Clary: Oh, come on! Just pick one! Between Jace, Simon, Alec and Mangus, if you had to, if you had to, who would you punch? Izzy : No one! They’re my friends, I wouldn’t punch any of them. Clary :…Jace? Izzy :Yeah, but I don’t know why.
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Clary: Oh, come on! Just pick one! Between Jace, Simon, Alec and Mangus, if you had to, if you had to, who would you punch? Izzy : No one! They’re my friends, I wouldn’t punch any of them. Clary :…Jace? Izzy :Yeah, but I don’t know why.
me: [tapping on dominic sherwood's window] HHHHIII IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU I THINK YOU WILL BE GOOD FOR ALL OF US
dom: ok
me: REALLY I DO THINK YOU WILL BE A GREAT JACE
dom: thank
me: YOURE A BEAUTIFUL HUMAN ILY THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE
dom: what have i done
not even risking it at this stage
reblogging this again because it works
I’m not taking any chances.
Joke of the day.
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
“Yes.” “Oui.” “SĂ.” “Ja.”
what
Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this
stupidest/most awesome joke ever
This is brilliant.
This is a formal plea
Please don’t make the relationship between Jace and Clary cheesy and BY THE ANGEL make sure that the integrity of Clary and Simon’s friendship is kept 5ever
my mom tried to teach our goats to pee in one certain spot by giving them treats when they’d pee in that spot
except that
they think that now whenever they pee they get a treat
so whenever they see my mom
they pee
 laughed for a solid five minutes
behaviorism gone wrong
Pavlov is laughing in his grave
the way people instantly get happier whenever they see someone that’s important to them makes me want to cry like you can see them smile their whole face lights up their whole demeanor lights up and they just get so happy
Imagine Jules dying in Emma’s arms and and she’s just yelling at him to stay with her because they’re supposed to be forever damnit and forever isn’t supposed to be this shortÂ
aka I think the snippet of “Here I was trying yo convince you I didn’t love you and here I am dying in your arms,” snippet that never showed up in CoHF is gonna be in this seriesÂ
why? just why? the series hasn’t even come out yet and i’m getting the feels for it at eleven o’clock at night.
feels are always best at 11 o’ clock
Me: i want to sleep for like 30 hours
Friend: you know that's a coma right
Me:
Me: god that sounds so refreshing i could totally go for a light coma right now
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Elephant Raju Cries After Being Rescued From 50 Years Of Suffering In ChainsÂ
This heartbreaking story is about as elephant Raju from India that had an incredibly rough life. After being poached from his mother he was thrown from one owner to another, until he was left living in terrible conditions with no shelter at night, being used as a beggars prop all day long. Raju survived only from passing tourists and sometimes had to eat plastic and paper while being chained 24 hours a day. A wildlife organisation SOS-UK could not stand the injustice and decided to save him in a daring midnight rescue operation.
The elephant, realizing he was being saved, started to cry: “It was incredibly emotional. We knew in our hearts he realised he was being freed” – claims Pooja Binepal, one of the rescuers in an interview with Presspeople. “Tears began to roll down Raju’s face. Some no doubt were due to the pain but he also seemed to sense that change was coming. He felt hope for the first time” – says another rescuer Kartick.
this is just so beautiful. he has found the freedom he deserves.
Why does it hurt so much when I think about him being gone for so long!
“If you die, I will literally go out of my freaking mind” (requested by maliasfur)
"Man humans are lame why don’t we have like wings/horns/etc"
Humans can’t even handle having different skin colors how well do you really think that would go
#basically the plot of x-men
#literally the plot of x-menÂ
Sometimes i forget scallops swim like this its hilarious
I THOUGHT THAT ONLY HAPPENED ON SPONGEBOB
J U N I O R
I often forget that the creator of Spongebob was actually a marine biologist at one point.
swimming pools are so weird man we dig holes in the ground and fill them with liquid we cant breathe in and then spend an hour or so at a time trying not to drown in it
this is my most reblogged post this isn’t how I want to be remembered