Ryan Stiner Magic

Actor, Magician, Toastmaster, Paranormal Investigator, Award Winning Activities Director, and self proclaimed “World’s Best Dog Dad”..

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Zandi Ashley persuaded me to take her to the gun range for the first time. She didn’t provide a list of reasons… she used bullet points.

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Another day of filming is done. When Yani “misses her call time”, we take the daily videos in a different direction.

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Yani teaches me how to promote the Farmers Market to a younger audience.

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Yani and I boldly go into another day of fun activities at the resort. Are you going to join us? Make it so!

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Nosotros tuvimos una fiesta para Cinco de Mayo.

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What the duck? Yani and I help each other understand the slang from our generations while promoting the return of our weekly Duck Race Tournament at the resort.

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The Force is strong with the Resort Activities Team.

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Yani learns about Blue Milk as we celebrate May the 4th at the resort.

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I take a lot of abuse from First Mate Yani as she explains some of the activities at the resort. This is one of the risks of the “pirate life”.

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Groove with me and Yani as we give you a preview of Saturday’s activities.

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The day is about to get WILD as Yani and I practice Pop Darts at the resort playground, discuss our favorite Walt Disney World attractions, and prepare for a visit from Gatorland.

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Another month of filming is complete. Here’s a preview of 7 days and 7 fits for May’s Activities Channel content. Come back for daily clips.

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Krypto asked me to post the following review about “Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga”, now streaming on Netflix, on his behalf.

“Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga” is a movie with a very long title on Netflix. It is about Buddy the Elf and Regina George and their dream to sing on a popular television show. Regina makes a deal with some magical elves to help them win the contest, but Buddy doesn’t believe in elves. I thought this was very strange because Buddy used to live at the North Pole with Santa and a bunch of elves, but now he lives in a fishing village in Iceland. His father, James Bond, thinks that Buddy should give up on his dream and get a real job.

There was a big musical number in a castle. This was when Dadoo fixed dinner for me. He thinks he can trick me by mixing my delicious duck flavored food with some boring, “healthy” food. I spent the remainder of the movie picking out all of the healthy bits and leaving them on the kitchen floor for Dadoo to clean up later.

I don’t know who won the Eurovision Song Contest, but James Bond was hugging Buddy the Elf, so I guess he was proud of his son. I give this movie 4 out of 5 bones.

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Krypto asked me to post the following review about the musical “Hamilton”, now showing on Disney+, on his behalf.

Mommy and Dadoo celebrated Independence Day by watching Hamilton with my Aunt Jenny. This movie is about the man on the ten-dollar bill who moves to New York and meets some new friends in a bar. They have a lot of beers and decide that they want to join the revolution. They meet the man on the one-dollar bill and together they fight against some British people. King George is in the movie, and he sounds a lot like Kristoff from Frozen. I like Frozen because Kritoff talks to the reindeer, and sometimes they sing together.

The neighbors must have been re-enacting the revolution outside, because I could hear a lot of loud noises on our street. I don’t like loud noises so I decided to hide under the bed for a while.

When I came out from my hiding place, the guy on the ten-dollar bill was having a rap battle with the guy on the two-dollar bill. A lot of people don’t know what a two-dollar bill looks like, but my Dadoo is a magician and he uses two-dollar bills in some of his tricks.

When people argue in this movie, they shoot each other. My Aunt Jenny cried when the guy on the ten-dollar bill was shot by Aaron Burr. Mommy told me not to put any spoilers in this critique, but everyone knows that Aaron Burr shot the guy on the ten-dollar bill because there was a “Got Milk” commercial about it a long time ago.

Dadoo has been singing some of the songs from this move all night. It’s better than listening to the loud noises outside. Therefore, I give this movie 4 out of 5 bones.

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Everyday since March 13th has been “Bring Your Dog to Work Day” for me, but today is the official day. June 26 is also recognized as “Stitch Day” (Experiment 626). Celebrate both by listening to an Elvis record album like Stitch, or taking a nap on the couch like Krypto.

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Krypto asked me to post the following review about the movie “Artemis Fowl”, now showing on Disney+, on his behalf.

“Artemis Fowl is about a rich tween and his warrior butler who live in a big house surrounded by lots of grass and stones. There are so many things I could pee on. The tween spends the first part of the movie reading his dad’s journal while a very shaggy Olaf narrates. At this point, I fell asleep. When I woke up, I learned that Olaf can dig holes with his mouth and fart dirt. I wish I had this power. I love to dig holes in the back yard. Meanwhile, Tinker Bell is in the big house with the tween while all of Pixie Hollow is trying to rescue her (or maybe capture her, I’m not sure). My dadoo went to the kitchen to get some ice cream. He told me I couldn’t have any because it was chocolate. But I got a cookie instead so I was happy. Olaf stole a magical acorn while a troll destroyed the house. Dadoo would be so mad at me if I broke a lot of stuff in the house. But he tells me I’m a good boy. I don’t remember how the movie ended, but I got lots of belly rubs and then we went for a walk outside. I love walks outside. Sometimes I see a bunny rabbit and I get to bark at him and tell him to get out of my yard. I give this movie 3 out of 5 bones.”

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Krypto is being careful so he can see all of his friends again soon. Be like Krypto.