life this is fucking boring getting nothing

[ziggbot]

very fucking tired of female characters having to be younger and smaller than their male counterparts

[ziggbot]

also very fucking tired of female space marines, warriors, and knights having no muscles whatsoever compared to their ripped, beefy male counterparts.

[rufnut-blog]

@astrid

[yars]

[supersexyawesomeness]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

<3 Pls bring good luck, Dog <3

[supergaynow-deactivated20180414]

We need this now more than ever!

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

TRUTH

[katieotter]

For every commission that you get, we will tell your customers with screenshots of you voting a suicide, which in most countries is against the law and considered manslaughter.

Okay Nikkon, I’ve HAD it with you. You need to stop this. I’m having a REALLY bad week and I’m so done with these stupid anon messages you’re sending me. Again, like stated before, I know this is you. Every single one of them. 

You know damn well I never “voted” for you to kill yourself. You said I “voted” when 1). I didn’t reply to you within 5 minutes or 2.) disagreed with you on any little thing or 3.) said anything that you didn’t like or 4.) you found out I was friends with someone you didn’t like therefore “I supported your suicide”. You created this horrible “voting” system to make it look  like everyone was out to get you when really we just want you to stop harassing people and get some help. 

You have nothing to show other than you saying “these people want me dead!!!1!1!” That’s not proof. I, however, have screenshots of you harassing me and saying “if you don’t reply to me then every message I send after this is going to count as a vote.” What you would be doing is lying. I would have proof that you are harassing people and making up lies when you say people voted for you to kill yourself. 

My dog is sick. I have a nearly $1000 vet bill to pay because of it. The last thing I need right now is more message from you. Leave me alone and please, please get yourself some help. 

[morelovelyandmoretemperate]

Nikkon, knock it off. No one is in the mood for this bullshit.

[rufnut-blog]

why the fuck is she still doing this shit to people, whats she getting out of making people feel like shit for no reason?  

[heartfeltmusings]

SINCE THE END OF 2016 is coming...

take the chance from now ‘til new years to tell me anything and everything you’ve ever wanted to tell me. Anon or not, I don’t mind either way.