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Deltarune Chapter 3 Leaks:

Susie: Kris! I don't know how we ended up here, but we gotta catch up with that weirdo who took Ralsei and kick his ass!

Noelle on her way to pick up her anxiety medication:

rainbrony213

Davenep rarepare doodles & requests i did

autumntides

We should all be musicians! We should all be artists! We should all be storytellers! Each and every one of us has music to make, a world to recreate, and histories to tell or fictionalize. That we lack the confidence, or the access, or the time is an injustice. It is a violence.

The pampered offspring of the wealthy and the occasional rare winner of destructive gauntlets are not the only ones with eyes and hands and hearts. You deserve, you must, be more than a driving belt or a ceaseless gear in the vast, bleeding machine.

astraldeterminism-deactivated20

if you wake up much earlier than normal you feel secret emotions

medusasstory

#one time i just woke up at 7 am and stared at the sunrise for like an hour #dont know what emotions those were but they sure were a lot!!

riverside--wren

If you stay up late enough, you feel those same emotions, but the bad version of them

prokopetz

Rasputin in Popular Culture: Supernaturally vigorous man refuses to die.

Rasputin in Reality: A bunch of nerds who think they know how murder works because they read a book repeatedly fail to kill a man who’s too drunk to realise he’s being murdered.

travelouswench

Rasputin in my Heart: Russia’s greatest love machine.

veeranger

fuck this *gets corrupted by the holy grail*

donnasweettttttttt

when people are like “the hunger games just stole the plot of battle royale” like listen everything steals from the plot of everything the lion king is just furry hamlet westworld is jurassic park but sexier lost is edgy gilligan’s island there are no original stories and the only good piece of media is jennifer’s body

perrisbueller-deactivated202002

Michael crichton wrote westworld and jurassic park tho so he just pirated himself

donnasweettttttttt

michael crichton keeps TRYING to tell y’all about the evils of capitalism impeding on the progress of science when will y’all LISTEN

kryptonians

Maybe he just doesn’t like theme parks

dangerousturkey

michael crichton in line for a roller coaster at six flags: fuck this

mmilhouse

as a gamer i refuse to drink anything unless its in my sippy mug

aquagrunt

finally something we gamers can drink out of

vhaufniensis

oh thank god… im so thirsty……

millennial-review-deactivated20

whathappenedtoyourgender

I lost my gender in…the accident.

outlawdrake92

I was trying to roll my gender back in my head just for fun, but my mom said “don’t do that with your gender, it’ll get stuck like that!” And you know what? I didn’t listen, she was right.

nameless-husband

Got my gender blown off in ‘nam

skarchomp

i put my gender in the dryer once and i haven’t been able to find it since

buildarocketboys

I left my gender in my jeans pocket when I put them in the wash. It came out all crumpled and broken so I had to throw it away.

kristmaskiller

Dropped my gender in 2012 and it rolled into a storm drain

onequalityduck

That sonofabitch took my gender in the divorce

jennyforeigner

A highway man assailed my carriage. He demanded “your gender or your life” and well, I am alive.

proserpine-in-phases

Some asshole stole my gender out of.my truck and used it to write bad checks so I had to close my gender account

lesbx

cat when I’m snuggling him: I’ve never met you in my life. you bastard. you fiend. stop this at once

cat when I’m busy doing something and can’t pet him right that second: Where Is My Kisses From Mommy??? Where Is My Snuggles And Cuddles That I Crave So Dearly. You Are A Cruel And Unjust Mother And I Am Going To Scream