Ryan's Funnies

[jxey]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[theshitneyspears]

Her Calvins 😍😍😍

[ogrebud-deactivated20230121]

who is she

[the-dog-in-you]

See you soon, space cowboy

[anostalgicnerd]

[jamaicanricosuavee]

Iconic

[cafeteriafraiche]

Best artist of our generation

[ibadbitch]

He made it look so easy

[90sdefect]

Picasso who?

[merrigold]

a quiet place (2018)

me: *my joints crack, killing me instantly*

[y2k-gay]

Andy was so good at her job

[wittyworm]

i have been sitting in this burger king for 4 hours

[geniusoflove]

they don’t come to take your order you have to go to the counter

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

[brokebackboys]

[just-shower-thoughts]

It is an unspoken rule that if a little kid is hiding under a blanket or couch cushions, you are required to comment on how lumpy the blanket is and pretend to sit on it to try and “smooth it out.”

[tgmember]

Also, if you’re playing hide-and-seek with them, it is critical that you search every other possible (and impossible) hiding spot, all the while wondering out loud how they managed to disappear just like magic, before walking right past their hiding spot.

[the-catholic-geek]

And if a baby starts playing peekaboo you are required to act surprised when they show their face again

[pornhubstepmom-deactivated20191]

If a kid hands you a phone, you answer it

[a-trashcan-made-out-of-fandoms]

If a kid shoots you with a Nerf Gun you are supposed to Die a dramatic death and explain “ugh you shot me blaahh”

[gobbochune-deactivated20241018]

when you push a kid on the swings ya gotta do the woosh

[zetsubonna]

I literally just blocked about a dozen people on this post for being cranky about children.

Being a joyless shitbeast to kids isn’t cool. They’re kids. If you want to be Oscar the Grouch, that’s fine, but do it in a way they understand and explain it to them.

“I don’t want to play, I’m grumpy. Thank you, though, that was kind.”

It’s literally not hard. Kids are small people. Treat them with common fucking decency.

[ghazal67]

[daco-broman]

flex on em

[robotlyra]

EXCUSE ME?

[cashonlydreams]

That reveal though

[pleasetrysomethingelse]

[relatablemagic]

[meanplastic]

“My mom told my brother to stay out of the cabinets and he didn’t listen so she did this lmao“

[crap-userrname16]

[dancingmuppet]

FUCKING ASSASSINATE THE FIRE

[armedandgayngerous]

b e g o n e, HOT

[juelzsantanabandana]

Just fucking shoot the fire

[quixon]

Halo. Rat Race. SHOTTIES.

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via rangda)

[somecutething]

[thickdaddydandelion-deactivated]

A TINY, FEARLESS LEADER

[mjsheartisstillbeating]

C’MON GUYS