silver speedster

You didn't see that coming?

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matriarchofm:

“That’s kind of you. I should probably leave you alone, sorry to have bothered you, Mr– um…”

Still insisting on the name, huh? Fine. It’s Pietro.

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lunxmaximoff:

“You don’t want to be a grandfather some day?”

Definitely not, and you shouldn’t even think about having kids. If you want them when you’re older, you can adopt and that’s it.

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lunxmaximoff:

“I shall, because I should be allowed to date, its not like I’m sleeping with anything that moves.”

No you shouldn’t, which is why you’re not and you’ll never be allowed to.

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maximoff-w:

“Then, pray tell, which one am I?”

The girl one.

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lunxmaximoff:

“If any-one can convince you its her.”

That’s not true, but you can go ahead and try.

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maximoff-w:

“If you’re the pretty one, that makes me the smart one, I guess.  I suppose I’ll take it.”

Sadly, I’m also the smart one too.

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lunxmaximoff:

“Maybe, but it might work on Aunt Wanda.”

So? Aunt Wanda is your aunt, I’m your father. My word trumps hers always.

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lunxmaximoff:

“Do I have to pout?”

You can if you want, but that doesn’t work on me.

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lunxmaximoff:

“I’m nineteen, I can date! I mean, I’m not dating and have no plans to but I can date if I find a guy who likes me.”

Yeah...no, you’re not allowed.

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lunxmaximoff:

“Why exactly?”

Because I said so.

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lunxmaximoff:

“I’m not allowed to date?”

Nope.

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matriarchofm:

“Like I said, I’m not used to this sort of thing, my apologies again.”

I figured, which was why I offered you that piece of advice, free of charge.

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maximoff-w:

Wanda huffed in faux-annoyance when he ruffled her hair but only half-heartedly swatted his hand away.  “You keep telling yourself that, Pietro.”

The only reason I would need to do that is if I was in denial, which I’m not.

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wiccanxbilly:

You contributed with the confuseness, uncle Pete. 

 I want to talk. 

I did not.

Alright, about what?

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maximoff-w:

“If I go grey and you get dark hair you might finally get to know the sweet victory of being the pretty twin,” she teased.

“I already know that victory, thank you very much,” he said, reaching over to ruffle Wanda’s hair.

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the–wolverine:

“People are gonna get arrested, I want you to bust them out.”

You do realize they probably have a jail where our mutations are useless, right? Where we’re all just...ordinary humans.

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matriarchofm:

“Just not had much time to talk to people, being a victim of experimentation and all, anti-romani types don’t generally allow us to just go for daytime strolls.”

Are you usually so open about yourself? That’s also a social faux-pas, you should know. It makes people want nothing to do with you.