Rosa Diaz

a brooklyn nine nine blog

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#Damn Rosa: an ongoing saga

[herhighnessthequeen]

Face Masks To Try

DIY:

1. To Tighten Pores:

-1 egg white

-½ teaspoon of honey

-¼ teaspoon of lemon juice (for oily skin)

Dip facial tissues/toilet paper into the mixture and place onto your face for 10-15 as a sheet mask.

2. For Blackheads:

-1 tablespoon of honey

-1 teaspoon of milk

Dip cotton ball in mixture and apply to affected area. Rinse thoroughly after 15-20 minutes.

3. For Acne:

-2 tablespoons of mashed banana

-1 tablespoon of baking soda

-½ tablespoon of fresh lemon juice

Mix and apply to face for 10 minutes. Rinse thoroughly.

4. For Dark Spots and Acne Scars:

-1 tablespoon of ground cinnamon

-3 tablespoons of aloe vera gel

-½ tablespoon of pure almond oil

Mix and apply to face. Rinse thoroughly after 10-15 minutes.

5. For Wrinkles:

-1 tablespoon of ground cinnamon

-3 tablespoons of tomato puree

-1 tablespoon of turmeric powder

Mix and apply to face. Rinse thoroughly after 15-20 minutes.

STORE BOUGHT:

1. Tree Hut Hydrating Overnight Masks ($14.99, available at Ulta)

2. Black Sugar Strawberry Mask Wash Off ($11.50, available at Ulta)

3. I Dew Care Pure to the Pore Mask ($19.00, available at Ulta)

4. Freeman Feeling Beautiful Mask *comes in charcoal or peel-off cucumber* ($3.99, available at Rite Aid)

5. Biore Deep Charcoal Cleanser ($5.99, available at Target)

6. Biore Pore Strips ($6.49, available at Walgreens)

As some of my followers have helpfully pointed out, lemon juice and baking soda CAN be harmful to your skin if used excessively or on the wrong skin type. Please be cautious using these ingredients. I personally have TRIED all of these masks myself, I’m never gonna post stuff like this without guaranteeing it works. I had no problems with either ingredient, my skin looked and felt fine, but that is not a guarantee that the same will pertain to you. Please be careful, test any dicey products or ingredients on your hand or arm and make sure that they are not abrasive before applying to your skin, and perhaps lessen the concentration of these ingredients when making these masks if you still choose to make them. Thank you to everyone for reblogging with the reminder that some ingredients can be harmful, I completely forgot to add that disclaimer. Stay safe hoes💖

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If you use anything with lemon juice WASH IT OFF COMPLETELY. I didn't do this and it got in my eyes while they slept and they puffed up and my entire face went itchy

[jibootysaveslives]

❝i’m sorry, did i step on your moment?❞

natasha romanoff aesthetic

[buckbuckbuckminsterbarnes]

Clint retiring

Clint would be the kind of person to retire at least twenty times over before it actually stuck.

“Clint! I thought you retired!”

“Yeah, but tonight’s pizza night. I can’t miss pizza night.”

[silvercheol]

Clint Barton x Natasha Romanoff; MCU

Please do not remove caption, credit, or repost.

Want a moodboard?

[hermiola]

Clintasha Week » Day 3 » Generate Mini Scenarios

Clint Barton and Natasha Romanoff as buddy cops.

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This was Budapest...

*Over Comms*

Phil: Strike Team Delta we need your current location to send evac.

Clint: I don’t know where we are sir. This entire region is uncharted.

Natasha:  It is NOT uncharted, you LOST the chart.

[thearcherandthespy]

This what everyone would have preferred for Age of Ultron.

[starlightervarda]

Natasha Deserves Better: An Essay

It’s been almost a year and Natasha’s characterization in Age of Ultron still makes me uncomfortable.

ONE.

Captain America: the Winter Soldier finally gave her a personality besides Monotone Cut-Throat Spy. It humanized her, gave her a personality, sense of humor, and feelings.

Her crying when she thought Fury was dead

Her being stunned when she asked Steve if he trusted her, and he said yes.

The arrow necklace she wore in honor of Clint.

Her poking fun at Steve

Her choosing to stay by his side and loyal to Fury

She stopped being just Black Widow, the lethal spy who deadpans and dully stares at everything, and became Natasha, a well-rounded woman.

TWO

Then Age of Ultron gave her a sudden and creepy obsession with Bruce Banner, acting completely out of character and, dare I say it, regressive.

Linking her humanity to her uterus was gross enough.

Implying that her becoming sterilized shut off a section of her humanity that made killing easier because it was ‘one less thing to worry about’.

