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indie team rocket grunt rp blog; selective and semi private, please read rules before intaracting.  

[rxcketgrunt-blog]

accidental affection

send me ✗ for my muse to fall on yours and land on top of them

send me □ for your muse to fall on mine and land on top of them

send me ♕ for your muse to get dared to kiss me

send me ♢ for my muse to get dared to kiss yours

send me ♫ for your muse to catch mine singing in the shower

send me ♩ for my muse to catch yours singing in the shower

send me ♡ for your muse to drunkenly confess feelings to mine

send me ☽ for my muse to drunkenly confess feelings to yours

send me △ for my muse to get trapped in a small closet with yours

send me ❅ for my muse to cuddle up next to yours while asleep on the couch

send me ❥ for your muse to cuddle up next to mine while asleep on the couch

[rocketdisguisemaster]

“Daddy”

Send “Daddy” to meet my muse’s father [or the person that wanted him to call him daddy]

        He stares down at the girl, tapping a finger to his chin.  “What a beautiful girl you are.  Aren’t you just a precious little thing.”  He moves his hand from his chin to trace lightly at her cheek.  “Little baby girl, would you be a darling?  I’ve lost someone very dear to me and I need to find him.”  He leans down, close enough to her face that she should be able to smell the faintly floral scent that seems to cover up… Something else stuck to his skin.

[rxcketgrunt-blog]

Oh, gross, who let this freak show in? She physically leans away from him about the time he leans in, turning her face away and frowning a little. Ick. Gross gross gross. “Yeah, sure, I guess I can help ya if you buzz off afterwards? You’re creeping me out and I’m not even sure you’re supposed to be here, you know. In fact... I’m pretty damn sure whoever you’re lookin’ for doesn’t want you anyway. So why don’t you just make it easy on me and get the fuck away? I don’t even need the trouble right now.”

[memes-for-the-rper]

Drunk sentence starters

“Let’s get another round over here!” “I’m cutting you off.” “You can’t cut me off!” “How much have you had to drink?” “Are you…drunk?” “I’m just a little tipsy. I’m fine.” “Please don’t throw up.” “Is that water or vodka?” “You planning on sharing that?” “Sit down, you can’t even walk.” “Put your glass down, we’re going home.” “You need to go to bed.” “I’m calling you a cab.” “How long have you been drinking like this?” “Do you want to talk about it?” “You’re going to have one hell of a hangover tomorrow.” “When did you start drinking today?” “Here, let’s get you to a cab.” “You’ve got school/work in the morning.”

[maddoctornohart-deactivated2016]

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Nils just stared at the grunt, annoyed furrow in his brow. Why did they all think it was okay to be so… perky?

“You may kindly… stand to the side. You’re in my way.”

[rxcketgrunt-blog]

“Don’t know what pissed in your cornflakes, but alright. Sorry for bumping you, I guess?” And just like that she steps aside.

[rxcketgrunt-blog]

ballsgrabber

“Hey, so I don’t wanna be a dick or anything but I was told to not let people near the slowpokes ‘cause of numbers.”

[rxcketgrunt-blog]

"Don't tell me that I'm wrong."

random songs starter sentences

Heaving a sigh, she looks up at the man before arching one brow. “You got a problem, behemoth? Because I don’t recall saying anything to you.”

[rxcketgrunt-blog]

[difficult questions] 4, 6, 13

Difficult Questions for Muses 

How do you know when you’re in love? (romantic or platonic)

“I’unno. I mean, I guess just watch one of those cheesy romcoms and wait for the dude to tell the lady that he can’t live without her and why? Nah. Mm. It’s a tough question. I guess when you feel like you can’t live without the person in question, and you’d do... anything to make ‘em happy, even if it meant not bein’ happy yourself. Haha. It’s. Never happened to me, nope.”

Do you think that killing is ever justified?

“Ain’t in my jurisdiction, but if someone’s a big enough fuck to deserve it, yeah. Just as long as I’m not on the receiving end, I don’t really care. Survival of the fittest and everything.”

What could make you break your own moral code?

“Ya know-- I don’t think that anyone here has too many morals. Y’see what we do for a living?” She actually snorts in mild amusement. “Anyone with some serious morals wouldn’t last a week.”

