Just RWBY Characters in an RVB World

RVB quotes but with RWBY characters.

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Robyn: I think you're all a bunch of idiots and I'm gonna fight every one of ya!

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Marrow: Okay! Change of plans. I'll be last. Blake, you still go out in front.

Blake: Of course I'm in front.

Marrow: Yang, you be in the middle.

Yang: It'll be a Yang Sandwich! Mm-mm!

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Weiss: Dear Lord, we thank you for taking another Grimm back to Heaven today. Or rather not Heaven, but whatever fiery pit you send Grimm to so they can suffer in eternity. You should’ve taken Jacques. ...But you didn't. Again. Not sure why, it would’ve been easy! Those mine things are everywhere! But I guess you know what you're doing.

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Nora: Okay. I need about 50 kilos of plastic explosives. Technically five should do it, but I really want to blow the fuck out of that thing.

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Jaune: I mean did they really need to spend all their time building stuff to destroy the universe? Like, how about the galaxy's biggest movie theater or, like some kind of super advanced water park? All work and no play guys, seriously.

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Ozpin: Okay. Quick quiz, then. What are you gonna do if you find an artifact?

Ruby: Not take it.

Ozpin: No, that was a trick question. You're not going to find an artifact because you're not going to be looking for an artifact.

Ruby: Maybe I knew it was a trick question... so I gave you a trick answer.

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Ozpin: W-T-Fuck! Why did you do that!? I think that's taking advantage of your deity status, dude!

Salem: Well, what good is being a god if you can't smite some people? Let's have fun...

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Yang: Ruby, that guy attacked me! I ran out of the base screaming. Why didn't you help me?

Ruby: You guys seemed like you knew each other. I thought you were just catching up.

Yang: He was firing grenades at me!

Ruby: Yeah, so, I thought that was an inside joke between the two of you.

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Ozpin: You're talking to me about things that don't really make any sense. I’ve been kind of gone. I don't know if you noticed.

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Ruby: -Pointing to Yangs motorcycle- Yang, where did you get that?

Yang: Oh, this is my ride! Dad gave it to me as a gift. Pretty fuckin cool.

Ruby: Did he give you driving lessons too?

Yang: No, we kinda skipped that part. But it looks awesome.

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Jaune: In between faunus and humans, huh. You mean in between two faunus and human? ...Ladies?

Yang: Come on, dude. Seriously? You're not gonna get me to say it with that lame-ass joke. I'm not that easy.

-Silence-

Yang: ... Okay, well maybe I am that easy, bow-chicka-bow-wow. See, now that's a set-up.

Jaune: Ahaha. Yeah, I hope one day you will tell me what you're going to do between the two ladies.

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Weiss: Dad, since we may not make it out of this, maybe there's a few things I should tell you. You know. Since you can't reach me.

Jacques: Weiss...

Weiss: Like the reason why I never listen to you. Or never follow your orders. And why I don't think anything you say is ever important.

-Jacques angrily grumbles-

Weiss: But I want you to understand, Dad. It's not because I'm lazy. It's because I don't like you. Or respect you. In any way. I have no positive feeling for you.

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Ironwood: Hey, Ruby.

Robyn: Oh, hey look, it's that guy.

Ironwood: You brought these guys? Are we killin’ each other today? Or pretending to work together?

Ruby: Uh, the pretending version.

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Penny: Crap. Instead of turning on my long-term memory, I think I just shut off my short-term memory.

Ruby: Oh… Is that bad?

Penny: Huh? Is what bad?

Ruby: Your memory thingy getting shut off.

Penny: Who shut off my memory?

Ruby: You did.

Penny: I did what?

Ruby: Shut off your memory?

Penny: Why do you want me to shut off my memory?

Ruby: No, it’s already shut off.

Penny: What is?

Ruby: Your memory.

Penny: Yeah, what about it?

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Weiss: The stuff looks like rock, but it's way tougher.

Blake: What's tougher than rock?

Ruby: Paper.

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Winter: All right Jacques. The man in charge has agreed to see you. You have five minutes. Do anything aggressive, and I'll shoot you. Do anything weird, and I'll shoot you. Do anything I don't like—

Jacques: And you'll shoot me. I got it. I think I’ve identified the pattern.

Winter: Talk back again, and I'll shoot you.

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Ruby: Uncle Qrow! What were you thinking driving us straight into a mine field!?

Qrow: Me? You were in the passenger seat. That makes you the navigator!

Ruby: What are you talking about?

Qrow: Everybody knows that. You're in charge of directions!

Ruby: No! The shotgun seat is reserved for the position of respect. And for people who carry shotguns.