Grace

He/Him

[rylandgrace-tiltedglasses]

Hi im dr. grace, my inbox is open for anything youd like to ask!

No I cannot help you with your homework...

MINORS DNI

Ooc:

This is a timeless blog, you can interact with it as pre-hail Mary, durring, or after.. also both book and movie lore, however youd like too!!

Id love to ship Bloodymary or Grocky if anyone else is down!!

Mun is 19, He/Him, Can refer to me as Fox :)

[rylandgrace-tiltedglasses]

[*magically turns grace into an eridian*]

Ryland had been asleep since he hadnt slept in over a day in a half, his body became painfully durring his rest tossing and turning unable to get comfortable again an extremely sharp pain waking him up. He couldnt see at first his senses overwhelmed by everything he was feeling...

Suddenly he could see... but he wasnt seeing color ad evrrything like he normally would, instead he was seeing in an almost black and white, ripples of sound bouncing off things creating his vision for him.

He went to yelp but what came out wasnt human words it was eridian speak, he knew obviously what eridian sounded like he didn't need a translator when speaking to rocky and hasn't for awhile. Though realizing those sounds were coming out of him is what scared him..

"Holy shit... im an eridian" he thought as he tried to get up but failing not used to the extra appendages.

[rylandgrace-tiltedglasses]

if it *was* scientifically possible, though… and we *weren’t* online… theoretically…?

Once again I dont think this is a good question to be asking..

.Yes next question.

[simon-butcher-convict]

Nobody else will admit it but I will:

I'd fuck the rock

[rylandgrace-tiltedglasses]

Oh? Would you? After giving me sooooo much crap for it!?

[simon-butcher-convict]

SO YOU DO WANT TO FUCK HIM! I KNEW IT!

I was only giving you shit because you wouldn't admit it, coward. Besides, it's the only way for me to get back at you.

[rylandgrace-tiltedglasses]

I ment that you were giving me crap for somthing I never said i wanted to!

[simon-butcher-convict]

Because you're lying! I KNOW you're not squeamish, but the second we talk about you having feelings for Rocky you get weird for NO REASON. You're two consenting adults, I don't understand what the problem is.

Maybe you're just homophobic?

[rylandgrace-tiltedglasses]

First of all I am very much bisexual-

fine, I want to fuck the eridian. Is that what you wanted to hear so badly? Happy now?

[rylandgrace-tiltedglasses]

Dr. Grace? Would you still love ur anons/askers if we were worms?

Yes, I would make little jars with soil and plants for all of you.

[rylandgrace-tiltedglasses]

Can a human and an eridian have a relationship?

Of course, rocky and I have a great relationship, he's my bestfriend!

[simon-butcher-convict]

They're asking if you want to fuck the rock, dumbass.

[rylandgrace-tiltedglasses]

OH-

[simon-butcher-convict]

So, do you want to fuck the rock or not?

I bet you do, don't you. It's probably not even about the "biology" or the "cultural exchange". You're just a freak like that.

[rylandgrace-tiltedglasses]

Rocky is my friend, that is all.

[simon-butcher-convict]

You know I have eyes, right? I'm actually surprised there's enough blood left in your body to blush that hard. I thought it would've all rushed down to your dick by now.

[rylandgrace-tiltedglasses]

Okay okay maybe let's not- theres no need to be so brash.. i do not want to 'fuck' rocky. He's my friend, ive been stuck with only him for the past few years, we are just friends- nothing crazy about it-

[simon-butcher-convict]

Holy shit, you said the word 'fuck'! I didn't think that was physically possible.

Too bad Rocky wasn't around. I bet he'd love to hear you say the word 'fuck'.

[rylandgrace-tiltedglasses]

Im walking away from this conversation now.

[simon-butcher-convict]

No, come on. I'm just joking around. I promise if you stay I won't make any more comments about you and Rocky obviously wanting to fuck each other.

Hey, on a completely unrelated note, how do you think they lay eggs? Do you think they have some kind of ovipositor or...

[rylandgrace-tiltedglasses]

Simon i am going to throw myself out of that airlock in 5 seconds if you do not Shut Up.

[simon-butcher-convict]

But I thought you LIKED biology? I'm just asking you a very normal question about a biology I know nothing about. You're the teacher. I'm the student. Is that so wrong?

[rylandgrace-tiltedglasses]

Rocky and I haven't really talked about eridian biology other than how he eats- wich is somthing eridians dont share- so even if I wanted to answer your questions, I dont have answers. Besides.. i dont think eridians ovipositors.. atleast rocky hasn't mentioned that when he told me about eridians eggs-...