[roleplayaskmemes]

Put a ♪ in my ask box and I'll put my playlist on shuffle and make you a starter based on the next song that plays

[rxcketgrunt-blog]

random songs starter sentences

❝I waited for your reply here in the pouring rain.❞

❝Nothing lasts forever.❞

❝Our minds are troubled by the emptiness.❞

❝Say you'll remember me.❞

❝I know the hurt won't pass.❞

❝The horses are coming.❞

❝I know I let you down.❞

❝Give me love like never before.❞

❝Sometimes I wish you'd just shut up.❞

❝I wish I was in love but I don't wanna cause any pain.❞

❝What if the way we started made it something cursed from the start.❞

❝I never meant to hurt you.❞

❝There's a place downtown where the freaks all come around.❞

❝I know I took the path that you would never want for me.❞

❝I gave you hell through all the years.❞

❝I'm just a slave unto the night.❞

❝Lose your mind.❞

❝I gotta change if I wanna keep you forever.❞

❝I bet my life for you.❞

❝Lose your clothes.❞

❝Don't let them in.❞

❝Remember when I told you that's the last you'll see of me?❞

❝I promise that I'm gonna try.❞

❝I let you down, didn't I?❞

❝I'm not a saint.❞

❝What if it only gets colder.❞

❝Don't tell me you can't forgive me.❞

❝I've had enough.❞

❝I hate that I let you down.❞

❝Do you ever think of me when you lie?❞

❝Am I just a fool?❞

❝If you had a heart I was hoping that you would show me some.❞

❝Maybe I'm addicted to all the things you do.❞

❝They say you don't know what you got 'til it's gone.❞

❝Yes, I suppose.❞

❝Does she/he know I've been in that bed before?❞

❝I just want you to know that I did it all for you.❞

❝You'll remain just afraid in the dark.❞

❝All things go.❞

❝What do I see in you?❞

❝I'm ashamed to say that I'm not over you.❞

❝Ten years ago, that's when you proposed.❞

❝Am I just a silly girl/boy?❞

❝Call me when you're not so busy just thinking of yourself.❞

❝Life is a movie, but there will never be a sequel.❞

❝The people are saying that you have been playing my heart.❞

❝Don't yell at me.❞

❝I just figured I was something that you couldn't replace.❞

❝Get the fuck out.❞

❝Together we'll mend your heart.❞

❝They say that your darkest hour comes before your dawn.❞

❝You're gonna miss me when I'm gone.❞

❝You had me caught in every web that you weaved.❞

❝Don't tell me listen to your song because it isn't the same.❞

❝I hate that I made you think that the trust we had is broken.❞

❝I need to just make up my mind.❞

❝Good things come to those who wait.❞

❝I'll never have a chance.❞

❝Touch me, don't be sweet.❞

❝It's been awhile but I still feel the same.❞

❝I'm done feeling like a stranger to myself.❞

❝Why you gotta be so rude?❞

❝Life couldn't get much sweeter.❞

❝There's no one in town.❞

❝I'm best when I'm in love and I'm in love with you.❞

❝If you were with me tonight, I'd sing to you just one more time.❞

❝I'll give you all I got.❞

❝Why we're always at each others throats?❞

❝He/She hit me and it felt like a kiss.❞

❝There's you in everything I do.❞

❝Chasing after you is like a fairytale.❞

❝Is there life on Mars?❞

❝Don't let them see.❞

❝One last time I need to be the one who takes you home.❞

❝We're living different lives.❞

❝I don't deserve it.❞

❝How in hell did this shit happened?❞

❝I know that this is my fault.❞

❝You're turning me on.❞

❝I don't wanna be without you.❞

❝The ones that love me I tend to leave behind.❞

❝I should've been more careful.❞

❝I'll make it feel like the first time.❞

❝All I really care is you wake up in my arms.❞

❝No matter where I sleep, you are haunting me.❞

❝When I get you moaning you know it's real.❞

❝I feel like a failure.❞

❝I am longing for your love.❞

❝One more time, I promise after that I'll let you go.❞

❝He/She'll never love you like I can.❞

❝Stay with me a minute.❞

❝I am drowning.❞

