is butter a carb

Recent graduate trying to find the will to live. London, UK

[stonerparty]

[depressedsebastian]

Someone really made this profile in my area lmao

[elsesle]

this could be us 👉🏻👈🏻

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[drayaintshit-deactivated2019030]

☝🏾😂

[callmedeku24]

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

[emeraldmercury]

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

[haiku-robot]

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[jacobmick]

Because wise, I am.

[seymonecristina]

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

[blackgirlart]

2 million people aren’t wrong

[maudit-innocent]

Ngl this is kinda hilarious

[tumakhunter]

Makes sense. I mean, a passenger of a cruise line isn't called a sailor, right? Astronaut literally means "star sailor."

[graymooncult]

OP how could you not include the first paragraph of the article

[maudit-innocent]

Huge oversight on my part you're absolutely right

[ruthsic]

the only kind of gatekeeping I will allow

[ruinedchildhood]

[husssel]

[memeclassheroes]

[s0irenic]

A conductor on the Pskov-Moscow train feeds a cat named Felix sausage during a short stop in Staraya, Russa. Felix shows up every day at 22:40 & has for several years. All conductors are aware of Felix & prepare sausage in advance.(Source: Reddit)

[ruinedchildhood]

[pocblog]

nothing but respect for MY president.

[hurleyquinnzel]

this is what celebrities need to be doing not singing some fucking john lemon song on twitter

[maresmermaid]

Rhianna is a legend! $1M to Barbados, $5M to food banks in the US. That's huge from an individual.

[deejay]

LEGEND!

[ampervadasz]

[surprisebitch]

that piece of macaroni is ready for anal thats for sure

[feels-for-the-fictional]

I reblogged this before I read the comment and i just want to say to my followers im so sorry for causing this suffering

[hornymudblood]

I’m sorry but what psycho puts their pasta under running water?!?!

[whitepeopletwitter]

[matrixtheory33]

[feministism]

[kittyandbaggy]

In a nutshell

[mgnovenija]

[malcolmxwiththeperm]