Ruined By Swan Queen

>Swan Queen< >OITNB< >Orphan Black< >Faberry< >FRIENDS< >Whatever more I may like<

[ilovemybutchgf]

read my lips! [kisses you]

[ilovemyfemmegf]

can you repeat that, please?

[ilovemybutchgf]

oh yeah i said

[ruephorics]

*tv show shows two girls kissing*

me: if you think i’m just gonna get baited by a show and get my heartbroken well that’s exactly what the fuck i’m gonna do 

[sscreamss]

just because you don’t look like somebody who you think is attractive doesn’t mean you aren’t attractive. flowers are pretty but so are christmas lights and they look nothing alike

[hershey]

I don’t think anyone could’ve said it in a better way

[palewansickly]

I reblog these things in the hope that someday I will grow to believe them. 

[thisshouldmeansomething]

I needed that

[srsfunny]

[danim4ux]

THE SHEET IS MADE OUT OF WOOD TOO

Wendell Castle, Ghost Clock. 1985

[hornline-deactivated20180116]

THAT IS MAHOGANY

[moistnoodles-blog]

I thought this was a joke until I read the description

[ungodlyobsessions]

WHAT HTE FCUK

[memewhore]

[thetrippytrip]

Okay, so there are two doctors: good one and not good one. Who do you choose? Can’t believe that people can be so stupid, but I have to admit it. I remember the story that happened about a year ago. Some person on the plane felt sick. Air company employees asked if there were some doctors on the board. The black female doctor was ready to help but employee said they need “a real doctor”. Several minutes later some white man agreed to help and no one questioned his skills just because he was white and no one was offended by the fact that he failed to help immediately after the call for help. Racism is a disease.

[anakin-slytalker]

Me as a lawyer: “Your honor, when does the Law and Order theme song play, or do we have to hum it ourselves?”

[gerriceo]

Maxwell, perhaps I’m being overly sensitive, but I think Niles has it in for me.

[nintendo-n-chill]

I love the nanny,

[racefaker]

There’s this video of a lil baby whale shark following scuba divers around because she thinks the bubbles emitted from their air tanks were plankton like I’m so proud of her.

[racefaker]

Reblog if you’re proud of this beautiful baby

[racefaker]

THERE SHE IS

[iniquiticity]

look at this big dumb cute beautiful baby

[etchpea]

[ethiopienne]

COLLEGE

[mandopony]

GROWING UP

[reprimandtheirdaughters]

KILLING SPIDERS

[halfgay-halfdeaf]

FINALS

[allonsy221b]

PHONE CALLS

[goatatemynametag]

ADULT LIFE IN GENERAL

[mirai-budokai]

[bo-matic]

[betaruga]

Always reblog

[blacksheep1105]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA xD whoever made this, you, sir, made my day!!

[monumentalnightmare]

Let’s all keep our minds in a positive place by reminding ourselves just how much these two ladies love each other! I’ll give you all a hand 😎

[poisonouschicken]

Ewan McGregor on his first nude scene in the theatre

[morgan-leigh]

I feel like this tells you everything you need to know about Ewan McGregor.

[davst]

[cockandpokeballs]

Me walking down this stupid-ass staircase

[dxactivatxdusxr]

A group of rough looking boys walked past me today and all I heard of their conversation was “he’s got that anxiety disorder bro so I went with him so he’d be more comfortable” and it made me realise the world isn’t all that bad

[fitzefitcher]

#this is team skull

[its-just-a-phage]

The pet store I worked at had a pen with rabbits near the front door. On every side of the pen were huge signs saying “You can pet me, but don’t pick me up!” One day two absolutely huge guys came in and one immediately reaches into the pen to grab a rabbit. Before i could say anything his friend grabbed his arm and asked him “did you see the sign?” He said “yeah! it says that you can pick them up but don’t pet them!” Then he went quiet for a moment and softly said “I didn’t read it right did I?” And his friend just puts his arm on his shoulder and said “its ok, i know you’ve got that thing where words get mixed up. Let just pet these cute lil shits” And I still haven’t gotten over that interaction.

[yallmightt]

I was walking my dog through Boston bc he likes the likes car rides. He’s a little thing tbh we call him short and long. So this huge scary man with a full beard approaches me like “hey can my buddy and I pet your dog? He gets nervous around dogs but your’s is so small I think it’s a good place to start.” Ofc I was like “yes he’s very friendly!” So this guy brings his equally big friend over and they sit on the floor while this man looks terrified of my tiny dog so big man number one asks “can I pick him up?” And i say yes so he picks him up and puts him on man number two’s lap and man number two is abt to freak out and his friend straight up just goes “hey man, it’s okay just relax I’d never let anything hurt you. He’s a good boy.” I’ll never forget it ever bc I know that man looked at me (5'3 , glasses, probably wearing a sweater vest) and my dog (kinda goofy looking little thing) and was like ‘ah yes the two least intimidating living things I’ve seen in Boston all day he’ll feel relaxed around them’ and went out of his way to help his friend. It makes me so happy

[mintycoolnessisrelevant]

A good post, pure.

[casper-the-friendly-being-blog]

Another adorable story has been added.

[burnedbymarshmallow]

Really want to see this

[christophernolans-deactivated20]

[faking-fairytales-deactivated20]

This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.

I’M STILL LAUGHING.

I will never not reblog this.

[mzhr-deactivated20191219]

Let’s all take a moment to remember that Obama actually fucking did this omg