the nefaryjus

Help. I'm new on tumblr. Please have mercy. This page is chaotic - just like my DnD char.

[geeses]

reblog to diminish the horrors from the person you reblogged from

[questions-about-blorbos]

If Blorbo has been turned into a household object, what are they?

A very expensive, very breakable vase

A cracked porcelain mask carefully glued back together

A toaster that only burns half the bread

A sentient pile of laundry

A flickering lightbulb that hums ominously at 2AM

A cracked phone screen that still works… mostly

A fridge that makes unsettling noises and keeps everything slightly too warm

A door that technically closes but never fully latches

A shower that randomly switches between freezing and scalding

A clock that ticks just a little too loudly when the room is quiet

A mirror that looks normal until you stare too long

A pristine suit jacket with a hidden bloodstain in the lining

Voting ended onJun 28

Every poll on this blog is about fictional characters only. This request was sent to us and we made a poll in response to it. Send any Blorbo-related question you want to our inbox and we’ll make a poll on which people can vote with their own Blorbos in minds

[questions-about-blorbos]

If Blorbo has been turned into a household object, what are they?

A very expensive, very breakable vase

A cracked porcelain mask carefully glued back together

A toaster that only burns half the bread

A sentient pile of laundry

A flickering lightbulb that hums ominously at 2AM

A cracked phone screen that still works… mostly

A fridge that makes unsettling noises and keeps everything slightly too warm

A door that technically closes but never fully latches

A shower that randomly switches between freezing and scalding

A clock that ticks just a little too loudly when the room is quiet

A mirror that looks normal until you stare too long

A pristine suit jacket with a hidden bloodstain in the lining

Voting ended onJun 28

Every poll on this blog is about fictional characters only. This request was sent to us and we made a poll in response to it. Send any Blorbo-related question you want to our inbox and we’ll make a poll on which people can vote with their own Blorbos in minds

[questions-about-blorbos]

What does your Blorbo do when they’re vulnerable?

Hide their vulnerability at all costs

Accidentally let it slip

Go into hiding

Only show it to one person (or the people they love/trust)

Beg for help from anybody

Voting ended onJun 20

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[questions-about-blorbos]

What kind of guilt does your Blorbo carry?

“I didn’t do enough”

“I did too much”

“I should’ve stopped it”

“I caused this”

“I should’ve tried harder”

“I let go and gave up”

Voting ended onJun 21

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[analog-autistic]

me when my friends pick up vocabulary from me and i pick up vocabulary from them

[thepoisonroom]

what type of rice do you main

jasmine

basmati

calrose/medium grain

arborio

brown

sushi

generic long-grain white

black/purple

sticky

babe it's rice......

other/show results

Voting ended onMay 4

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[questions-about-blorbos]

If your Blorbo were to play Minecraft, what would they be most interested in?

Building

Redstone

Exploring / Collecting

PVP

Speedrunning / Hardcore

Modding / Commands

Roleplaying

I don’t play Minecraft and therefore I don’t know what any of these terms mean

Voting ended onMay 1

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[strawlessandbraless]

Great-Eared Nightjar aka the ‘baby Dragon’ bird Appreciation Post 🐉 🐥

📷 credit: Live Science

[teathattast]

[meowmeowpspsps]

Reblog and put your evil name a la Darkiplier and Antisepticeye in the tags

[lowkeloki]

[twilightofthesandwiches]

You can choose one of these mildly non-human traits to have…

Which will you choose?

Patches of iridescent scales or feathers

A pair of antlers

Monkey-like dexterous feet

Enhanced sense of smell

A mouth that can unhinge like a snake’s

Slightly-prehensile hair

Fully-functional gills

Wings (capable of gliding, but not true flight)

Tail (can be somewhat prehensile, but not that dexterous)

Retractable claws

Long, sharp fangs

Hair that naturally has an unnatural color of your choice

Voting ended onApr 9

[sphinx-witchcraft]

People make fun of me for feeding and being nice to my local pigeons.

But guess who everybody is going to come crying to when cell service and wifi get real expensive? Guess who's gonna be the hottest guy in town when the depression starts hitting harder and traditional post is scarse? Guess who everyone's gonna get on their knees and worship when they need to send messages across long distances and dangerous terrain?

That's right. I'm gonna be the post apocalyptic homing pigeon guy. Me and the 2 other pigeon enthusiasts got the rest of the country covered.

[ryjus]

Hello there!! Meet Oskaya, the tiefling wild magic sorcerer I’ve been playing for the last six months in a pretttttty eppicc DnD campaign.

While he could technically blow himself up by accident every time he does literally anything, he has somehow managed to defy the odds so far and is still alive and kicking. Yay! :>

[iamyounicorn]

[guy whose bedtime is approaching fast] I need to write one billion words right now. and draw everything that has ever existed.