Riding in Subway Cars and Walkin' the Boulevard

[ryanscotth]

Not a single person checks on me. A year ago today I got out of the hospital after I wanted to die. I still want to die.

[ryanscotth]

Hi everyone! I haven’t changed a bit!

[ryanscotth]

An amazing birthday present.

[the-best10]

OUR BEST SELLERS OF 2020 ARE IN STOCK AGAIN!

Get here “NO FLESH, NO BRAIN, BUT STILL IN PAIN GRAPHIC TEE”

Get here “WHAT GOES AROUND… COMES AROUND TEE”

Get here “GOING THROUGH PHASES TEE”

Get here “WHO ARE YOU WHEN NOBODY’S WATCHING? GRAPHIC TEE”

Get here “WHO IS IT THAT LOOKS AT ME IN THE MIRROR TEE”

Get here “I’M MEANER THAN MY DEMONS GRAPHIC TEE”

Get here “VAN GOGH HEART GRAPHIC TEE”

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Get here “TIL DEATH DO US PART GRAPHIC TEE”

Get here “THERE’S A WHOLE UNIVERSE INSIDE MY MIND GRAPHIC TEE”

[loliposa]

WHO ARE YOU WHEN NOBODY’S WATCHING?

ME: 👁👄👁

[monicaahhh]

WHO ARE YOU WHEN NOBODY’S WATCHING?

ME: 😂

[alyssaaa-c]

WHO ARE YOU WHEN NOBODY’S WATCHING?

ME: 

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[ryanscotth]

Is quarantine over yet?

[wadey-wilson]

2020 be like, is it saturday tomorrow or is it june

[wadey-wilson]

apparently its July???? sounds fake but k

[ruinedchildhood]

Scary Movie 3 (2003) dir. David Zucker

[rachelsennott]

[ryanscotth]

Me yelling at someone at work

[wrightedgar]

Howard the Duck (1986) dir. Willard Huyck

[nonapkinsilickmyfingers777]

[ryanscotth]

If one more goddamn person tries to act like I don’t know what I’m talking about I’m flipping.

[ryanscotth]

As soon as I move he takes my spot. How can I make him move? #Theorhegreat https://www.instagram.com/p/CAPJjt4AgkPouLfdEk8IW5Xh9hCHM6JKcOxliw0/?igshid=1b23xcygdzorz

[ryanscotth]

I could watch Theo sleep for weeks and be happy.

[itzbatz-deactivated20240722]

[frodothedodo]

The greatest moment in the history of film

[devothegod]

you can almost hear it

[officialfrenchtoast]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

they look like they got inside jokes

[justiceleaque]

[ohgod-awesome-posts]

do you understand how great this scene is it doesn’t even need editing