I Have Two Braincells And Both Are Rentals

(Rylara, She/Her) || 20 || bi as fuck || poly and proud || prolly arospec but I’m kinda busy studying rn so I’ll figure THAT out LATER || pls don’t DM unless we’re friends || no coherent theme, we put all our special interests together and die like men || current special interests: Dispatch, Danganronpa

[rylarathebrave]

Alright, guess we’re doing this. Friends/people I know outside of the tumblr nsfw/nsft space, ignore this post.

I’m an adult woman who experiences desire (who knew?) and thus have a side-blog that is less than family friendly to put it lightly. However, the way tumblr works means that my “likes” on nsfw/nsft blogs appear to come from this blog. There’s no way to change this that I know of.

When this occurs, the respectful thing to do for whomever I’ve liked a post from is to either not interact or to interact with my nsfw account (since that’s the reason I have it).

The disrespectful thing to do is try to contact me on this blog.

But the EXTREMELY disrespectful thing to do? DM me/send an ask saying that I can’t possibly be aspec/arospec if I’ve liked someone’s nsfw post. To the person who did so this morning under the guise of “celebrating” me “moving further away from aspec :)”, I wish for you a life where you learn basic human respect the easy way rather than the hard way.

I prefer to keep my nsfw and main blogs separate, so I hoped I’d never have to make a post like this, but today showed me that I need to set firmer boundaries.

If you’re a nsfw/nsft blog and I interact with you, please do not interact with this blog except to ask for my nsft blog. I’ll happily engage with you from the blog I’ve made for that purpose.

Thank you!

[ali-theshipper]

I know this joke has been done before but whatevs.

[starsoupq]

If Jax was there during the conjuring reveal

[estchiyu]

tadc if it had an awesome ending

[femlich2233]

this is so fuckin dumb lmao

[hollowhero13]

Found a "Gooseworx gave Jax her color palette" comment and this image appeared in my head

[wellshitcaitlin]

@inneskeeper this seems relevant to your interests

BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE! SHE DOIBLES DOWN!

It is actually rare that I get shown stuff that could ACTUALLY be the spawning point of a new and proper named heresy within Holy Roman Catholicism.

“Jesus actually survived the crucifixion” is legitimately one of the most terrifyingly viable heretical traditions you could start. It fulfills the exact ramifications for a popular and overwhelming heresy: It supports and glorifies Christ’s strength (so powerful he could not die in a meaningful way), encouraging different theological philosophies and understandings of the source material, and is COMPLETELY RUINOUS about the WHOLE POINT of Jesus as the Lamb of God. He is destined to die to take on the sins of all humanity forever so we can br forgiven. The death and the resurrection of Christ after his journey into Hell for three days is cosmologically as important as the Trinity. It is one of the pivotal foundations of the entirety of the religion.

If Jesus didn’t die, he didn’t die for us. That changes a LOT of things. But it is at its root a heresy which is not anti-Christian and is instead just a completely irreconcilable veneration.

I love this woman. I need to encourage her to be like this.

[tyrannosaurus-trainwreck]

tOxIcItY iS a ChArAcTeR tYpE this is fucking amazing

[tyrannosaurus-trainwreck]

Okay it’s been several hours and I’m still not even slightly over this.

Like, Jesus said “I am the resurrection and the life, except the resurrection bit is metaphorical, because I’m too swole to actually die.”

“For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son, but not really, for he made his only begotten son super fucking butch. Like, obviously way too butch to actually succumb to a little crucifying.”

“Pilate was surprised to hear that he was already dead. Summoning the centurion, he asked him if Jesus had already died. The centurion said to him, ‘Jesus is too shredded to kill, he’s like the Terminator, nothing can take him out.’ Pilate sent Joseph away with nothing, for Jesus was indestructible.”

“The angel said to the women, “Do not be afraid, for I know that you are looking for Jesus, who was crucified but absolutely did not die. He is not here; he has risen, just as he said. Come and see the place where he was just taking a little nap. Then go quickly and tell his disciples: ‘He never died, you all really jumped the gun this time.’”

“The Son of Man is going to be betrayed into the hands of men, but it would take an atomic bomb to kill him, he’ll be fine.”

[espanolbot2]

Let he who is without sin cast the first stone, for he shall be positively jacked, and for his swollage will enable him to bung the biggest rock he could lay his turkey-sized hands upon those that displease him. Amen.

