what if we kissed in the bayou.. Haha.. Unless..? @rusty-jester - Tumblr Blog

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I’m Rusty, or Bon, or Missing. Really call me whatever u want, idc.

I go by She/him currently but i like to be reffered to by male honorifics/terms ex: (Sir, dude, man etc etc)

My interests hop a lot, but feel free to talk to me about any of the stuff i reblog! I am almost certainly hyped as hell to talk abt it

My blog runs mostly on queue, so if i like something in June and i reblog it in November, well. Don’t worry, its just my silly little stash of posts

now enjoy the blinkies and all the other silly stuff below :-> (flash warning) (just in case)

#here is all the tags i have so far ->#the jester jingles #(thats my talk tag)#the rusted pen #(my writing & talking abt writing tags)#corroded works #(general original content from me. whenever that happens lmao)

animentality

mochiiknight

Stop asking me for vending machines on my beaches!!!!! This is not design by committee!!!!!!!!

lilbitlost124

i love my goobers

caruliaa

instead of either having a server be muted or unmuted discord should introduce a setting called special princess mode where the server is muted except ☝🏽 for one person that is your special princess and the emoji0oo990op09iop09i8o09i8op09iolp-09op-0opyujiko8o9i8ukol9iukolp9i8uki sorry. i got a drop of oil on my keyboard bc i was eating hummus with a little bit of olive oil earlier and i was cleaning that off. anyway and the notification icon is a heart. and they have to to call it that.

where-is-npc-grian

it is pride. can the door at least be open?

NPC Grian is in Grian's closet. The door is open for Pride Month.

homophobic-grian

PUT HIM BACK

iwilleatyourenglish

he had a dream that five strangers silently entered his home and gently helped him pull on a pair of high waisted jeans, which caused him to wake up with a feeling of “indescribable dread”

goodgirl-inc

sophiesalacia

corrucyst

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

lazarus-lazuli

i have no comment this is just the funniest fucking thing i’ve seen all day

arcade-confetti

Oh youre "nonbinary"? Can i put you in a box please. Can i pleaseeeee put you in a box. We have two boxes and i really wanna put you in one. But dont worry. My boxes are very Woke and Nuanced. So its fine to put you in one. Pleaseeeee. Wow... youre such a bitch... not letting me put into one of two nuanced and essential necessary boxes... you obviously go into the box all those evil bitches end up in

seven-oh-four

if you delete one of your miis, the other miis who were their friends should mourn them. there should be a chance for one of them to make it their life's mission to make you pay for what you did

not100bees

The thing about Miss Piggy is that she kind of has a Roger Rabbit comedy superpower where she wins nearly any conceivable fight she's in. But unlike other characters of which that's true, like say, Bugs Bunny, who tend to win because they make the opponent play the game with their rules, Miss Piggy wins because the joke is that she can beat the shit out of literally anybody.

shigure

🥘 stillstainless following

full dishwasher kind of annoying actually. release me

🔲 tupperware follow

can we all agree that handwash onlys are attention seeking? you're using the same dish soap as the rest of us but you need a sponge bath because you're too good for a shower

🍳 cast-iron following

op some people will die if they're washed with soap at all. unlike certain plastic divas dishes that claim to be "top row only" like that makes a fucking difference.

🔲 tupperware follow

can you actually fuck off

🥣 countercandy mutuals

fav thing to hold

fruit

vegetables

keys

candy

soup

something else/not a bowl

Voting ended onFeb 20, 2024

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