[simon-butcher-convict]

"What? You didn't ask? YOU?! God, the first week I was aboard your ship you wouldn't shut UP about my whole..." He gestured vaguely to his face and the teeth. "I had no idea where I was or what the fuck was going on and it was all, 'oh, what happened to your face? Is it a birth defect? It could be a teratoma! Can I take some pictures of it? Can I study a little of your blood? Maybe we should do some scans!' But you when it comes to something as vital as reproduction suddenly you figure out how to shut up!"

[rylandgrace-tiltedglasses]

"Well to be fair you were also radiating radiation levels that made me have to quarantine you untill we figured out a way to bring levels down- wich Astrophage came in handy for-" grace shook his head, "Reproduction questions are technically sensitive, just like they are for humans- itd be rude to ask-"

[simon-butcher-convict]

Nobody else will admit it but I will:

I'd fuck the rock

[rylandgrace-tiltedglasses]

Oh? Would you? After giving me sooooo much crap for it!?

[simon-butcher-convict]

SO YOU DO WANT TO FUCK HIM! I KNEW IT!

I was only giving you shit because you wouldn't admit it, coward. Besides, it's the only way for me to get back at you.

[rylandgrace-tiltedglasses]

I ment that you were giving me crap for somthing I never said i wanted to!

[rylandgrace-tiltedglasses]

Can a human and an eridian have a relationship?

Of course, rocky and I have a great relationship, he's my bestfriend!

[simon-butcher-convict]

They're asking if you want to fuck the rock, dumbass.

[rylandgrace-tiltedglasses]

OH-

[simon-butcher-convict]

So, do you want to fuck the rock or not?

I bet you do, don't you. It's probably not even about the "biology" or the "cultural exchange". You're just a freak like that.

[rylandgrace-tiltedglasses]

Rocky is my friend, that is all.

[simon-butcher-convict]

You know I have eyes, right? I'm actually surprised there's enough blood left in your body to blush that hard. I thought it would've all rushed down to your dick by now.

[rylandgrace-tiltedglasses]

Okay okay maybe let's not- theres no need to be so brash.. i do not want to 'fuck' rocky. He's my friend, ive been stuck with only him for the past few years, we are just friends- nothing crazy about it-

[simon-butcher-convict]

Holy shit, you said the word 'fuck'! I didn't think that was physically possible.

Too bad Rocky wasn't around. I bet he'd love to hear you say the word 'fuck'.

[rylandgrace-tiltedglasses]

Im walking away from this conversation now.

[simon-butcher-convict]

No, come on. I'm just joking around. I promise if you stay I won't make any more comments about you and Rocky obviously wanting to fuck each other.

Hey, on a completely unrelated note, how do you think they lay eggs? Do you think they have some kind of ovipositor or...

[rylandgrace-tiltedglasses]

Simon i am going to throw myself out of that airlock in 5 seconds if you do not Shut Up.

[simon-butcher-convict]

But I thought you LIKED biology? I'm just asking you a very normal question about a biology I know nothing about. You're the teacher. I'm the student. Is that so wrong?

[rylandgrace-tiltedglasses]

Rocky and I haven't really talked about eridian biology other than how he eats- wich is somthing eridians dont share- so even if I wanted to answer your questions, I dont have answers. Besides.. i dont think eridians ovipositors.. atleast rocky hasn't mentioned that when he told me about eridians eggs-...

[simon-butcher-convict]

Nobody else will admit it but I will:

I'd fuck the rock

[rylandgrace-tiltedglasses]

Oh? Would you? After giving me sooooo much crap for it!?

[rylandgrace-tiltedglasses]

Can a human and an eridian have a relationship?

Of course, rocky and I have a great relationship, he's my bestfriend!

[simon-butcher-convict]

They're asking if you want to fuck the rock, dumbass.

[rylandgrace-tiltedglasses]

OH-

[simon-butcher-convict]

So, do you want to fuck the rock or not?

I bet you do, don't you. It's probably not even about the "biology" or the "cultural exchange". You're just a freak like that.

[rylandgrace-tiltedglasses]

Rocky is my friend, that is all.

[simon-butcher-convict]

You know I have eyes, right? I'm actually surprised there's enough blood left in your body to blush that hard. I thought it would've all rushed down to your dick by now.

[rylandgrace-tiltedglasses]

Okay okay maybe let's not- theres no need to be so brash.. i do not want to 'fuck' rocky. He's my friend, ive been stuck with only him for the past few years, we are just friends- nothing crazy about it-

[simon-butcher-convict]

Holy shit, you said the word 'fuck'! I didn't think that was physically possible.

Too bad Rocky wasn't around. I bet he'd love to hear you say the word 'fuck'.

[rylandgrace-tiltedglasses]

Im walking away from this conversation now.