[fade-steppin]

anyone want to start a new branch of christianity with me? i’m calling it Unkillable Jesus

[tanukiham]

turns out they very much did not kill jesus

[internerdionality]

How dare you leave “ma’am? MORMONS don’t even do that” in the tags

[flipocrite]

[aro-ace-from-outer-space22]

Hey, do y’all think we should perhaps message Leo about this?

[mechabert]

Robert finds a certain appeal in normality. Probably because it’s always been the hardest thing for him to be.

He can handle iron mantles.

But give him a boyfriend who rubs warm fingers into his back during flare ups, tests the latest recipes on him every day, insists on spoiling his dog with bubble baths and handmade bathrobes, and he doesn’t know how to pilot that.

Except maybe just take pictures of Flambae in the morning.

When his smile lines relax and his hair inks every inch of the pillow.

When he has Beef snuggled under his chin, and his eyes screwed shut, unhappy with sunlight breaching the blinds of his apartment. Their apartment.

“Bob-Bob, don’t take my picture. My hair isn’t done.”

Robert loves his voice in the morning. The way it’s soft and smoked out and crackling with good rest. He squeezes Beef to his chest and half heartedly tries swatting Robert’s phone.

“Yeah, cause you woke up 5 minutes ago. Also, you’re using Beef as a pillow. I AM taking a picture. Let me look at you.”

He likes those pictures the best.

When Flambae finds out about them, confusion knits his brows together

It’s just him.

Singing while getting ready in the bathroom, making shaving cream beards on Beef.

Snoring on Robert’s patchy sofa with drool slipping from his mouth.

Him with the team, mid cackle, mouth smeared with burrito sauce.

Or him in the morning, with his hair an absolute mess and free and getting his smiling face lapped at by that sentient baked potato.

“Why do you only have bad pictures of me?”

He’s playful about it, when he asks Robert. Whiny. Because it kinda scares him. Because he remembers how comfortable he felt in those moments.

And Robert will shrug. And he’ll do what he’s good at. Tell it like it is.

“I don’t know. I like it when you look like you.”

Robert can’t outrightly say ‘I think you’re beautiful and my hands don’t know how to hold beautiful things.’

And Flambae can’t say ‘I think you’re the only person I ever want to look at me’.

But Flambae can make food. And Robert can take pictures. And they’ll know.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

feels like a real step back that with all the sexual freedom available to us we moved to Hookup Culture instead of Having Sex With Friends Culture

[ellieisnotjelly]

Kiss the homies. Hold the homies. Make love to the homies. Then play smash.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*nods sagely* smash bros and then Smash Bros

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

#hell yeah #I’ll show you a good time and then kick your ass with Luigi #come at/on me bro

[helloscully]

My 1 (one) day off this week and I get hit with this fucking tomfoolery

[helloscully]

Oh this is bad

[helloscully]

Via my manager’s snapchat: “Travis is like 6 rum and cokes deep and has finally come around to English Willy, they were sitting slumped against a wall blacked out while One of Your Girls by Troye Sivan was playing. I think it’s their song now. Truly a bromance for the century”

This is officially too dumb for me to be mad at

[helloscully]

My 1 (one) day off this week and I get hit with this fucking tomfoolery

[rylarathebrave]

“We need more complex/morally grey female characters!” you guys couldn’t even handle invisigal

[quitealotofsodapop]

Snow Leopard!Robert if he ever has kids;

Snow Leopards are just so bouncy when they pretend to be hunted or startled by their babies. Think of it as an exaggerated cartoon yelp, all to encourage the babies hunting skills.

Robert def the type of dad to dramatically play dead when playing with his kid(s).

[avadaniels]

"Scrooge learns the true meaning of Bisexual Awareness Week" Make Some Noise Season 3 Episode 11

[lovethemarshalltwins]

Whitlock & Hex from The Crown&The Flame

(for better resolution, click.)

[rylarathebrave]

I know like nobody else goes here but their dynamic will always make me emotional

(Fun fact, Whitlock was the second thing I ever drew with a reference— it was far from the masterpiece that this is, but 14 year old me had a colored pencil set and a dream lol)

[jasonsstuffiguess]

What if each Dark World came with unique main outfits, depending on the theme?

[jasonsstuffiguess]

The start of an oceanic Dark World adventure!

Happy Mermay 2026! A bit late, but I managed to finish and upload before the end of the month!

Am also working on a version with some dialogue, but that might take a few days to come out. Will try to finish it before the end of May, though!

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