GET OFF DEER GRASS

A deer that ships Rumbelle, and speaks in all caps. English being his second language, he tends to screw up syntax here and there. Oh, and if you wouldn't mind, please keep off his grass; he's very territorial. Following tag #rumbelledeer

[walking-geema]

..in the neighbor’s yard

[rumbelle-deer]

GET OFF DEER GRASS!

[sixpenceee]

Deer snags bouquet at ‘fairy tale’ Michigan wedding | source

[rumbelle-deer]

DEER DID NOT GIVE PERMISSION TO WALK ON DEER GRASS. A SACRIFICE WAS REQUIRED.

THEY ARE LUCKY DEER FELT LIKE HAVING FLOWERS INSTEAD OF MEAT.

[everythingfox]

(via)

[rumbelle-deer]

GOOOOOOOOOOOAL!!!

[thelostscrapflee-deactivated202]

friend who sends "saw a deer earlier today" to the group chat and when asked posts a photo of an ant

[thelostscrapflee-deactivated202]

they used to live in the 9th century

[rumbelle-deer]

DEER IS NOT AN ANT.

NOR AN AUNT.

[kelyon]

DEER IS BACK!

Let us dance upon the Deer Grass and offer salt licks!

[rumbelle-deer]

HOW DARE.

NO DANCING ON DEER GRASS.

*TAKES ALL THE SALT LICKS AS PAYMENT FOR MERE MENTION OF POSSIBILITY OF DANCING ON DEER GRASS*

[thelostscrapflee-deactivated202]

friend who sends "saw a deer earlier today" to the group chat and when asked posts a photo of an ant

[thelostscrapflee-deactivated202]

they used to live in the 9th century

[rumbelle-deer]

DEER IS NOT AN ANT.

NOR AN AUNT.

[zandraart]

spindly branches

[rumbelle-deer]

DEER APPROVES OF THIS ART

[thecorefather]

today has been a fucking day yall

[everythingfox]

This must be what the inside of a snow globe looks like

[rumbelle-deer]

WHAT DID YOU DO TO SWEET DEER GRASS?!?

[funnytwittertweets]

[ml-futch]

[dinkyautumnleaf]

Chronic wasting?

[kayrowsyrup]

Possibly.

[silverscreenx]

[graveyarddirt]

Learned a deer thing today and I'm passing the knowledge on. Chronic Wasting Disease (CWD) hasn't made it to Scotland, yet, but if you're in North America you may want to read up on it to become familiar with the symptoms.

[st-just]

Ah nature my beloathed.

[rumbelle-deer]

DEER DOES NOT LIKE THIS.

[justcatposts]

Walked out of my house to find a deer licking my cat 

(Source)

[rumbelle-deer]

THIS SALT LICK TASTES LIKE GINGER.

[fluffygif]

Deers ask for food

[rumbelle-deer]

DEER JUST WANTED TO GO SHOPPING.

THIS IS DEERSCRIMINATION.

[hedgerowdevil]

[fourpawrule]

FINALLY, A QUALITY PUN.

[rumbelle-deer]

DEER IS AMUSED.

[ripe]

Footage of a black fallow deer recently seen in Baryczy Valley, Poland.

(source)

[rumbelle-deer]

DEER DOES NOT KNOW THIS SUSPICIOUS DEER. HE BEST LEAVE DEER FOREST SOON.

[brasspistol]

Rumbelle deer! I have missed you!

[rumbelle-deer]

DEER IS WITH YOU, ALWAYS.

[ripe]

Footage of a black fallow deer recently seen in Baryczy Valley, Poland.

(source)

[rumbelle-deer]

DEER DOES NOT KNOW THIS SUSPICIOUS DEER. HE BEST LEAVE DEER FOREST SOON.

[deliriumsdelusion7]

To my small group of Rumbelle followers:

I’ve been putting this off for weeks, but I can’t any longer.  I just… I have to ask.

We have a deer.

A very aggressive deer who is territorial over his grass.

Why do we have a deer?

[beastlycheese]

[kelyon]

What *is* the origin of the @rumbelle-deer ? I’m a fandom old and even I don’t know.

[rumbelle-deer]

DEER HAS ALWAYS BEEN AND EVER WILL BE.

NOW GET OFF SWEET DEER GRASS!!

[woodelf68]

Don’t all fandoms have woodland animals as mascots? We also had Rumbear for a while, too. Perhaps Deer was lured in by Gepardo’s Reindeer Games fic and art?

[rumbelle-deer]

IF DEER IS HONEST, DEER GOT BORED.

ALSO, DEER NEEDED SNACKS. SALT LICKS NOT LAST AS LONG IN QUARANTINE.

[woodelf68]

*Pours some dollar store brand cheez-its in a bowl for you*

[rumbelle-deer]

*KNOCKS BOWL OVER*

DEER FINDS THESE TINY ORANGE SALT LICKS VERY INCONVENIENT.

[deliriumsdelusion7]

To my small group of Rumbelle followers:

I’ve been putting this off for weeks, but I can’t any longer.  I just… I have to ask.

We have a deer.

A very aggressive deer who is territorial over his grass.

Why do we have a deer?

[beastlycheese]

[kelyon]

What *is* the origin of the @rumbelle-deer ? I’m a fandom old and even I don’t know.

[rumbelle-deer]

DEER HAS ALWAYS BEEN AND EVER WILL BE.

NOW GET OFF SWEET DEER GRASS!!

[woodelf68]

Don’t all fandoms have woodland animals as mascots? We also had Rumbear for a while, too. Perhaps Deer was lured in by Gepardo’s Reindeer Games fic and art?

[rumbelle-deer]

IF DEER IS HONEST, DEER GOT BORED.

ALSO, DEER NEEDED SNACKS. SALT LICKS NOT LAST AS LONG IN QUARANTINE.