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I have a name and pronouns probably I'll let you know if I find them

[animaybi]

Secrets keep you alive sick

[neosatsuma]

"if her memory should be erased, then so should mine" is making me CRAZY in the context of chapter 93 (SPOILERS INCOMING) because Qifrey knows that's the one thing Olruggio will never allow to happen to him. Even Olly doesn't know that – even he doesn't know the lengths to which he'd go to prevent that from happening – but Qifrey does. He knows intimately. The advantage he has here is freaking insane and he uses it with no hesitation. can anyone hear me

[jfkisonthemoon]

the thing you have to understand about qifrey is that he quite literally was born in a wet cardboard box all alone

[shentheauthor]

Something about the brimmed caps taking the credit for Coco’s passion when really Olruggio’s gentle, soft magic was what inspired her. Something about Olruggio setting the story in motion completely unintentionally, purely by being kind. Something about the sky’s kindest, most radiant star

[huginsmemory]

Something about Olruggio during the silver night festival being like ohhhh we can't make a big thing out of coco and tartars matching bracelets because what if they get too embarrassed because of us pointing it out and we squarshed a budding relationship (not what's happening there Olruggio...) and Qifrey wondering if something like that happened to Olruggio and that's why Olruggio brings it up... And then you have the actual scene where Olruggio and Qifrey exchange their hat tassel/ribbons and Olruggio chooses it but then after he wakes up from the forgetting sigil he's all awkward about them changing their tassels, especially about their masters asking about why they exchanged their tassels... I mean that just... that just... has a certain je ne sais quoi about it...

[cherryblossomtimemachine]

The most embarrassing thing about Easthies is that he's consistently losing fights to 12 year olds and it's worse because he starts every fight. Like sir are you not ashamed you're a grown ass adult who is picking fights with children and LOSING. Fucking pathetic.

[sezia3338]

Being a wha fan is looking at orufrey and going "wow qifrey is a little crazy thank god he has The Mentally and Emotionally Stable Olruggio to balance him out" and then reading chapters 90-93 and realizing oh. Nevermind, that boy is the crazy one. I am sorry for slandering you qifrey your husband is fucking insane

[plounce]

child qifrey: whenever you're nice to me i feel nervous and like i want to run away

child orugio: that's just the warm fuzzies! you're not used to being complimented!

adult orugio: ah... he was having gay feelings... we were so young back then ☺️

adult qifrey: It Was The Parasite. The Parasite. The P

[i-am-snowils-admiral]

Qifrey: No, leave me here...or wipe my memory...as long as I'm happy this is inevitable...

Olruggio, with almost zero hesitation: okay so I've invented your own personal torment nexus to make sure you're never truly happy again. It involves putting myself on the chopping block and giving you an intense guilt complex about it but that's what makes it so effective. See you're already crying and having a breakdown, I am so so smart.

[somepinkthing]

Stop saying save olruggio ‼️‼️‼️ he is right where he wants to be 🙂‍↕️ A beautiful man doing all his cooking and cleaning and childcare? Gets to nap for like 30 hrs straight and no one says a thing? And all he has to do is get his memory wiped every once in a while per the blood contract that he drafted? And have I mentioned a beautiful man??? He's fine don't worry abt him

[wolfythewitch]

My mom's STONE my friends are BRIMMED CAPS my master's a TREE

[spring-spite]

i love olruggio witchhat so much. he’s a sun-coded black cat. he’s a lethally chronic procrastinator. he’s a girl dad. he lies to the police. his magic is warm. his kids bully him and they’re right. he’s in a decade-long magically induced situationship, but he doesn’t know it’s cursed and he’s in it for love of the game. he’s lowkey a celebrity but chooses to live in a cottage on the countryside with said situationship and their four children. he sleeps on the couch. he was a crazy child. he’s a bit of a picky eater. he has chronic anemia and is two minutes away from passing out at all times. he hates hurting things so much that he struggles to kill a disgusting giant leech. he’s a burnt out gifted kid. he is begrudgingly excellent at one of his jobs and on-purposely atrocious at the other one. he has a baby face and is nearly unrecognizable without his beard. he carries an enormous, inexplicable guilt. he’s the sky’s kindest, most radiant star. he’s the perfect man

[shitpostingkats]

The reason Qifrey is so awesome and relatable is because he wants to live. Man in his twenties being ominous as hell and breaking laws left and right and messing with forces beyond comprehension and lying to the cops and doing horrible things to the people who love him most and constantly destroying his own mental health and you peel back the layers and the motivation is "God I want to grow old someday."

[shitpostingkats]

Olruggio was having a normal day three hours ago. He was coming home after a long day at work looking forward to seeing his husband best friend and eating a warm dinner. Pat the kids on the head and then go lie down. NO Qifrey says I have obtained another child she's a part of an active criminal investigation and a sign that I am dipping back into my worst destructive behaviors that you thought I'd set down years ago you have to be okay with this right now or else I'll lobotomize myself. Also there's a rat in the living room.

[le-trash-prince]

coco: let's create a warm comfortable place for the dragon to nap because qifrey-sensei says magic shouldn't be used to hurt people! qifrey: i'm about to blast this bitch to kingdom come

[jfkisonthemoon]

witch hat atelier is great because in the first few chapters it looks like its really just going to be a cute magical girl story about hope and friendship but then you keep reading and its about how fascist societies fabricate a social structure to divide how power and information is disseminated and what life is like as a disabled person in that society. and then its also still about hope and friendship, but if hope and friendship could kill you.

[juicegremlin]

andrew minyard never skips therapy. his best friend is a born-again knife-wielding christian ex-gangster. his other best friend is a 6'2" lacrossehockey prodigy/recovering alcoholic with a face tattoo. he doesn't smile. his situationship got him to stop doing drugs by buying him a maserati. he didn't meet his own twin brother until they were fifteen years old. he's been to jail. he is five feet even. he's the best goalie in the league and he couldn't care less. he gets in the shower fully clothed to give neil josten a blowjob. he's a chainsmoking pro athlete. he killed his own mother. he's getting a criminal justice degree as a joke. he picked the guy with a dozen fake names and a mafioso daddy to be with forever. he's a scorpio. the closest thing he's ever had to a father is his college exy coach. he loves hot chocolate and ice cream and clubbing with his cousin.

andrew minyard character of all time.