❝I swear I'll make it worth it.❞

❝Why can't I keep my fingers off you baby?❞

❝It's hard to breathe.❞

❝At least I'm being honest.❞

❝I really loved you bad.❞

❝I don't care if you got her/him in your heart.❞

❝I was hoping you'd save me.❞

❝I just can't believe that this is my life.❞

❝No one said this would ever be easy, my love.❞

❝Don't make me cry.❞

❝They could never make me hate you.❞

❝Let me kiss you in the pouring rain.❞

❝I'm angry but I still love you.❞

❝Let's go get high.❞

❝I will never let you go.❞

❝You like your girls'boys insane.❞

❝We will be alright.❞

❝Don't make me sad.❞

❝I will be by your side when the impossible rises up.❞

❝The past is in the past.❞

❝He/She hurt me but it felt like true love.❞

❝Don't let them know.❞

❝I'm never going back.❞

❝Don't tell me that I'm wrong.❞

❝It's all fun and games 'til somebody falls in love.❞

❝Be the good girl/boy you always have to be.❞

❝I never meant to break your heart.❞

❝Lately I've been waking up alone.❞

❝I never wanted anything from you.❞

❝I never meant to make you cry.❞

❝Don't you place the blame on me.❞

❝I just wanna hold you.❞

❝What would you think of me now?❞

❝You gotta hold on.❞

❝I've been saving all my summers for you.❞

❝I guess we are who we are.❞

❝I never said thank you for that.❞

❝All I want is the thaste that your lips allow.❞

❝Did I take it too far?❞

❝Don't you know I'm human too?❞

❝You're still beautiful to me.❞

❝I thought might get one more chance.❞

[rxcketgrunt-blog]

maddoctornohart

“Somethin’ I can do for ya?”

[askrockthundermare-deactivated2]

reblog if you rp nsfw.

[rxcketgrunt-blog]

And just as a reminder to all of my followers:

NSFW doesn’t just mean sexually explicit content; it can also mean:

blood

gore

horror

psychological

and anything possibly largely triggering

[plasticdynasty]

Difficult Questions for Muses

(Please remember to use trigger warnings as and when necessary)

Do you think that you’re a good person?

Do others like you? Do you want others to like you?

What do you think others like or admire about you?

How do you know when you’re in love? (romantic or platonic)

Would you or have you ever killed? What would drive you to kill? 

Do you think that killing is ever justified?

Have you ever done anything that you feel to be very morally wrong?

Should all people be treated as equal, and have the same rights?

If you committed a crime, would you accept punishment willingly?

Is suicide ever the right choice?

Is euthanasia ever the right choice?

Is it right to have an intimate relationship with somebody you don’t love?

What could make you break your own moral code? 

Have you ever doubted your own beliefs? (Spiritual, philosophical)

Would you always be loyal to your loved ones even if they wronged you?

What would you consider a fate worse than death?

Why do you love the person or people you love? (romantic or platonic)

Do you agree with capital punishment?

Could you ever forgive your worst enemy?

What would you like to achieve before you die?

[abelladxnna-archive-deactivated]

--

♔ - “Soooo… if you weren’t on duty right now, you’d be free to hit on me?” She leans in a little, fluttering her eyelashes. “Does that also mean that – hypothetically speaking – if I were to ruin this mission and give you a break, you’d go on one date with me?”

[rxcketgrunt-blog]

“D’you ask everyone you just meet that? I’m flattered, lady, but we’re actually supposed to NOT have our missions ruined, y’know? I don’t wanna end up on cleaning duty more than necessary.”

[rxcketgrunt-blog]

Oh wow, it’s late. I’m going to hop offline for now, but if you like this post I’ll toss you a starter tomorrow.

[roleplayaskmemes]

Send me a ✉ and my muse will send yours a barrage of text messages.

[rxcketgrunt-blog]

