the only “v” “tubers” i care about are the “root vegetables” i grow in my “vagina”. to all the haters who saw this post early on patreon and told me not to post it: kill yourselves, sincerely this time
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the only “v” “tubers” i care about are the “root vegetables” i grow in my “vagina”. to all the haters who saw this post early on patreon and told me not to post it: kill yourselves, sincerely this time
Do you remember the episode of Spongebob where he's training gary for the snail race and does a coach persona + calls gary a girl and has an aside where he's like "I called you a lady to demean you 🤓" and right after he says that it cuts to sandy and she somehow telepathically feels that Spongebob just did something misogynistic and us like I feel like I need to kick Spongebobs ass for some reason. And then she appears just at the end of the episode to kick his ass.
artfight attack on @twiggyart6 's eridian grace design :)
I’m not ok… ouaougou,,,…,.,.,,,,,,,ahh..snf,,,…..,.,.,,,,
im fucking crying
This one was made by working backwards from the idea of a hostage note.
just spent twenty minutes scrolling the tag and giggling
@justcakethanks
Do you guys wanna see the version of bloodymary im somewhat invested in
Imagine you float up from near death and some old guy is poking you in the face and humming
Okay wait one more
I literally said, "Are you kidding me?" IN THE GASPED ADMIRING WAY.
the enemy drank water today. did you?
i drank water three days ago. im several steps ahead of the enemy. this is what it takes to win
more women should have the body of a snake imo
more women should have 4 arms
Best I can do is 6 arms and centipede
"best I can do is going above and beyond the call of duty"
ill never forget the dream i had about this show on nickelodeon that was kind of like malcom in the middle and even stevens and it was called Bitchboy Naughty and like every time they went to a commercial it would fade out w/ kids singing “Bitchboy naughtyyyyyy’ i wish u could hear this tune bc its been stuck in my head for months
Dyke Knights ⚔️
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Put your harpy girl in a harness, then attach a big rope to the harness, then take her to the park and fly her like a kite
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Whats the problem
how;get down
my dead wife. the ad free internet
she's platonic about it but in my opinion, stratt 100% treats grace as her dead wife. she keeps a tacky fox trinket in her coat pocket. there's a framed photo of him in her study . he's grinning goofily in it (bc he's a dork). new guy like: is that her husband? / no, dumbass, it's dr. ryland grace, 1/3 of the hail mary mission. / oh, fuck. were they... ? / yeah, it's unclear. black-and-white montages of grace messing around in high-level meetings play every time stratt contemplates committing more environmental crimes. she looks up at the night sky and vaguely wonders if he's enjoying his space ramen. that's her dead wife. she killed him.
glad to see we're all on the same page