Calling her choosing to get sterilized for her job, rather than her actually having killed lots of people, warrants a “You’re not the only monster on the team.”

Comparing it to Bruce Hulking out and destroying entire landscapes.

Having Bruce forgive her for it rather than tell her ‘No, you’re not a monster,’ and making it a scene about the choices they made with their bodies - him taking the serum that created the Hulk and her having the surgery. Nope, he just makes it worse.

Having an actress who was currently pregnant cry over being unable to get pregnant. Scarlett was fucking pregnant in that scene, am I the only one who finds it incredibly fucked up?

Keep reading

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ladies gentlemen and others, I have come to introduce you to the avengers youtube channel

tony created the whole thing and and the bio reads: robin hood, uncle sam, ginger snaps, goldilocks, jolly green and the tin man’s chill room

there are videos of natasha teaching self defense moves for women, using the boys as props. her showing tips to learn other languages and “five things you didn’t know you could turn into a weapon”. her filming twenty minute long videos answering questions and giving advice to young girls about everything, from safety, mental health, recognizing abusive behavior in men, self confidence, and how to safely get out of risky situations

thor has a series of videos that go from “things of midgard I (Thor) do not understand” and “thor tries things” of his tasting foods from all over the globe because he is deeply fascinated and respectful of other cultures

bruce does a video series of him teaching yoga and meditation, and every once in a while he asks another member of the team to participate, and by far the most viewed one is of him trying to teach tony to stay still and not say anything and tony does try, but fails miserably while bruce sighs. bruce showing recipes from all the places he’s been. “how to create a stress free environment” videos

tony being the science dad™ making videos of “cool shit you can do with useless eletronics you haven’t used since the 90s but haven’t thrown out yet”. he has short videos of “easier ways to physics” and “math for things you will actually use on your day to day life”. he makes thirty minute long videos of him showing pop culture to steve and thor. so. many. storytime. videos. “that time we tried to lift thor’s hammer”, “steve and the 21st century”, “I watched natasha castrate a man with a plastic spoon”, “clint making the mistakes again”, “reasons why I love bruce banner”. “how to handle anxiety like a boss” videos

steve does the whole thing, from homemade remedies for sick kids that he learned when times were rough and sarah couldn’t afford the real ones. workout tips. and of course, educational yet ranting videos of basic human decency things that should’ve changed in 70 years but haven’t. “it’s ok to ask for help, it doesn’t make you weak” videos

clint being that bitch, trolling everyone in everyway imaginable. changing thor’s shampoo bottle for pink hair dye? check. coloring all of steve’s clothes red blue and white? check. changing the sugar of bruce’s tea for salt? check. making jarvis play everyone a different theme song for when they walk into the room? check. and of course, tony. there are several hour long compilation videos of him scaring the shit out of tony

all of them reading fanfiction about each other. stony, clintasha, ironhawk, ironwidow, romanogers, thor/everyone, loving all the combinations they can find. yes to poliamory and everyone loving each other

jarvis livestreams a night of them drinking asgardian ale and playing mario kart and singing high school musical songs on karaoke. it breaks youtube viewing records

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[brittany-murphy]

[justyouraverageslytheringirl]

Houses During the Fall

Gryffindor: climbing trees, jumping into piles of leaves, getting lost in corn mazes, face painting, building pillow forts, ripped jeans and combat boots, laughing loudly, rolling down hills, walking barefoot on cold floors, a mischievous glint in someone’s eye, roasted marshmallows 

Ravenclaw: bedheads and fuzzy socks, pumpkin flavored coffee, reading by the fire, passing out on soft pillows and warm blankets, listening to rain, old music playing on a turntable, deep conversations, crunching leaves, foreheads against cold windows

Hufflepuff: bonfires and camping with close friends, big sweaters and fluffy scarves, drinking loads of hot cocoa, pumpkin carving, warm hugs, morning walks, smiling at strangers, holding hands, blue lips and pink noses, huddling close to friends, holding a warm drink, cuddling

Slytherin: watching old movies wrapped in a fluffy blanket, hot tea on cloudy days, pink cheeks from cold wind, knitted beanies and cozy jackets, stargazing on a rooftop, long sighs, flickering candles, misty mornings, reading old poetry, writing in a cafe, tired yawns

[literaphobe]

in case dianetti wasn’t gay enough for you already

[amesantiagos]

dianetti in every season ⇢ season 3

↳ requested by @peraltiagoisland

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“What kind of woman doesn’t own an axe”

Rosa Diaz, Brooklyn nine nine