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[thesimpofnonexistantpeople]

Hi people, I need help finding a fan-fiction of HOTD!

It was a Isekai type of writing (more or less, it's been a while, I don't remember the exact details) with a Daemon x Rhaenyra x reader where reader ends up in the world of Westeros as their wife, and at first everyone thinks she's sick because she doesn't rememver them, but then she brings Daemon with her in the modern world before going back to Westeros? Like? Tree portal?

Please help me find it again, I lived it and want to see if there's more updates on it or not ToT

[thesimpofnonexistantpeople]

Okay, reading Fire and Blood: 300 year a Game of Thrones (A Targaryen History) and I'm currently starting the Dance.

EXCUSE ME, but the show definitely painted the greens in a kinder light than what they are in the books. They're still cunts imo, but at least in the show there's a true reason for Alicent to believe Viserys changed hisind about the succession.

In the book? Alicent is just a bitch. Damn. I'm shocked a little ToT

[thesimpofnonexistantpeople]

I'm reading Fire and Blood : 300 years before a Game of Thrones (A Targaryen History) and I am fucking crying 😭

I just finished The Long Reign—Jaehaerys and Alysanne: Policy, Progeny and Pain, and I feel so bad for Alysanne. I loved her so much 😭 she didn't deserve everything she went through.

And the end where both her and Jaehaerys are basically like : who are all these people? They're not the ones I've been living alongside for so long? Where are my people? Where are my friends (because at this point, when you handpick people to follow you and rule beside you for decades, they **are** friends) and all this because they're both too old... my heart 😭

[thesimpofnonexistantpeople]

Until now, I didn't really have "hear me out"s. It was pretty much people with very questionable morals or down right psychopaths, but handsome/pretty ones you know? Like... Daemon Targaryen, Ivar the Boneless, Ramsay Bolton (you can fight me if you want, but I'll be doubling down. Those men are handsome. Very much mentally troubled for some, but fucking handsome.) Weirdly enough, I can't really find any women in my mind as a character that is a hear me out even mentally speaking.

HOWEVER (and that's where I'm starting to question MY mental health) Beetlejuice. I just saw the 1988 movie, and I do NOT know how I feel about what I'm feeling right now ToT help.

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

reblog if you’re a sick fuck

[velvetvowsandvikingdreams]

[thesimpofnonexistantpeople]

I'm currently having fun watching movies where Matt Smith played in, and right now, I am at Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. AND HIS CHARACTER IS SO AWKWARD 🤣🤣🤣 it reminds me of when he played the Doctor, and it's suits him so well and so badly at the same time I can't stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣

[thesimpofnonexistantpeople]

Thoughts about the crossover between HTTYD and Vikings (because I can't stop thinking about it, and it's not like there's a lot of people watching my blog, so I can rant at will mwahahahahahah)

Floki would either be like Hiccup or Gobber. Not in the "main character" way, but more like the "builder" way. Hiccup was the one who built weapons to compensate for his smaller frame and lack of muscles, and Gobber was running the forge.

However, I could see Ivar being Hiccup, too, for obvious reasons. Shunned for being different, being disabled on Ivar's part, and being scrawny on Hiccup's. I can totally see Ivar working in the forge with Floki while chattering about the gods and the sagas. So, I tend to lean toward Floki = Gobber and Ivar = Hiccup.

Or, scratch all that about Floki, and he's like Valka type of character. Keeps to himself, builds his stuff still but saves as many dragons as possible. That changes depending on the plot line I go for like :

1rst idea would be : Dragons and Vikings already have been buddies for centuries (HOTD plot line if you will) and like to fuck up the rest of the world with raids and plundering (because of fucking course the Saxons are too stuck ups to tame dragons, beasts of the devil yap yap yap.)

Or, the same plot line as HTTYD with Vikings and Dragons waging wars against each other nonstop until someone says "oh wait, if friend shape, why not friend?" And creates the first dragon riders. And then Floki being Valka would make sense. More or less. In my mind. Yes. Anyways.

I'm thinking about making it an x reader (Floki and Helga definitely would be reader's parents, I love them so much and see them as parental figures, sorry for anyone wanting a Floki x Reader...) but I'm still not sure about it. I'm not even sure I'll write it anyway, or if I'll just dump some stuff like that from time to time. Let me know if anyone would be interested. To be fair, it's been years since I have written anything anyway.

So, do I write it or not? Is anyone interested in this?

WRITE IT!

✨️Don't✨️

Voting ended onJul 13, 2025

[incorrectships-and-fandoms]

Hvitserk: Are you alright?

Ivar: Short answer or long answer?

Hvitserk: Short?

Ivar: No.

Hvitserk: Long?

Ivar: Nooooooo.

[thesimpofnonexistantpeople]

Maybe, just maybe, once I have read the How To Train Your Dragon books (if not before) i will, maybe, actually write the fan fic crossover between Vikings and HTTYD. Maybe.

[thesimpofnonexistantpeople]

Watching the trilogy of How To Train Your Dragon for the nth time since it first got out, again sobbing for the nth time at the second movie, and I am starting to mix two hyperfixations that shouldn't mix. Like... viking crossover. Anyone. Hear me out. Vikings x HTTYD? Some kind of House of the Dragon but with our Ragnarssons? Floki is definitely like Valka? Please, does anyone see the vision, or am I just mad in the head?

[redavexat]

[honeydewcorporation]

Tried to figure out how I've been running these things and I came up with this

[sephirthoughts]

SO MUCH THIS. it drives me up a fucking WALL when people call male witches wizards

[e-m-christina]

I might make a Vikings community on the community tab of this app. Would any of you be interested? Tryna keep the fandom alive after 5 years 🥲

[thesimpofnonexistantpeople]

WAIT FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[thesimpofnonexistantpeople]

My heart is broken, my cheeks are soaked and my mind is going awire. The fuck you mean my baby don't get a proper awesome and epic funeral after making me sob so hard the collar of my shirt was drenched? The fuck you mean Hvitserk betrayed the gods? Floki, I am so happy to see you again, BUT YOU'RE BREAKING MY HEART TOO! JFOAKFH It was a beautiful ending and one that broke me. I'm not okay.

[thesimpofnonexistantpeople]

Hvitserk might not be my favourite character (though I still like him a lot) BUT GODS DAMMIT I'm so sad for him 😭 better give him someone to love and some kids by the end of this show otherwise I'll be screaming.

[thesimpofnonexistantpeople]

Excuse me, season 6 episode 10? 😃 what was that? One second Ivar is climbing up a fucking mountain and next he's on the beach kaputing Bjorn? Hello? Did I miss something here or Ivar is really the Houdini of Viking time?!

[thesimpofnonexistantpeople]

Oleg, I liked you. You were funny, but now you are hurting Ivar, and I don't like you anymore with your mean wife :(

[thesimpofnonexistantpeople]

OH MY GODS, I THOUGHT THE CURSE OF THE HATEABLE WOMEN WAS GONE AND NOW INGRID ENTERS THE GAME AAAAAAAAAAH!