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I’m rumpletrumple but I prefer to be called Rumple! I’m a 20 year old writer who is constantly brainrotting over something !!!
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@rumpletrumple
Welcome to Rumple’s Blog!
I’m rumpletrumple but I prefer to be called Rumple! I’m a 20 year old writer who is constantly brainrotting over something !!!
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messy art dump 🌮⚡️
Not my usual posting but I thought I’d share some art I made of my Outlast reagent oc!!! His name is Randy and he consistently gets his ass beat by Liliya and Franco 💔 Usually he’s in a tanktop and undies so I gave him a shirt in this piece
And here’s the guy himself!!
Two seconds of new john content the world is healing
I love a John Walker who is incredibly socially clueless and has no idea what information would be important to share to people growing close to you.
Example! Once, John randomly packed up some stuff and left for the weekend. The team thought he was going on a solo mission, and upon return when they asked how it went, he was like: "Lol, no I wasn't on a mission. I was in Georgia for me and my mom's (Mrs. Hoskins) birthday. It's on the same day." And the whole team is just looking on in pure HORROR because they just realized they had NO idea what John's birthday was because he NEVER brought it up so they didn't GET anything for him 😭
Or how about the time the team realized how much they LIKED having John around when they brought home some Chinese food? Bucky plopped John's plate of orange chicken down in front of him, which he was VERY picky about when ordering. John took one bite and almost immediately, his mouth started to swell.
After everyone panicked like hell for a good while (Yelena saved the day when she realized that that thing John kept in his pocket that everyone genuinely thought was something for smoking was actually JOHN'S EPI-PEN)
Turns out, he's so picky about his Chinese order because he is deathly allergic to all things sesame and didn't think to bring it up!
The team sat John down after this incident and made him talk about himself for over an hour. They also go to a different Chinese place now and birthdays reside in all calendars in the tower.
Sometimes I think about how John canonically failed high school drama class like. Genuinely how 😭
Here's three characters I identify with!
wanted to do a fun tag game anyone can join in and should feel free to hop in <3
trevor phillips, lee holloway, harmony kendall
tags: @froggibus @queen-of-gotham @twentytomidnight @bat1nsignia @bloomcissa @aeperol-spritz @truestaim @pixelbfs @cinnamon-girl-writes
thanks for tagging me friend!
ellen ripley (alien), raven (dc comics), guy gardner (dc comics)
tags: @rotrabbitrot @heraldofgayness @skeeets @fanfictionwarrior-chills @biglychee @novatheory @kryptidfiles @finniestoncrane @luvmailing @eatfeet69 @iridescentlightshow @gilverrwrites (and anyone else who wants to play!)
omg ty for the tag!! 😇
tony stark (marvel), eleanor carnahan (the mummy, 1999), byakuya kukichi (bleach)
$ tag @hisokamywaifu @missingddeanw @asthefirerisesblog + anyone else interested!
hihi thank you for the tag!
peter parker (marvel, esp. played oby tom holland), steve rogers (marvel), maddy whittier ("everything, everything", 2017)
tags: @sugarskies, @skyguy2-electric-boogaloo, @friedmoonpeach + anyone who wants to play (don't be shy like me lol)
thank u for the tag!! 🫶
polo benavent (élite), bob reynolds (mcu/thunderbolts*), emily dickinson (dickinson)
no pressure tags: @absolutelynothoughtswhatsoever @tjisntnice @lalalunascope and whoever wants to i'm shy to tag people 🫣💖
Thank you for tagging me Sugar 🥹💖💖
shawn spencer (psych), kate sharma (bridgerton), annie reynolds (community)
tagging: @bowlingforgerbils, @prettygirlwyattrussell, @lollypopunicorn14 + anyone interested!! No pressure tho!
Awwww thank you soooooo much for tagging me 🥹💖🥹💖🥹💖
Katniss Everdeen (The Hungergames), Ben Mears (Salem's Lot 2018), Kamala Khan aka Ms. Marvel (MCU)
Tagging: @rumpletrumple @abbottsdarling @frozenpizza14 @mxzzled :)
Tysm for the tag!!! : )
Claire Redfield (Resident Evil), Ragatha (The Amazing Digital Circus), Fat Amy (Pitch Perfect)
Tagging: @tumblingghosts @general-rose @walker-walker-fashion-baby @ririiix (lmk if you want me to remove tags!)
