Mega Dweeb

who are you and why are you here

[l4dymanor]

except for the fact it was my birthday, MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY

[erinlace-deactivated20200503]

[bone-and-brawn]

[official-lucifers-child]

no no that’s a bop, i love it

[flightyfinch]

“Woman!” cried I, somewhat tearsome,

“Who are you to stand so fearsome

With your wavy locks of auburn hair and eyes of emerald green?”

Quoth the woman, “I’m Jolene”

[markgatiss]

[laralaralara]

#how much the entire cast of mamma mia loves mamma mia is the best part of mamma mia

[ladyandtheghost]

It’s like the opposite of Twilight 

[toastbutteregg]

does anyone else do this?

[ruiningorgasms]

day 1 without social media: i forgot tumblr is still technically social media. trying again tomorrow lmao

[disneygif]

[ruiningorgasms]

listen i love lily reinhart but i’m kinda very sick of her pretending that she isn’t the ideal body type. she’s a size 4-6, generally in shape, blonde-haired, blue-eyed, white girl. she said she did the underwear scenes in riverdale so “people didn’t have to feel like they have to look a certain way,” but most of us watching clearly looked at her and felt that what she has is unattainable. it’s just that... I understand that those are HER insecurities, but she should recognize the privilege she has instead of trying to be a savior for women she just doesn’t represent.

[catchymemes]

[sorry]

harry: so when were you planning on telling me...anything about my life and family?

dumbledore: ideally never, but right now, after we're both technically dead, seems like a good enough place to start

[sorry]

harry: ugh...what happened?

harry: did i get the philosopher's stone?

dumbledore: congratulations! you killed a man.

[sorry]

voldemort: look, you can't blame me for being evil. i had a bad childhood

harry: I'M HAVING A BAD CHILDHOOD RIGHT NOW YOU PRICK

[catchymemes]

[lawbreaker13]

As a graphic design please let me tell you that I aspire to think of something 1/1000th as clever and execute it even remotely as well as this logo right here

[memewhore]

[thedurvin]

The new White Claw flavors are out, tag your favorite party people

[randomitemdrop]

Item: alternate universe White Claw flavors from the local multiversal supermarket

[dragonfurs]

*crushes my emotions with my bare hands* as I was saying,

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ruiningorgasms]

i deleted all of my social media but this and it feels SO weird. hopefully i can keep this up and break my compulsive habits