random songs starter sentences

❝I waited for your reply here in the pouring rain.❞

❝Nothing lasts forever.❞

❝Our minds are troubled by the emptiness.❞

❝Say you'll remember me.❞

❝I know the hurt won't pass.❞

❝The horses are coming.❞

❝I know I let you down.❞

❝Give me love like never before.❞

❝Sometimes I wish you'd just shut up.❞

❝I wish I was in love but I don't wanna cause any pain.❞

❝What if the way we started made it something cursed from the start.❞

❝I never meant to hurt you.❞

❝There's a place downtown where the freaks all come around.❞

❝I know I took the path that you would never want for me.❞

❝I gave you hell through all the years.❞

❝I'm just a slave unto the night.❞

❝Lose your mind.❞

❝I gotta change if I wanna keep you forever.❞

❝I bet my life for you.❞

❝Lose your clothes.❞

❝Don't let them in.❞

❝Remember when I told you that's the last you'll see of me?❞

❝I promise that I'm gonna try.❞

❝I let you down, didn't I?❞

❝I'm not a saint.❞

❝What if it only gets colder.❞

❝Don't tell me you can't forgive me.❞

❝I've had enough.❞

❝I hate that I let you down.❞

❝Do you ever think of me when you lie?❞

❝Am I just a fool?❞

❝If you had a heart I was hoping that you would show me some.❞

❝Maybe I'm addicted to all the things you do.❞

❝They say you don't know what you got 'til it's gone.❞

❝Yes, I suppose.❞

❝Does she/he know I've been in that bed before?❞

❝I just want you to know that I did it all for you.❞

❝You'll remain just afraid in the dark.❞

❝All things go.❞

❝What do I see in you?❞

❝I'm ashamed to say that I'm not over you.❞

❝Ten years ago, that's when you proposed.❞

❝Am I just a silly girl/boy?❞

❝Call me when you're not so busy just thinking of yourself.❞

❝Life is a movie, but there will never be a sequel.❞

❝The people are saying that you have been playing my heart.❞

❝Don't yell at me.❞

❝I just figured I was something that you couldn't replace.❞

❝Get the fuck out.❞

❝Together we'll mend your heart.❞

❝They say that your darkest hour comes before your dawn.❞

❝You're gonna miss me when I'm gone.❞

❝You had me caught in every web that you weaved.❞

❝Don't tell me listen to your song because it isn't the same.❞

❝I hate that I made you think that the trust we had is broken.❞

❝I need to just make up my mind.❞

❝Good things come to those who wait.❞

❝I'll never have a chance.❞

❝Touch me, don't be sweet.❞

❝It's been awhile but I still feel the same.❞

❝I'm done feeling like a stranger to myself.❞

❝Why you gotta be so rude?❞

❝Life couldn't get much sweeter.❞

❝There's no one in town.❞

❝I'm best when I'm in love and I'm in love with you.❞

❝If you were with me tonight, I'd sing to you just one more time.❞

❝I'll give you all I got.❞

❝Why we're always at each others throats?❞

❝He/She hit me and it felt like a kiss.❞

❝There's you in everything I do.❞

❝Chasing after you is like a fairytale.❞

❝Is there life on Mars?❞

❝Don't let them see.❞

❝One last time I need to be the one who takes you home.❞

❝We're living different lives.❞

❝I don't deserve it.❞

❝How in hell did this shit happened?❞

❝I know that this is my fault.❞

❝You're turning me on.❞

❝I don't wanna be without you.❞

❝The ones that love me I tend to leave behind.❞

❝I should've been more careful.❞

❝I'll make it feel like the first time.❞

❝All I really care is you wake up in my arms.❞

❝No matter where I sleep, you are haunting me.❞

❝When I get you moaning you know it's real.❞

❝I feel like a failure.❞

❝I am longing for your love.❞

❝One more time, I promise after that I'll let you go.❞

❝He/She'll never love you like I can.❞

❝Stay with me a minute.❞

❝I am drowning.❞

❝I swear I'll make it worth it.❞

❝Why can't I keep my fingers off you baby?❞

❝It's hard to breathe.❞

❝At least I'm being honest.❞

❝I really loved you bad.❞

❝I don't care if you got her/him in your heart.❞

❝I was hoping you'd save me.❞

❝I just can't believe that this is my life.❞

❝No one said this would ever be easy, my love.❞

❝Don't make me cry.❞

❝They could never make me hate you.❞

❝Let me kiss you in the pouring rain.❞

❝I'm angry but I still love you.❞

❝Let's go get high.❞

❝I will never let you go.❞

❝You like your girls'boys insane.❞

❝We will be alright.❞

❝Don't make me sad.❞

❝I will be by your side when the impossible rises up.❞

❝The past is in the past.❞

❝He/She hurt me but it felt like true love.❞

❝Don't let them know.❞

❝I'm never going back.❞

❝Don't tell me that I'm wrong.❞

❝It's all fun and games 'til somebody falls in love.❞

❝Be the good girl/boy you always have to be.❞

❝I never meant to break your heart.❞

❝Lately I've been waking up alone.❞

❝I never wanted anything from you.❞

❝I never meant to make you cry.❞

❝Don't you place the blame on me.❞

❝I just wanna hold you.❞

❝What would you think of me now?❞

❝You gotta hold on.❞

❝I've been saving all my summers for you.❞

❝I guess we are who we are.❞

❝I never said thank you for that.❞

❝All I want is the thaste that your lips allow.❞

❝Did I take it too far?❞

❝Don't you know I'm human too?❞

❝You're still beautiful to me.❞

❝I thought might get one more chance.❞

[roleplayaskmemes]

Put a ♪ in my ask box and I'll put my playlist on shuffle and make you a starter based on the next song that plays