Words can’t describe the pain of watching your favourite character be horribly mischaracterized
I love John Walker therefore I must make him suffer every chance I get
I strongly believe that John Walker is not the top in any of his ships his pathetic bratty bottom vibes are simply too strong
The Thunderbolts play fighting with each other,,,
Yelena and Ava sparring and teasing each other,,, Pulling their punches when it really counts but punching and kicking each other until they’re both sweaty and out of breath but laughing and leaning together
Yelena and Bucky “ambushing” each other in the hallway,,, Hiding around corners and then jumping out and smacking this shit out of each other like cats. Yelena likes to flip up onto his shoulders like Natasha did in Civil War and pull his hair
John challenging Alexei and Bucky to an arm wrestling competition that quickly gets out of hand,,,, They push each other around, unafraid to use their full strength, until the three of them are full on wrestling on the ground
I love sentryagent so much it’s not even funny
Thunderbolts* Sexualities
In honour of pride month coming to an end, I thought I’d share my headcanons of the team’s identities!
Bucky Barnes — Bisexual
I mean Bucky is like… the original bisexual™ Whatever went on with him and Steve, and now him and Sam… there’s nothing straight happening there. And obviously he does have attraction to women, he’s flirted with women in both the 40s and modern times, dated women, etc. I don't think he would have much of a preference/more of an attraction to one or the other, but I do think he'd still have some form of internalized discomfort around his attraction to men because of the era he's from. I do, however, think it's lessened as he's adjusted to the modern era : ) (And also because he is actively in love with Sam)
Yelena Belova — Aromantic/Asexual + Lesbian
I genuinely cannot picture Yelena ever being attracted to a man she is like. THE girl kisser. But yeah in the comics she’s heavily coded to be aroace, which I think is where I drew a lot of inspiration for this hc from : ) I imagine she is closer to the little attraction rather than no attraction on the ace spectrum, and if she were to be attracted to someone it would not be a man. Also I hc her and Bob are in a QPR 😼
Bob Reynolds — Unlabelled
I don’t know why but unlabelled Bob has always held a special place in my heart. I don't have much of an explanation for it other than it just seems right to me :) Like I feel if someone asked him about his sexuality he would just. shrug. I def think Bob has been with both men and women in the past, however, none of those relationships were particularly healthy or lasted long.
Ava Starr — Bisexual
Ava being a lesbian is a popular hc in the fandom and I fuck with it a lot! I've always seen her as bi but with like... a very heavy preference/attraction towards women. I think she should get a girlfriend in doomsday. Russo brothers let her kiss girls. Let her kiss YELE— *gets shot*
John Walker — Bisexual
Oh John Walker... you incredibly repressed bisexual man... I think that growing up with conservative, Christian parents in a predominantly conservative American state, as well as having early relationship with Olivia, would have led John to repress his sexuality up until the Thunderbolts. There were probably a couple instances in his life where he kind of had a brief bisexual panic, but then decided it'd be better to ignore it and pretend it never happened in the first place. Who knows, maybe now that he isn't busy working jobs for Val, or the military, and has a safe space and support system... he'll become more comfortable with that part of himself...
Alexei Shostakov — Straight (Ally)
I'm a firm believer of straight Alexei who is an ally but in a very uncomfortable, corporate allyship way. Like he'll support his daughter and his teammates, but then offer to be their wingman which... trust me, nobody wants. Or if someone is sharing a story regarding their sexuality, he'll try to relate by oversharing old war stories of cold winters and warm bodies. But nonetheless, he'll be supportive and very loud about it.
+ Sam Wilson — Gay
Once again he isn't a Thunderbolt but I love Sam so much and I love including him :) I am a gay Sam truther! Obv in the comics he has multiple female love interests, however, I don't think in his 12 year mcu career he has even been hinted at having any interest in women, which partly influenced this headcanon. I imagine Sam has been out to his family and friends for a while, and I am a particular fan of the headcanon that him and Riley were MORE than friends...
Thunderbolts* Fragrantica Scents
I promise this isn’t the freaky version
Ava Starr
A headcanon of mine is that Ava’s room has many candles, incense, and plants to promote a comfortable environment where she can relax and unwind :) So I think those scents, esp the jasmine and lavender would cling to her!
