
oozey mess

JVL
One Nice Bug Per Day
Peter Solarz

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todays bird
Misplaced Lens Cap

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noise dept.
$LAYYYTER
we're not kids anymore.

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ojovivo
Sade Olutola
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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@rx-05-29
There's a mcdonald's in the pentagon 🎵 💃💃 💃💃 💃💃 💃💃 💃💃 watching gundam with just your panties on 🎵
“i wasn’t all too impressed with the concept of dog with a blog,, considering my sister is on tumblr and she’s a dog with a bl-”
[the shock collar designed to make me post good zaps me. a robotic voice from the built in speaker says: BORING AND DERIVATIVE. then the shocking stops]
“OW FUCK! ok! ok! back to the the drawing board. uhhh. how about.. um. Big sister who like. uhh. she has a crush on her little sister and so like. um. drugs her one night in order to-”
[the collar starts shocking me again. YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THIS]
“OW OW FUCKING SHIT STOP STOP!” panting, out of breath. i continue, “..okay.. okay what about if- uh. what about if i made a post about having this collar that shocks me every time i start making a post that’s mid and then i-”
[the shocking resumes, and the collar automatically shifts to its highest setting.NO BODY CARES ABOUT YOUR META BULL SHIT.. the shocking does not stop, i crumble onto all fours]
“p-PLEASE !! PLEASE S-STOP I - I- I- Ughhh~” (i start humping the air) “I’M G-GONNA~”
(i cum in panties)
some of u have developed an impacted posting gland and need to be taken to the vet
the princess would like to add you on discord and rarely speak to you
Cumming on glasses girls face so she finally fucking cleans her glasses
Me when I encounter difficulty
bwehhhhhhh,,, aaawawawa,,,,, bwaaa,,,,, awawaaaaaawaaa bwehh,,,
*jumping off the cartesian plane* ahaha! i don't think, therefore i don't am!
*looking back as it flies into the nested exponents of 11 and 13* OH MY GOD THEY HIT THE POWERS
mantras of the clingy girl
"she'd tell me if she was mad at me, i don't need to ask"
"they all want me around, they're just busy right now"
"i deserve getting captured and kept in a cage and doted on for the rest of my life"
"if i wasn't there, i would be missed"
mantras of the clingy girl
"she'd tell me if she was mad at me, i don't need to ask"
"they all want me around, they're just busy right now"
"i deserve getting captured and kept in a cage and doted on for the rest of my life"
"if i wasn't there, i would be missed"
mantras of the clingy girl
"she'd tell me if she was mad at me, i don't need to ask"
"they all want me around, they're just busy right now"
"i deserve getting captured and kept in a cage and doted on for the rest of my life"
"if i wasn't there, i would be missed"
haha [mutuals] you are liking my pos- wait since when are you [following]
I haven't the energy to actually make one, but please visualize a traumacore edit about a mutual unfollowing me here
why are you so biased in favor of trans women and hate anyone who isnt one
reblog if youre biased in favor of trans women and hate anyone who isnt one