[otigre]

if im on tumblr more than usual that means i have a lot of stuff i need to be doing and im trying to avoid doing it

[sleepnoi7es]

One of Ivanka Trumps neighbors pulled out her fur and poured some wine to watch the protesters in front of Ivankas house.

[surprisebitch]

a true ally

[haru-desune]

Flower shop AU

Person A owns a flower shop and person B comes storming in one day, slaps 20 bucks on the counter and says “How do I passive-aggressively say fuck you in flower?”

[weezley]

Omfg

[may-apple]

MY TIME HAS COME

so you’d need a bouquet of geraniums (stupidity), foxglove (insincerity), meadowsweet (uselessness), yellow carnations (you have disappointed me), and orange lilies (hatred). it would be quite striking! and full of loathing.

[nixhil]

im no Florist but I thought I’d try my hand at such a beautiful gift of absolute loathing

[bcdodos]

THIS

[kingofthenumpties-deactivated20]

Also, if it helps at all Irises tend to kill everything they’re put in a vase with, so you could sneak a couple in the middle and they’d end up with a stash of dead, fuck you flowers.

[polygllot]

thinking about languages: 📝🌎📖🖊📚❣️🗺✈️ actually learning languages: 😰🔪🔪

[neetols]

I thought of Sulu and his daugher then cried a lot

[onlytwitterpics]

[sunfortune]

do u ever just take off your glasses bc youre tired of seeing things

[donutish]

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THIS IS TOO MUCH WHOLESOME IN A TINY BODY

[shezinlove]

@imanes

[pedrospascaled]

Make me choose ∟anonymous asked: Quicksilver or Beast?

[awildswan]

[youreouttayourtree-deactivated2]

ladies dont start fights, but they can finish them.

[hexlockspear]

that is a cat with a hairbow how is that relevant to the caption

[hindre-blog1]

[shudderingeyes]

Uncultured swine

[ryohiru]

Erik: Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad?

Hank: Malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated.

Peter: Smad.

Erik: There are two types of people.

Charles: 'Erik'.

Erik: ...Evidently there are three types of people.

[commander-ledi]

*clips into bed, takes collision damage and dies while ragdolling violently halfway inside the bed*

[babyanimalgifs]

[w0wls]

Khajiit has no wares to sell today

[zagreus]

all birds are friend-shaped

[actual-denial-deactivated201909]

waiting for a fucking special friend

[zagreus]

ADORABLE! I’ll take seven

[actual-denial-deactivated201909]

every single fucking one heard

here comes a fucking army of friends

[zagreus]

*crying* IVE NEVER HAD THIS MANY FRIENDS BEFORE

[90s-maximoff]

[laz-va]

Kittens!

…and their Mother

[incorrectx-menquotes]

Come here, young one, and let me tell you why your father is an asshole!

Charles Xavier, to Peter Maximoff (via incorrectx-menquotes)