Jacques Schnee: What? Are you insinuating that just because my youngest daughter was born Faunus and could turn into a dragon and I was afraid that this could damage my reputation I abandoned her as a baby on an island miles away from here in the hope that she could be eaten by the local wildlife or a Grimm and made everyone, my own wife and eldest daughter included, think that she died at birth? That’s ridiculous!
*unsubtly gestures that he should run
Every time I remember that one cameo where Miles Luna basically confirmed that Winter tried to take Whitley under her wing the same way she did with Weiss but from a young age Jacques spoke shit to him about his sisters to keep him separated from them and keep him under his control—since he couldn't keep the other two—I get really pissed off. Well, get fucked, asshole, because Whitley turned out to be a great kid even with the manipulation attempts lmao. Two days away from Jacques and instead of thinking about him (like Jacques thought he would, saying that Whitley had likely already contacted his legal team lol) the boy was calling Klein again, coming up with ideas to help Mantle and starting to rebuild his relationships with Weiss and his mother. Not a single thought about him lmao he never truly had any of his kids under his control.
Winter's Duty
Winter: Arc. Have you seen where my… sperm donor is?
Jaune: Uhhh…?
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Cut to, Jaune shoving Jacques into a crate, and shipping him to Vacuo.
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Jaune: No idea~!
Winter: …
Jaune: 🙂
Winter: There's video of you shoving him into a crate.
Jaune: Shit! I thought I got them all!
Winter: Yes yes yes. You committed a crime, and I'm afraid I have to cuff you.
Jaune: Haa… Fine, take me away, Specialist Schnee…
Winter: Come this way, Mr. Arc.
Jaune: Alright… Hey? I thought you were taking me to a jail cell, this is the way to your room?
Winter: Who said I was going to cuff you in a jail cell now~?
Jaune: Oh…
Jaune: Kinky.
Scruff’d
Jaune: *plops a bag on the table* I'm back, what'd I miss?
Weiss: Not much. We were going over ideas to improve working conditions in the Dust mines for when I inherit the company.
Blake: What's in the bag?
Jaune: ...severed head. *pulls out his scroll and starts typing*
WB: wot?
Weiss: *opens bag to see the head of one late Jacques Schnee* WHY IN THE EVER FROZEN TUNDRA DID YOU KILL MY FATHER?!
Jaune: Well at first I was simply going to ask him politely for the right to court you, but then he started insulting me, which is fair, but then he started insulting my mother, and then I stabbed him.
Weiss: ...stabbed?
Jaune: repeatedly, and with great enthusiasm.
Weiss: I don't know how to process this right now. On one hand I want to crush you for hurting the Schnee family, on the other hand I'm finally free of the bastard and want to trap you in my dorm until I cant walk. I'll be back when I've processed this. *gets up and walks away in a daze*
Jaune: ....
Blake: ....
Jaune: So do you think this would make a good dowry to your parents?
Blake: my father would publicly denounce your violence and then invite you to the bar in his man-cave for drinks to hear every gruesome detail. My mother would dose us both with enough aphrodisiac to arouse a Goliath and then trap us in a room until the test came back positive... and then start planning the wedding.
Jaune: so is that a no?
Blake: I'm going to CRUSH your dick tonight.
Jaune: cool, cool. *scroll dings* huh?
RMN🕯 : shortstack said she'd help with evidence disposal but said you owe her a ring, and a catgirl threesome?
Jaune: *glances over at Blake before typing a response* I think I can do that. *to Blake*Hey Blake a whats your opinion on sassy femme fatales?
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To build a lasting legacy
(context: Jaune went to the blacksmith sooner than in canon, asking her to change his life to help his friends. She complied... In a way.)
Rusted Knight: *wakinh up, sitting at a very luxurious desk* Whu-uh? Where-
???: *worried feminine voice* Is everything alright!?
Rusted Knight: *shake his head, trying to clear is mind* Yes, i-i'm fine. Who- *finally notice Weiss standing in front of him* W-Weiss!? Is that you!?
Weiss?: *looking even more worried* Father, i know you haven't slept much these past few days, but please tell me you are joking!
Rusted Knight: *surprised* F-father? *Look behind him, then back at the young woman, before pointing at himself* Are you speaking to me?
Not Weiss: *taken aback by his question* Y-yes! Of course i'm talking to you; we've been talking for the past 20 minutes!!! Don't tell me you already have dementia; you're not even 60 yet!!!
Rusted Knight: *trying to clue out where he was and what is happening* S-sorry, i was half asleep; what were we talking about, again?
Not Weiss: *sigh* We were talking about Jacques place inside the company. *Shaking her head* I know you see a lot of potential in him, but- *Frown, looking at her father's reaction* Dad? What's wrong now?
Rusted Knight: *realizing with horror what just happened* Willow, what day is it?
Willow: ... Ok, maybe i should call the hospital-
RK Nicholas: *shaking his head* Just answer the question.
Willow: *sigh* It's the third of April of the 85 year after the great war-
RK Nicholas: (From what i remember, that's the day Nicholas died) *slamming his hands on the desk while getting up, making Willow jump back in surprise, before jumping over the desk and landing next to her* Willow, i need to talk with your husband.
Willow: *blink, shocked by her father's athleticism* F-father!? H-how did you-
RK Nicholas: *wave off her question* Daily exercises and plenty of vitamins. But that's beside the point; Where is your husband?
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Jacques: *dropping his glass of wine on the ground* You are firing me!? WHY?! I did nothing but help you and-
RK Nicholas: *enraged* YOU USED SLAVE TO WORK THE MINES!!! *Slam his fists down on Jacques desk* YOU USED MY NAME, MY LEGACY, FOR YOUR OWN PROFITS!!
Jacques: *shocked* H-how did you-
RK Nicholas: DO YOU TAKE ME FOR A FOOL!? I'M OLD, BUT MY EYESIGHT IS STILL GOOD ENOUGH TO READ PAPERWORK!!
Jacques: *gritting his teeth* Then what was i supposed to do!? If we can't work the mines for cheap, then that means we can't hire the guards to defend the mines! And if i up the price of our dust to cover the cost, nobody will want to buy it in the first place because they'll have cheaper elsewhere!
RK Nicholas: AND SLAVERY WAS YOUR FIRST RECOURSE!? YOU SOLD MY NAME TO THE DEVIL AS YOUR FIRST EXECUTIVE DECISION!?
Jacques: ...
RK Nicholas: *taking a deep breath* The more you make the workers suffer, the more Grimm are attracted to the mines. *Sigh* You should have cut the security in half and paid the faunus a living wage, instead of getting more security and cutting my workers salary in half.
Jacques: But-
RK Nicholas: *glaring at the cowardly man* Get the hell out of my house; you are not worthy of my name, or my daughter's hand.
