vampanik

Girlie obsessed with hellsing, alutegra and bernaseras<3 Currently drooling over Integra. ENGLISH IS NOT MY FIRST LANGUAGE. ‼️

[barbex]

[vihainenkissa]

The Shackles of the Oath

Ее боялись даже князи тьмы

[owlcryptid]

ah, so about that new brainrot setting in...

[moliathh]

Though the violence is familiar And the touch of their fingers bitter and sweet, The flavors are not yours to seize

[miscellaneous-manx]

Bernadotte x Victoria 5ever!!

Just needed to get that outta my system, they were/are so cute, love them so much

[owlcryptid]

Some more photos of Integra because I can and also I finished the lining of the jacket so I dressed up. As a treat 😌

Im really happy about the large shoulder and pants + snatched waist combo works, that shape language is, to my humble opinion, peak👌

Next (and hopefully last): the sword….!

Tried to get some details on these pictures, like the pocket embroidery, that super soft ribbon and that flashy belt buckle, but these dont do it justice… I hope I can get better photos at some point aaa

[gu-moo]

[lesmismignon]

ON ALUCARD'S HARD-ON COMMENT

Re-reading the manga in Korean is a fascinating experience! This is the new revised official translated version (the old version was notorious for its mistranslations), though I'm still not convinced this was the best they could do. Regardless. What I'm trying to talk about here is how they translated Alucard's hard-on comment in Rio

IT'S EVEN LEWDER???

The panel in question:

To translate it into English it reads: "Oh, that is indeed the final fig leaf that had been hiding the naked flesh. How wonderful! It's enough to make even my crotch pierce the sky in excitement!! Integra!!"

Naked flesh(나신). Crotch(사타구니) piercing the sky(분기탱천)...

I had to look up 분기탱천(憤氣撐天) because that's quite an uncommon word! The letters stand for 'The angry憤 feeling氣 props up撐 the sky天' and normally used to mean you're super angry

In the context of this panel, though... Look, I don't have the Japanese raws and only have the OVA with subtitles, but let's compare:

WELL, TURNS OUT IT'S NOT JUST ANY "HARD-ON" IS IT, ALUCARD? YOUR DICK IS SUPER HARD AND ANGRY SO THAT IT'S POINTING AT THE SKY. AND IT'S NOT JUST ANY OLD FIG LEAF, IT'S ONE HIDING THE "NAKED FLESH"

Oh, certainly, it's just an expression. And the fig leaf has always had the connotation of hiding genitals...but it's so graphic??? So blatantly spelled out??? 👀 in the officially licensed Korean version!

Walter just standing there lol

And now that I'm comparing the manga and the OVA, it's interesting to note the differences in depicting Integra's reaction! The OVA has her way more affected, bent over the phone and panting and, well, breathless... Hmmmmm... 👀

More than a decade later, there are still crumbs to feast on :3

[chi-vxn]

[thirstyforlulu]

Yo

[zevanthsnecromancy]

A Hellsing Wedding

"words cannot describe my disappointment in this marriage... for they are Prostestants and not Catholic" -Anderson probably. Anderson strong armed them into being the priest. He wanted to be there despite how sinful

[rugbuggk]

Sometimes the only thing a sad alutegra shipper can do is lay down wishing they had someone to share with all their crazy ass headcanons.

[moliathh]

people accusing alutegra shipper of homophobia and lesbian/aroace erasure are so funny because ONE, as a fan, i cannot make or remove a queer representation of a media, that act can only be done by the creator/producer/corporation/ institution themselves, the fanworks you make for a ship does not held the same weight as official materials. It's a bit insulting that you are comparing fanworks made out of love (that could very much be made by queer people) to a phenomenom driven by hate and bigotry and was a contributing factor to the oppression of queer people. Throwing around big words, accusations, that were meant for something very serious and harmful to refer to something unharmful just because you dislike a ship is not a very LGBTQIA+ friendly thing of you to do. Do you think of homophobia so lightly? Accusing REAL queer people who are being subjected to homophobia on a daily basis because of something they love?

SECOND OF ALL, let's assume that your headcanon is true (i haven't speak of the fact that its basic fandom etiquette to treat headcanon as something personal and not universal and don't harass other people over unharmful difference in opinion). Let's say, Integra is a lesbian, which is a headcanon. Did we collectively forget Alucard is canonically genderfluid? Yet you're referring to Alucard/Integra as a "cishet" ship? Does a queer person get stripped of their queer identity when they participate in a relationship that is male/female presenting? I thought we are about "queer rep"??? How convenient it is to deem him a cis het man and headcanon Integra as a lesbian to make the shippers look bad. Oh, and on the way of watering down queer identity into a caricature, you are also claiming ace people cannot have sex and it's disrespectful to depict ace people having romantic/sexual relationship. As if asexuality isn't a spectrum ranging from "little to no attraction" and the definition of sexual interaction is very loose, especially for queer people. Do you even care about queer people at this point?

And before any of yall jump me, i am queer myself how can i be homophobic my bitches are gay I AM GAY. I'm so sick and tired of yall justifying hate by pretending to care about the alphabet mafia. DO YOU REALLY? It was never that serious, just say you hate the ship and get tf going. I think its perfectly fine and cool to hate a ship just because you hate it, i do! I have headaches and want to vomit when i see ships that i hate but i dont feel the need to moralize it nor do i have to bring it to the face of the shippers or bad talking them. What really piss me off is how you drag real QUEER people through the mud for some fucking little pixels. Go outside, have some empathy. When fascism and censorship comes to wipe us out none of us gonna be spared because you are "one of the good ones" so stop fucking eating at your own community omg if you dont like something and its unharmful then BLOCK

[zevanthsnecromancy]

True Love

Pip x Seras

[zevanthsnecromancy]

I'm just gonna put this here.

Office moonlit kissing

[rugbuggk]

If I had a dollar for every time Alucard and Integra cosplayers kissed, I’d have one, but it’s more than enough to make me happy.

[maddie-sama]

I need someone to share Alutegra headcanons with me please and thanks

[moliathh]

like this is kinda cute how alucard imitated integra when he needed to look "good" or somewhat "beautiful" in his standard (like he intentionally dressed up even integra said he looked "different than usual") he looked so much like her here just inverted in colour palette 😭 as if tying their ties in the same style wasnt enough