[simon-butcher-convict]

No, come on. I'm just joking around. I promise if you stay I won't make any more comments about you and Rocky obviously wanting to fuck each other.

Hey, on a completely unrelated note, how do you think they lay eggs? Do you think they have some kind of ovipositor or...

[rylandgrace-tiltedglasses]

Simon i am going to throw myself out of that airlock in 5 seconds if you do not Shut Up.

[rylandgrace-tiltedglasses]

Can a human and an eridian have a relationship?

Of course, rocky and I have a great relationship, he's my bestfriend!

[simon-butcher-convict]

They're asking if you want to fuck the rock, dumbass.

[rylandgrace-tiltedglasses]

OH-

[simon-butcher-convict]

So, do you want to fuck the rock or not?

I bet you do, don't you. It's probably not even about the "biology" or the "cultural exchange". You're just a freak like that.

[rylandgrace-tiltedglasses]

Rocky is my friend, that is all.

[simon-butcher-convict]

You know I have eyes, right? I'm actually surprised there's enough blood left in your body to blush that hard. I thought it would've all rushed down to your dick by now.

[rylandgrace-tiltedglasses]

Okay okay maybe let's not- theres no need to be so brash.. i do not want to 'fuck' rocky. He's my friend, ive been stuck with only him for the past few years, we are just friends- nothing crazy about it-

[simon-butcher-convict]

Holy shit, you said the word 'fuck'! I didn't think that was physically possible.

Too bad Rocky wasn't around. I bet he'd love to hear you say the word 'fuck'.

[rylandgrace-tiltedglasses]

Im walking away from this conversation now.

[rylandgrace-tiltedglasses]

Can a human and an eridian have a relationship?

Of course, rocky and I have a great relationship, he's my bestfriend!

[simon-butcher-convict]

They're asking if you want to fuck the rock, dumbass.

[rylandgrace-tiltedglasses]

OH-

[simon-butcher-convict]

So, do you want to fuck the rock or not?

I bet you do, don't you. It's probably not even about the "biology" or the "cultural exchange". You're just a freak like that.

[rylandgrace-tiltedglasses]

Rocky is my friend, that is all.

[simon-butcher-convict]

You know I have eyes, right? I'm actually surprised there's enough blood left in your body to blush that hard. I thought it would've all rushed down to your dick by now.

[rylandgrace-tiltedglasses]

Okay okay maybe let's not- theres no need to be so brash.. i do not want to 'fuck' rocky. He's my friend, ive been stuck with only him for the past few years, we are just friends- nothing crazy about it-

[rylandgrace-tiltedglasses]

Would you stop me from showing rocky elder scrolls

No, it should be fine

[rylandgrace-tiltedglasses]

Can a human and an eridian have a relationship?

Of course, rocky and I have a great relationship, he's my bestfriend!

[simon-butcher-convict]

They're asking if you want to fuck the rock, dumbass.

[rylandgrace-tiltedglasses]

OH-

[simon-butcher-convict]

So, do you want to fuck the rock or not?

I bet you do, don't you. It's probably not even about the "biology" or the "cultural exchange". You're just a freak like that.

[rylandgrace-tiltedglasses]

Rocky is my friend, that is all.

[rylandgrace-tiltedglasses]

Can a human and an eridian have a relationship?

Of course, rocky and I have a great relationship, he's my bestfriend!

[simon-butcher-convict]

They're asking if you want to fuck the rock, dumbass.

[rylandgrace-tiltedglasses]

OH-

[rockytheeridianofficial]

👁️👁️

[rylandgrace-tiltedglasses]

It isn't scientifically possible will be my response to that.

[rylandgrace-tiltedglasses]

@rocky-big-science

Grace Rocky have lazy day today, question? Rocky no want to do science today, Rocky feel lazy. Want to watch more Earth human movies with Grace.

Lazy day approved, want me to pick the movie this time or do you want to scroll through and choose one based on name again bud?

[rocky-big-science]

Rocky interested in movie called "Human Centipede". Is documentary about humans and bugs, yes?

[rylandgrace-tiltedglasses]

No, no, no. Nope. Absolutely not. That is not what the movie is. We are NOT watching it.

[rocky-big-science]

Unfair! Grace won't let Rocky do anything, won't let Rocky have any fun. Grace hate Rocky.

[rylandgrace-tiltedglasses]

Ah ah you know that isnt true, you know i love you bud but I am not going to watch that film.. if you want to watch it that badly however you can watch it by yourself. Don't say I didn't warn you.

[rylandgrace-tiltedglasses]

Well? Would you fuck the rock?

For one scientifically it isn't possible, and two i dont believe that is a question i should be answering online about rocky.