she rye on my bread til i enthusiast

blaise || he/him || im an adult but im not posting porn or anything so idrgaf if minors interact

[things-that-are-not-true]

my driver's test came back negative

[apjvff]

this site ain't so bad. it's something to do in the mornings while ur bread toasts, right? ^_^

[parkchanwoohoo]

Genuinely evil and dark-sided to put the periods between the letters in "milf" and "dilf." Like what is M.I.L.F. that is a supervillain organization composed entirely of cougars. Whoa that's a great idea actually post canceled hold on

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[psychotic-gerard]

listening to a man break up with his partner on the train and the first sentence I heard was "I just don't appreciate you cheating on me six different times, once with my own father."

[dogpuppy]

[boxheadpaint]

And like who the fuck is this guy [gestures to reflection in mirror alone in bathroom

[raptorcivilization]

Reminder to all nonbinary people: You can summon SUE the T. rex for aid

[ryebreadenthusiast]

i have never payed attention to anything important in my life ever

[stateownedslut]

My stupid poser kidnapper wants to show me my missing person's poster but I don't think they do those any more and I kept saying this but they wouldn't listen until they wordlessly handed me a printout of a bbc article talking about it. They want to compose a ransom note with newspaper type but don't know how to buy newspapers as someone under 60 without looking suspicious. The other day I saw in the fridge a carton of oat milk with a home-printed photo of me obviously taken by them awkwardly glued to the side. I don't even get a basement. This is a one-bedroom flat.

[nyancrimew]

ah... i see i see

[flipchild]

I'm trapping mice in my mouse amulet but if ur free this weekend I'm dtf

[tomhoppusdelonge]

sorry for the mixed signals I don’t know what I want or what I’m doing mostly

[thuringwethilsfangz]

got this fuckass piece of technology to work. all i need now is functional headphones. authentic dookie by green day listening experience.

[thuringwethilsfangz]

when i'm happy i say bitches love my discman

[ot3]

looking for animal references on image searches has always kind of sucked but it's much worse after AI image generation technology has begun to actually past muster, which is why i always just go straight to inaturalist. can't recommend this highly enough. you get to both find out about niche species you've never even heard of and also see some really good photographs like this one

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[ryebreadenthusiast]

im lowkey a fraud ive never baked bread before and rye bread isnt even my favourite my favourites the multigrain flatbread with the seeds mixed in? but thats kindof stupid long for a username i think