John Walker
While I don’t imagine John to be much of a drinker (mainly because he can’t get drunk) I’ve always imagined him as having some kind of whisky/wood scented cologne : ) So I threw that in there alongside the gun smoke and metallic notes from his firearms and shield!
Alexei Shostakov
Alexei reeks I’m sorry
The mayo would’ve been ranch if Fragrantica had it
Yelena Belova
I took some inspiration from Florence Pugh’s go-to perfume Coco Chanel and added notes of white musk, grapefruit, and floral scents! And obv vodka’s there
Bob Reynolds
Now originally I was gonna put shampoo instead of soap but Fragrantica didn’t have it :[ I just think he’d have a faint head and shoulders smell or something 😭 l also think he’d have a kind of sweet, faintly citrusy scent??? Maybe it’s cause he’s from Florida
Also the sweat is because he runs hot
Bucky Barnes
I mean look at him… this is a man with some very yummy woody/vanilla cologne (to impress Sam ofc). The leather, smoke and metal comes from his motorcycle : )
That twins at the carousel animation trend… with John Walker… lying on the ground freshly broken armed… with a little cartoon Lemar spinning around him… do y’all see the vision…
Thunderbolts* Letterboxd Top 4
Since I’m a big letterboxd fanatic and an even bigger Thunderbolts fan I decided to mock up some top 4 movies for the team :)) I would like to preface this by saying I haven’t seen half the movies here and this is definitely not accurate in the least
John Walker
John def gives me dad movie vibes so I stuck to 80s movies I think he would’ve liked growing up! Top Gun was always the #1 choice since I think he and Lemar would’ve liked it a lot when they were teens. Predator I changed out last minute from Terminator, mainly because of it’s focus on the military/a war setting :)
Ava Starr
Ava just gives me weird girl movies vibes so I decided to stick with more Gothic genres, esp Del Toro and Burton 😼 I also just think she would like vampires a lot
Alexei Shostakov
I genuinely don’t even have an explanation I just think he’d like Despicable Me a lot because of it’s central themes with fatherhood. I also just googled early soviet propaganda films cause of his tendency to live in the past/rewatch old films of “the good days” 😭 Realistically he would have a Red Guardian documentary (if it existed) in place of Lego Batman, but alas it doesn’t exist in our universe 😔
Bucky Barnes
Ok here’s where we get into the less accurate territory because I don’t know Bucky Barnes and I don’t know 40s films 😔 But obv he’s a huge nerd so Lord of the Rings and Star Wars had to make the list!
Yelena Belova
Okay so obviously Snow White is the outlier here but I promise there’s a good reason because during my deep dive into the Red Room lore I discovered that Snow White was shown to the girls to psychologically mold and brainwash them. So obv not a good experience but it’s one of the few movies I imagine Yelena was shown during her time there, so she might have some kind of attachment or find some comfort in it :) also Kill Bill and Atomic Blonde are about blonde women assassinating people so she might find them relatable LOL
Bob Reynolds
Oh my God I struggled so hard with Bob 😭 The only one I was SURE about is Ratatouille and I don’t even have an explanation for why it’s there. I tried to base some of his choices off of Lewis Pullman’s taste, as well as what movies were popular in the early 2000s or are popular with millennial men.
+ Bonus Sam Wilson
So he’s not a Thunderbolt but I love him anyways so he gets a list too :) I lowkey did this solely because I saw someone hc Mean Girls as Sam’s favourite movie and got mad at how wrong that was 😭 Trouble Man and Top Gun obv are making it on there, and I imagine Sam would’ve grown up on Eddie Murphy movies. I nearly chose Beverly Hills Cop but decided for Coming To America instead :)
Hello Sentryagent nation!! I have been lurking and stalking this tag for like a year and now I finally have something to post!!! Anyways this is my first fully finished Thunderbolts piece and I wanted something centred around the beginning of budding feelings with lots of yearning :)
Not Alone Anymore by RumpleTrumple
Summary:
Whenever John is injured during missions, it always goes the same way when he gets back. The team expresses concern and offers to help. He says he's fine and limps off to the medbay without another word. If they persist and try to help, he pushes them away and snaps at them until they leave.
But Bob hadn't tried yet. And Bob wanted to help.
Pairing: Robert “Bob” Reynolds/John Walker (Marvel)
Rating: Teen
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply