Rustburn

Art and odds and ends

[rustburn]

Other sites

Also, I'm "Rustburn" over on Redbubble and TeePublic as well (and only those, as of this writing). I don't really do social media.

TeePublic is for polished illustrations only, but Redbubble also has some photography and other odds and ends. Check them out if you want.

https://www.redbubble.com/people/Rustburn/shop?asc=u

http://tee.pub/lic/TiIxZgG5nk4

[ometochtli2rabbit]

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

you don't need to know how to draw to make abominations in tomodachi life btw

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[bogleech]

What fucking happened that the post 2000s internet generation is Like That about breasts now. I've seen animations criticized as gratuitous and objectifying because a boob bounced about 10% as much as a real one would. "Back breaking impossible anatomy" accusations over breasts smaller than those of half the people I know. The word "goonerbait" thrown at a character design having any cleavage line present at all.

And I've seen the same shit thrown at real people for how they dress or move in videos.

Pure spite is tempting me to start being as much a boobies artist as a creatures artist. Well, pure spite and the fact that boobs are awesome and great, that too.

[rustburn]

The harpy Celaeno (The Last Unicorn, 1982) is a great example of boobies on creature.

When I first saw the film as a teen, my reaction was more, "What? Ew, why?" But rewatching as an adult left me with, "You know what? Good for her. Slay, you bra-less queen💅 "

Literally🔪

[hypotenussy]

i love it when people use the phrase 'biblically accurate' to describe things that most certainly were not in the bible. "biblically accurate hatsune miku" i don't know if that's true but i am enchanted by the beautiful world you have invented

[rustburn]

Stop the violence.

Biblically accurate Hatsune Miku was first depicted two years ago.(She spawned in this video: roughly 26:27 to 36:02)

[herpsandbirds]

[rustburn]

(I spent 5 hours last night into the morning researching the crimes of America to gather data for my visa renewal [stating why it's a bad idea™ for me to be sent back]).

[rustburn]

If I die first, I want my ashes in a potted plant so my widow can weep into it like this:

I'd go full Lorenzo, but laws here generally prevent dirt burial. ...And now that I think about it, my severed head in a pot would probably be bad for said widow's schizophrenia. Ashes it is, then.

[rustburn]

There's a very high chance that I was someone's final conversation today and I'm not okay about it. I don't even use social media like that. How'd I end up talking with a stranger until she couldn't use text-to-speech anymore because the meds and the alcohol slowly shut down her lungs? (I mean, I know how. I was mistaken for a bully's alt account and then we chatted normally after. Until she fucking died.) My sister is the one who's the goddamned death doula -- I'm not cut out for this shit.

[rustburn]

Off-Brand Bond Villain

...was my first reaction when I saw the "I love it when a plan comes together" post. The plan to throw your near-infinite wealth at anti-trans legislation until you fill the gaping hole in your heart?

I guess the age of billionaires engaging in proper philanthropy so us poors don't want to kill and eat the rich is well and truly over, huh? My second reaction: What a fucking loser. Sucking on a cancer stick while drinking fun-time poison. Like that's a cool thing to do? Get a grip, lady.

Currently: Irritated because almost anytime I make something important to me, it goes "under review" on the ol' POD site. Will this be the final straw that gets the artist banned? Will anything the artist makes ever be commercially viable? Will the artist starve? Find out next time on "The Life and Times of The AuDHD Queer"!

[rustburn]

Convenient Mug Box for Meds

It seemed appropriate for the crash-out meds to go in the Fallout box. Makes it easy to remember when my brain makes like a 90's commercial and goes *record-scratch noises* EXTREME. There's decent moral support in the thumbs up from post-apocalypse boy. That's the smile of someone who knows everything is not okay.

(Fun fact: Japan doesn't do orange canisters for prescriptions. Packaging comes direct from the manufacturer and is given to patients in paper sleeves.)

[rustburn]

Ironic Justice - Put It In A Song

One-note horndog Drake on the surprisingly nuanced "Poetic Justice" is such a brain needle that I had to draw about it. I've listened to good kid, m.A.A.d city about 15 times in the past month (it's the current hyper-fixation) and every time Drake drools all over his verse it makes me want to hurl. Drake: "Good God, what you doin' that walk for?" (Heaven forbid a woman ambulate in peace.) His voice sounds way too much like the time he asked a 17 year old, "Why do you look like that?" in reference to her body. (People acting like kids have any control over how puberty hits also pisses me off. I developed young and started my period at 10 and adults were fucking weird about it.) It's weird and creepy that Drake hasn't grown or changed at all. He just keeps on playing the role of "rapper" like the actor he is. He could have literally avoided a lot of the aftermath of the beef if at any point he did anything for real. The path to redemption is right there in your back catalogue, bro. Too much of a bitch for morals and integrity? Then keep spiraling, loser.

[rustburn]

On the app for my new dentist, the lady on the left is Julia coded (pre-haircut).

It reminded me to go catch up on some sss. My brain is freaking out today, and the vods help me chill.

(I slept well, ate properly, and did actual exercise today and yesterday. What the hell, brain? I’m not even scared of the dentist.)

[rustburn]

Money-Rotten Caduceus

Based on the tattoo design I drew months ago. Apparently, snakes can usually be sexed by the length of their tails, so in creating the money symbol at the bottom, I inadvertently included both male and female snakes in the design. All are equal in death, I suppose. (Edit: Cleared review process. Redbubble link should be working now.)

[rustburn]

Summon the Bass

Cleaned up version of "Blood for the blood bass" I did in February.

Still itching to either draw more basses or learn the actual bass, but I'm currently busting my ass trying to get paid and shit.

[rustburn]

I expected a few album singles, but I was surprised to find "Not Like Us" on a Japanese karaoke machine (in Japan). Mainstream rap in Japan is extremely "soft" for lack of a better word. A lot of romance and breakups, but with a fair subsection of guys just here for positivity and good vibes. "Not Like Us" is like having a BMW asshole back into your trailer, and you grab some broken glass and stab him in the neck with it. Then some dude with a boombox pops out and your neighbors dance around the BMW guy while he bleeds out. I cannot describe in words how difficult it is to convey to a Japanese person how this is not only totally cool and warranted, but how it also became a unifying cultural force. But I guess Drake hate can surpass geographical and linguistic boundaries. So that's nifty, I would say.

[rustburn]

Didn't expect that (not complaining)

So I was having a wretched day, and most all of the podcasts and videos on my feed were exacerbating the problem (Hey, US politics. Can you fucking chill?). Even though I've already seen dozens of them at this point, I put on another album reaction video of Lady Gaga's "Mayhem". I still love the album, but my hyper-fixation on hearing people's reactions to it has more or less run dry.

So I find a reaction I hadn't seen before and put it on while I worked, only half paying attention. Right after "Garden of Eden" started, the reactor (this sweet black dude) all of a sudden goes, "Shout out to my n----s Adam and Eve!"

It was so casual and so genuine, I had no way of seeing it coming. I haven't laughed that hard and spontaneously in a long time. Thanks dude, I needed that.

[rustburn]

I hyper-fixated a Roosevelt. The constant effort to sell off and "develop" public land has me stressed. Nature is one of the few things the U.S. has going for it, could those bastards please not?

I want Teddy Roosevelt to rise from his grave and drop-kick 'em. ("RESPECT THE MOUNTAIN MAJESTIES ABOVE THE FRUITED PLAIN, BITCH!")