On your left is a specimen recovering from Methur

Theoretically an astrophysicist

[konoko]

[imsoofuckingsad-deactivated2018]

it’s like i always say: fuck

[northern-punk-lad]

It’s going to be an interesting few weeks following this result and it will empower reform voters

[tomboyjessie13]

Indeed, also what the fuck is Monster Raving Looney Party???

[northern-punk-lad]

One of the og joke parties

This is their leader

They have policies like

Transport: Install cushions on the front of all trains to make them safer, and create a mega carwash by punching holes in the Channel Tunnel roof.

Environment: Stop making plastic bottles and switch back to glass, and paint half of all grey squirrels red to boost the red squirrel population.

Elections and Parliament: Give five-year-olds the vote ("if you can hold a crayon, you can vote"), and nationalise all other political parties, selling them off if they break their promises

CAPITAL Punishment will be opposed on the grounds that it is unfair to Londoners

BRITAIN will exit Europe and join the Duchy of Cornwall to benefit from tax exemptions.

[pjotwitter]

[bebsi-cola]

i feel like people still think accessibility and accommodation are favours bestowed upon others and not like a collective responsibility of everyone in society

[adamsmasher]

WE WERE ON JEOPARDY!!!!!!!!!!

[rouge-the-bat]

thank you for coming to my this #mythis

[cadillacjohnf1]

every Max interview this year:

[wyatthazy]

Alright, what's the plan?

HEATED RIVALRY 1.06

[hudconuinely]

you can literally see him already making plans omg

[wanderingcritter]

god gives his most niche fandoms to his most autistic warriors

[fluorescentbrains]

this lab safety training module is sending me

[fluorescentbrains]

I feel like whoever wrote these questions was speaking from experience

[yuripuppy]

Where are yall writing?

[sherthesnow]

[yuripuppy]

alright thats a genuine upgrade of the meme lol

[jelloapocalypse]

Someone asked me a while ago if I still had a photo of the worst sink I had ever seen while apartment hunting in Los Angeles. I assumed I deleted it so I didn't answer the ask and now it's gone, but as it turns out, yes, I do still have a photo of it.

[villainessbian]

impressive! it's ugly, impractical, gets water everywhere, makes too much noise, and the quote with shit kerning says you don't think music is even real

[alannaeowyn]

Imagining toothpaste accumulating in the letters

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Imagine mould growing under the plate and having to disassemble the sink to clean it

[eversoslightlybitter]

@jelloapocalypse

I got nothing done at work today because I have been obsessed with this sink. This is very much a me problem, nevertheless I have Findings.

Some astute tumblrinas (to whom I am indebted for the waste of an afternoon) noted the knob had the name of the Italian design company Ritmonio. My wild goose chase through all the products on their website yielded nothing like this sink.

I had more success with a reverse image search. This led me to this article by Leicht Los Angeles (a kitchen cabinetry company).

Sonobath Vanity Conversation Piece Sink - LEICHT Los Angeles

A basic web search for Sonobath turned up these articles by Kitchen and Bath Business.

Sonobath | Kitchen & Bath Business

Combining his passion for sculptural art for the bath and meditative passages, Sonobath founder and creative director Jae Omar has created a

Sonobath | Kitchen & Bath Business

The Lotus sink offers high drama and durability.

However, the Sonobath website seems defunct. So naturally, I plugged it into the Wayback Machine anddddd

Sonobath, from the term 'sono' meaning controlled nature in Zen practices, is a Southern California-based designer/manufacturer of high-end

Bumdada da! Dumb sinks galore! The sink in your photo seems to be a version of the Titus sink.

Yes, all the models of sinks have names like that. The model Hydros has the tagline "vessel sink or interactive sculpture? you decide." It looks like this.

Which, I'll be honest, looks exactly like the Ethos sink, but rotated 90 degrees and rocks added. Or perhaps it's the inverse. Who knows!

The genius? behind these "sinks" seems to be one Jae Omar. He seems to have transitioned from bathrooms to whole houses. He has a new website.

Jae Omar

Jae Omar, the founder and creative force behind Jae Omar Design brings a unique sensibility to his work as one of the emerging forces in con

I have no point and no final conclusion (at least, not beyond "rich people have remarkably poor taste"). But I spent all day figuring this out and none of my friends have been appreciative of my efforts. So now I'm dumping it on to tumblr.

[animentality]

[marsupials-of-mars]

Everyone on tumblr has Conditions. maladies. I log onto tumblr and my mutuals are unwellposting. Conditions I didn't even know existed and sound like dark curses but I will see a post from friend like "died about 60% today, fine now. Made egg on toast #yummytoast". There are so many people in this world with life experiences

[scunthotter]

Tuna melt au where Shane starts freaking out and so to distract him Ilya is like "I got the marble imported from Turkey, custom cut by a local contractor here in Boston" and Shane wants to have a freak out but he's always wondered about the quality of marble from Turkey, he got his counters from Italy and China but he saw options from Turkey and Brazil and wondered. He really should go, but now he's wondering if Ilya will answer his other questions like who was the architect that built this house and where did ilya find that tile that's in his guest bathroom. Basically Ilya using Shane's real estate fetish to keep him from running out during the tuna meltdown.

[innovadesexual]

sob emoji is up there with the period and the comma