Drake

he/him • local language enthusiast bravely answering the question "what if there was a guy and he was bi"

[soft-lovely]

people

[zinesbycee]

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

[cognitohazardous]

me: hmm time to google something

google every time: can i PLEASE have your location PLEASE 🥺🥺🥺 I need to know where you live so BAD 😫😫😫😫 Where do you fucking from?????? 😩😩😩😩😩😩

[strawberrylemongrass-deactivate]

"you have an anxiety disorder" it's actually called being a bunny and it is perfectly normal and healthy for me to be like This !!

[mafuyuh]

little guys in ghibli movies

[minotaurapologist]

Interesting….

[minotaurapologist]

This can’t be…

[bmure]

couldn’t stop thinking about them…

[chismosavirus]

the bunnies did the lady and the tramp kiss. help i’m crying

[chismosavirus]

enemies to lovers

[bunnyheritageposts]

Bunny Heritage Post

[sistertaxon]

I didn't google it i duckduckwent it

[headspace-hotel]

I think sometimes people think eugenics is bad but its still true, like thinking that if people with certain traits have children it will change society for better or worse based upon what traits are promoted. I think its important to emphasize that eugenics is not only wrong morally it's also fake and stupid bullshit

Like eugenics was supposed to be based on the idea that "If it works with animals to select only the best ones to breed, why wouldn't it work with humans?"

well it doesn't work with animals, that's the thing. applying the eugenics ideas to domestic breeds of animals hasn't made better animals it's just made animals with more extreme expression of certain traits. turns out that when you decide which traits are the "best" and become obsessed with the genetic purity of the animals that have the "best" traits, you might well end up with some sad suffering creature like a Pug, or the Persian cats with the smashed faces that are in constant pain because their teeth and airways and brains are getting crushed by their skulls, or those meat chickens that grow so fast they can hardly even stand up after a few weeks old, or inbred race horses with tiny feet and fragile toothpick legs

like almost all traits are neither "good" or "bad" they're way more complex than that. a long tail or a long snout or a stubborn, independent personality can be good or bad depending on the situation. Who gets to decide what is a "good" trait or a "bad" trait? It's arbitrary and selecting for traits that are "good" in your opinion will often have both "good" and "bad" outcomes because the "good" and "bad" are part of each other and not separate its just part of being alive

Obviously oversimplifying everything but you get it. we did eugenics with dogs and how did that go? not very well

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

#sometimes people express the sentiment in op's first paragraph but call it ''evolution'' instead of eugenic#this is based on a misunderstanding of what evolution is and how it works that has been heavily pushed BY eugenicists#scala naturae my fucking beLOATHED#natural selection is not a force that makes things ''better'' it is just a directional pressure on the process of evolution#that arises as a consequence of environmental stressors acting on a population#and in the long term it's not even necessarily directional#it's transiently directional for as long as the stressor lasts#there is no end there is no final form there is no perfect organism that's not how it WORKS

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[headspace-hotel]

Double peer review

[fipindustries]

I cannot stand the parodies of modern major general, they're overdone and simply not as good as the original. They've done them about everything, whatever topic, big or small.

And when i notice one of them my eyes will always start to roll.

The diction's always slurry when they rush the complicated words, and adding many fricatives will turn it so cacophonous. The slanted rhymes are silly and they keep just making more and more, please someone stop the parodies of modern major general.

The scanning of the lyrics in the meter is unbearable, they emphazise the syllables in ways that are untenable, in short in matters musical, prosodic and ephemeral, i cannot stand the parodies of modern major general!

[girlmostlikely]

This is insane

[the-prophesied-disco-gay]

[mildlyautisticsuperdetective]

the podcast ‘endless thread’ did an episode on this called ‘catfish for dinner’ where they investigated the origin of the story! tl;dr a tiktoker who posts fake drama stories made it up for clout and it’s based on nothing.

[gorefudge]

[pukicho]

Just saw an evil orc stomp on a small village peasant ... I ... I need a minute.

[smol-axolotl]

That's okay take you're time

[pukicho]

I just got over it and then he came back and stepped on another one

[crapbirdphotography]

A McKay’s bunting! or maybe a rogue marshmallow, who can say….

[crapbirdphotography]

photo my friend once sent me to ask me to id the bird (friend is helpfully pointing to the bird)

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[lowkeloki]

[draconym]

How's your Friday night going

[draconym]

For those of you who said "I need to do this" and are local to Maryland, the Baltimore Rock Opera Society (bmorerockopera on Instagram) is hosting a Puppet Karaoke night next week. Just in case you do not already have Thursday plans.

[draconym]

This was a good idea

[draconym]

We've really made something beautiful

[my-dress-is-on-fire]

@rumoredreferent i want this for us somehow

[rumoredreferent]

WAIT this is such a need

[henstomper]

baseball players will hit a ball really far and then go back to the dugout so their teammates can smack their ass and rub their nuts and suck them off then fuck their butt a little bit too. and its straight/heterosexual of them to do it

[baseballheritageposts]

baseball heritage post

[victoryformation]