My waffle xylophone on the cheese man

Lauren, 19, she/her, bi99

[cupcakelogic]

a msg to u from the dog that finally learned how to give me the dang ball

[itsdaniclayton]

Tag yourself sleepover version

[lesbianwaves-deactivated2022021]

Which Sword Should You Wield Based On Your Favorite Beloved-By-Lesbians Celebrities?

As the saying goes, while you were being heterosexual...

wlw taketh my cool quiz & tell me if you like your swords

[glumshoe]

the six types of gay songs

the song is explicitly about romantic love between two people of the same gender

the song does not contain explicitly gay lyrics, but is performed by a gay artist

the song is not sung by a gay artist, but the singer is of the same gender as the subject of the song and does not change the pronouns

the song is supposed to be about straight people but if you squint, the narrator is clearly in love with Jolene herself, come on

the song itself is ambiguous but the music video was extremely homoerotic

neither the lyrics nor the singer are gay but like, it’s just really catchy…

[glumshoe]

    7. nothing about the song is gay in any way, but you associate it with your crush for some reason, so it’s basically a LGBTQ anthem

[kieren-fucking-walker]

8. It’s 80’s synth pop

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

9. im gay and i like it

[gwenfrankenstien]

#10. hozier wrote it channelling the irish lesbian ghost who dwells within him

[ohmyperalta]

u know when jake gets all dressed up in formal police uniforms…………………………………….. yeah

[chrishemsworht]

make me choose  →  asked by anon ↳ chandler or joey?

[full-santiago]

America’s dream couple

[witchbltch-deactivated20240101]

[brittany-murphy]

[thelesbeean-deactivated20180310]

if rosa diaz come out. i. fuck. the fuck. i can’t believe this may happen. i will cry my bisexual ass off. rosa diaz. the light of my life. my beloved. my wife but also my girlfriend. my everything. fuck.

[thebrooklyninenine]

Finding out someone doesn’t watch brooklyn nine nine

[sparklesantiago]

job application: describe your most recent leadership role

me: sometimes at crosswalks i'm the first one to start jaywalking and everyone follows me

[vaporwavesimulator]

other ways to say ‘thanks! i hate it’

great! i hope you go to hell

wow! fuck you

nice! go fuck yourself

cool! this sucks

[tvfordessert]

*when gina gets back from maternity leave*

gina: okay, i love my baby and all but can one of you idiots PLEASE watch her tonight cause her mom needs to get laid.

precinct:

rosa:…fine I’ll do it.

gina: anyone else?

rosa: I said I’d do it!

gina: And I said I need to get laid, so I don’t know why you think you’d be available.

[montygreen]

#they used the fan-made name #on the show!!

[literaphobe]

seen b99? haven’t seen b99?? either way, these are some episodes you need to take note of

[jake-ames]

👀 they even retweeted it