Silver Tongue for the Chosen One

Personal blog.

[spyadults]

the scariest president had to be Rushmore because he had four heads

[a-big-furry-rat]

it’s a good thing we captured him in that mountain even if we have to live in fear of the spell wearing off :/

[ruinedchildhood]

Paris Hilton Breaks Down Her Favorite 2000s Trends

[roachpatrol]

i love paris hilton and will fight for her

[we-kraft1]

[cesaray]

[reptile-ruler]

Today I learned:

1: John Bauer is public domain 2: This cool site exists

[ryebreadgf]

[kingofeternalfreedom]

interviewer: ppl claim you’re immortal

Keanu:

[depsidase]

[caelumnautae]

I have no explanation other than I love Whis and I love motorcycles

[teamchampa]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[papishanpoo-deactivated20150504]

During sex she said “deeper” so I rolled over and started reading her poetry

[memelovingbot]

don’t tread on dana scully

[20th-century-man]

Bettie Page

[stammsternenstaub]

CONCEPT: drunk lads exeunt the pub at closing. It’s 3am and they’re pissed out their skulls.  They stagger down the street, all singing in that barely tuneful baying-drunkards way, but it’s all Depeche Mode

[martyred]

me: *lies in bed for hours in a depressive stupor* me:

[material--gxrl-deactivated20170]

[refinery29]

#DisabledAndCute is the best thing on Twitter this week (and there’s been a LOT of stiff competition)

We’ve seen firsthand just how powerful, courageous, and badass differently abled people can be. And it looks like the rest of the internet is finally catching up. An array of Twitter users of different ages, races, and genders are showing up to strut their stuff, share their stories, and prove that their disabilities are just part of what makes them cute and fierce as heck.

[dolphin-machine]

Saw this wonderful gentleman at the Böblingen bahnhof. The bit on his shoulders reads “Nazijäger” btw.

It’s really frightening seeing people this open with their hate.

[soniksound1-deactivated20161213]

nazi-jager means nazi hunter so he hunts nazis

and it says “goodnight” to “white pride”

that’s anti-nazi not nazi

[corpsecrusher]

damn

[fires-of-perdition-deactivated2]

But still open with their hate… Against nazis. Is that hate better somehow?

[lancrebitch]

What the actual fuck is wrong with you, do you not know what Nazis are or something?

[alladoreqi]

“Is that hate better somehow?” 😂😂😭😂😂😂😂😂😂

[runner-available]

Darcy : I've been dropping subtle hints that I like her.

*walks over to Lizzie*

Darcy : I can't stand you