Rules of Chaldea

Rules created by the staff of Humanity's last hope to maintain an easy work atmosphere while trying to do their part in saving the world. LINKS AND TAGS IN PROGRESS

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Psst I love this blog but rule three isn’t tagged as an actual rule k thx

Thank you I have fixed that

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How about Karnachiii? He see popular with staff , Valentine event he got offering for chocolate from many one.

-in the Romance Department Karna is completely clueless

-Is blunt and honest almost to the point of rudeness

- When he receives a give he first thinks about how useful the gift would be to his master

-He and Arjuna had made peace with each other after first being summoned, but keep up a ruse of hostility as a joke to see who would notice the change of how they acted around each other. Only Ritsuka and Myra noticed, they have yet to say a word

-When Karna kiss his SO a normal time it would be light and ghost on his SO lips, when he is feeling jealous it will be rough and his SO with quite literal feel Karna’s passion

-Karna, as a son of a sun god, his body temperature is influenced by his emotions

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How about a tomoe or shuten headcanon

Shuten Doji

Despite being known for wine being her go to drink, Shuten will just as easly drink other alcoholic drinks though Wine is her favorite

Drinking buddies are usally Ozymandias, Gilgamesh (Archer, Caster, and Prototype), and Ibaraki Doji. Will drink with other but the former are her main go to.

Despite what is implied with their story, her relationship with Kintoki was purely just a friendship.

I’m assume you are talking about tomoe gozen, headcanons for her will be put on hold for now because I only just heard of her. Sorry about that

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Beserker Lancalot is forbidden from ever being put on a team with Artoria or any other saber faces ever again.

Reason- you all know why.

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❗AVOID THESE PEDOPHILES AT ALL COSTS! ❗

I was scrolling through Tumblr and came across a post of KNOWN PEDOPHILES ON TUMBLR (many of which have or want to rape actual children/minors)

THERE ARE ACTUAL PEDOPHILES ON TUMBLR TRYING TO GET IN TOUCH WITH MINORS ON TUMBLR

PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST THIS LIST AND KEEP OUR MINORS SAFE

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☆ Reblogging the version not invaded by pedophiles/pedophile apologists ☆

[ijustlikegayporntoomuch]

Lets fucking roast this shit out of em guys!

[mintykin]

Just gonna say this again.

DO NOT IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM INTERACT WITH THEM. JUST BLOCK/REPORT.

[girl-in-the-tardis]

# REBLOG TO SAVE A LIFE!!!!

[julie-the-memedealer]

Keep away from these people. If you receive a message, don’t talk to them, don’t insult them, just block them and report. #KEEPMINORSSAFE

[dozywallflower]

Stay safe, guys!

[yourethebestthingiveseen]

IMPORTANT!!

[reborn--maggot]

..jesus

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STAY SAFE MINORS

[legendarymasterwolf]

Reblogging to keep minors safe

[soyouthinkyoucanplance]

Reblogging to keep y'all safe

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Rule Forty Eight

No verison of King Gilgamesh is allowed to even touch the kitchen ware.

Reason- Everyone is still trying to figure out what the blob in the pot was and how it came to be. We have already ruled out it being Enkidu seeing how the blob appeared after you put water in a pot.

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Rule Forty Seven

Sherlock please use your head and think before you talk to other servants, employees. When you talk to them they feel as if you are insulting their intelligence, your name has come up in the Master’s complaint book quite a bit because of it.

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Rule Forty Six

Merlin is stay at least  feet from any drunk Chaldea employee, Master, or the rare case of a drunk Servant

Reason- See rule forty five for reason and punishment

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Rule Forty Five

Merlin must keep his hands visible while sitting at the table beside either master

Reason- Mash, Fou and Romani do not trust the Caster beside the masters without his hands visible. Failure to comply will result in being locked in a room with Fou

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Rule Forty Four

Coffee is forbidden to all classes with the exception of Rulers and Avengers after what the Casters did.

Reason- Ritsuka and Myra don’t like waking up in the middle of random groups of monsters.

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Rule Forty Three

Archer Gilgamesh, Archer EMIYA and Lancer Cu Chulainn are no longer allowed to be on missions together

Reason- Ritsuka and Myra are anything but happy and being left to the mercy of skeleton warriors.

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Rule Forty Two

No one shall curse around nursery rhyme unless they want to deal with Atalanta

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Rule Forty One

By the orders of the Mother Hen squad, no servant is allowed to suggest the more intimate form of Mana transfer

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Rule Forty

Yaoi fanclub please keep track of your reading material.

Reason- Saint Martha still hasn't woken up from the shock of finding all that hardcore yaoi

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Rule Thirty Nine

Medb is hereby prohibited from approaching Cu Alter, regardless of any reasons she has.

Reason: Take a freaking hint, you trollop. He wants nothing to do with your thirsty ass.

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